Crikey, don't be a fruit loopy dill.  Get your ed' out the loo!  That croc is a real rippa, throw a couple a fatties round' em'

 while I get that crazed dingo off'a  Elizabeth Shue!

Ain't she a beautiful little bugga.  I'd like to hit the piss and have a go at a pash on er' lollies, or maybe even er' freckle!

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