Schwez's Sound Bites!

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No, it wasn't me. It was the one-armed man! Jim Carrey-The Mask

You have 20 Seconds to comply. Robocop 2

If Im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer! Jim Carrey-Ace Ventura Pet Detective

No ya got the wrong number, this is 91-2. Chief Wiggum-The Simpsons

Ohh Im such a shit! Jim Carrey-Liar Liar

Ah forget it boyo. Yad as like have angels fly out of yer arse as get next to the likes of her. Titanic

To start press any key. Wheres the any key? Homer-The Simpsons

Self explanatory. Homer-The Simpsons

Are you ready to go back to Titanic?Titanic

Barney gets the crap beaten out of him!

Hehe. What a dork! Aheheh. beavis and Butthead

I think your mum dropped you when you were a baby. Butthead-Beavis and Butthead

Whoa. That kicked ass! Butthead-Beavis and Butthead

Self explanatory

Whoa. Im gettin a boner. Im gettin a stiffy! Beavis and Butthead

You got the best balls in the whole world, chef. You're damn right! South Park

(Smithers computer) Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on! The Simpsons

Again, self explanatory.

Self explanatory. Butthead- Beavis and Butthead

Yet another U-know-what!

Ehh I could pull a better cartoon outta my arrr-Hey whoa! Krusty-The Simpsons

mmmm chocolate. Homer-The Simpsons

Kiss my curvy butt gooood-bye! Homer-The Simpsons

Diarreah cha-cha-cha (x3). Beavis and Butthead

I think we all know what this one is!

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Homer-The Simpsons

Hi everybody! Nick Riviera-The Simpsons

Self explanatory. Mr Burns-The Simpsons

Farts of many Shapes and Sizes here!

*Ring* Well howdyly doodly doo? *click* hello? Heaaalo? Hellowdily oadily? Flanders-The Simpsons

I aint saying a thing about this one! Just download it!

You are Gay. hehehe. Homer-The Simpsons

I am evil Homer! (x4) Homer-The Simpsons

Oh my god! We've killed Kenny! We're bastards! South Park

Im kickin my ass. Do ya mind!? Jim Carrey-Liar Liar

Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards! South Park

Yet another fart.

Moe!

Something about panties

Self explanatory.

Beavis and Butthead playing a fart game.

Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass. South Park

Scooby's laugh.

Hey everybody! Who thinks Flanders should shut up? Homer-The Simpsons

May I sit on your lap? *Boing* *Zip* Ohhh!

Fletcher gets pulled over. Jim Carrey-Liar Liar

South Park theme song. (Zipped)

Steerage irish party music. Titanic

So what Im gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, then bend over and take it up the tail pipe! Jim Carrey-Liar Liar

Testes. Testes. One Two Three! Butthead-Beavis and Butthead

Um, a fart. For many more, go here

Jordan plays back. Swoosh. And thats the game! Jim Carrey-Liar Liar

Thumb up arse sound

The THX theme sound

I am cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole! Yeh. Beavis-Beavis and Butthead

Whoa did you see that? That woman had her hand on her uh, virginia. Butthead-Beavis and Butthead

Some old fart choking.

WEINER!

Ralph eats a worm in class. Ralph-The Simpsons

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