The Lilly

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WELCOME TO THE LAIR OF THE LILLY
There have been many accounts of things strange and bizzarre. Vampyres, wolf men, mummies, ghosts and goblins. But none of these tales of the fantastique can come close to the horror that is... the Lilly.
The Lilly is truly a mysterious being. No one is sure when it came to being, but it has become obvious that it's plans include world domination. It tries to fit in with the "ordinaries" in society... taking jobs, making relationships. However, one can easily spot the Lilly if one knows what to look for. It has pale pasty skin, dressed almost always in black, and will stare off into the heavens whenever it is feeding.
Ancient Pic of Lilly The Lilly has a distinct taste for all things unhealthy. In olden days, one might have feasted upon sugar cane and grog. Today, they dine on McDonald's, Coca-Cola, and Peppermint Patties. Because of its diet, it has the appearence of being sick and weak. But do not let that fool you.
The Lilly has the power of a hundred men wrapped into one. The might of the Lilly is greater than any other force known to mankind (except, perhaps, that of John Stamos).
Throughout time, there had been one family sworn to stop the Lilly. This family was known as Clan Faugno.
Unfortunately... the last of the clan, the mighty Giovanni Faugno made some bad business deals, and was forced to sell his weapons and armor to pay off the heavies, and while he was unarmed and helpless... the Lilly attacked. With him gone, there is no one left to defend the innocent against this fould being. Unless a new warrior was to step forward and take his rightful place against The Lilly.
Legends of the Lilly stretch back to the Dark Ages during the time of the plague. The stories said that one could spot The Lilly easily among the dead, for he did not contract the disease. Instead, he would lie among the carcasses in a comatose-like state. Covered in some thin slime.
The Lilly also has a very unique way of breeding. It buds. Like the micro-organism the hydra, the Lilly produces pollyps that eventually bud off of it's back, growing into another "self." This is how they continue to spread their horrific ways accross the globe.
If you happen to stumble across a Lilly at this point in it's reproductive cycle, you must strike! This is when they are most vulnerable, and action must be taken!
The Lilly has spent the last 400 years, pillaging, raping, and plundering. It spreads it's sticky ways from one hemisphere to another. It is watching you and it is evil.
Until recently, it was thought that we were finally rid of the Lilly. No one had seen or heard from him in ages. However, over the past few months, word of sightings have been springing up everywhere. We now know that it is not gone. It was just in hiding. Waiting for the right time to rise again and continue its reign of terror. Some believe that it was waiting for the turn of the Millenium to rise again. So, when you're on the street... remember to look behind you. Because those times when you feel as though you are being followed, maybe you are. By The Lilly!!!

COMING SOON
Whack A Lilly!

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