Balls To...

Balls To (bôl's tö) av. 1. A derogatory term towards any object or action, most likely used with that.  (i.e. "I think I just puked in your pillow"  "Man, balls to that.") 2. A derogatory term towards a specific thing.  (i.e. "Johnny ate my sandwich."  "Man, balls to Johnny.")

Here's a list of things that deserve a balls to...

  • Guys in Speedos

  • Girls not in bikinis

  • Mission Impossible 2

  • Macintosh

  • Junk mail

  • Dirt

  • All countries except America

  • Telemarketers

  • Bad phone reception

  • A lack of nudity in general

  • Your boss

  • I495

  • The 80's (yes, the entire decade)

  • Kids

  • Gas

  • Small TV's

  • Your chin

  • Dog poop on your shoe

  • Betamax

  • Boy bands

  • Diarrhea

If you like to submit a list of things you think deserve a balls to, email it to me.

  
 

 

    
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