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NEWSREELS IN TURMOIL!
& the STAR TREK SOUNDS are Back!
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Austin Powers
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 Dr. Evil sings "Just the two of us" |
Dr_Evil_2of_us.mp3 | 712K |
| Dr. Evil: "Isn't it ironic that all the things you stand for,
swinging....." |
Dr_Evil.wav | 107K |
| Austin: "Swinging sixties here I come baby - yeah!" |
Austin60s.wav | 64K |
| Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's
breathtaking. I suggest you try it" |
Scrotum.wav | 67K |
| Mustafa: "Hello I'm still alive down here but I'm very badly
burned......" |
Mustafa.wav | 153K |
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Austin: "I've been
frozen for 30 years I want to see if my bits & pieces are still
working......." |
51K | |
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Austin: "My name is
Austin Powers. It says here Danger Powers. No - Danger is my
middle name!" |
193K
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Austin: "Ooh
behave.....yeah baby....." |
134K
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New!
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| Oh dear! By the 1980's Tony Blackburn is clearly out of his depth, he's sure the name of this band is "Durren-Durren" | Blackburn.wav | 344K |
| The Fawlty Towers "Don't mention the war" scene | Fawlty_War.wav | 138K |
| The Blue Peter Elephant | Elephant.wav | |
| "This is a moment of real relaxation" | Relaxation.wav | 11K |
| Michael Fish assures us there won't be a hurricane in 1987 | Hurricane.wav | 22K |
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The Newsreels desperately try to get a handle on Flower Power. - With unintentionally hilarious results! |
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Newsreel voice-over:
This is what they call a love in! |
47K | |
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Newsreel voice-over:
Brace yourself for it & prepare to meet - a Hippy |
67K | |
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A psychedelic dream,
whatever that means. Scenery that is surrealist plus just for....
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129K
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Just as there seemed to
be some sense in it, they had to do that! |
40K | |
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Newsreel voiceover: "That
girl's certainly learned to dig advanced mathematics" |
56K | |
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Perhaps some of us are
just getting old & crusty & forgetting what it meant to be young
& active in every sort of way! |
69K | |
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Is this generation
mocking our heritage........? |
49K | |
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Here, at this Manchester
club you've got a keen working girl reporter and a brisk disc jockey,
Simon Dee |
67K | |
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Relax at London's chic
(pronounced 'chick'!) Scotch club where there's another top disc
jockey....... |
71K | |
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Newsreel
voice-over:"We're watching these wayward kids critically, but detached
and, well....." |
80K | |
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Old Promos &
Trailers |
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Remember the Pearl
& Dean Music? Here it is |
156K
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Come along with me into
the world of sound |
33K | |
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Come along with me into
the world of sound - but this is a new & exiting world.... Long high quality version |
236K
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A radio commercial for
a restaurant in Spain. It has to be heard to be believed. Oddly enough, the music playing underneath is "Mrs. Robinson" |
273K
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A trailer for the TV
series The Tomorrow People (broadcast on Thames TV 1974) |
51K | |
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Possibly the worst record
ever made - A 1975 promo for Telly Savalas 'singing' You've lost that
loving feeling - Truly cheesy!!! |
105K
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"And now I can see the
man in the glass box is waving to me and that means time's nearly up"
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55K | |
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"I'm enjoying myself so
much just listening to these tunes" From an old Flexidisc |
31K | |
| Italian Job Sounds | Name - Click to Play | Size |
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"You're only supposed
to blow the bloody doors off!!" - from The Italian Job
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70K | |
| "We are about to do a job in Italy and I would like to introduce
you all to each other. First there's....." - from The Italian Job |
Italian_Job.wav | 89K |
| Monty Python Sounds | Name - Click to Play | Size |
| Teach yourself Heath - a flexidisc that came with Monty
Python's "Previous Record". It sends up the then Prime Minister Edward
Heath's speech idiosyncrasies in the style of a linguaphone type language
course. (duration:5min39s) |
Python_Heath.mp3 | 664K |
| "Just one more waffer thin mint, Monsieur......." | Creosote.wav |
92K |
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Miscellaneous
Sounds |
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For the broadminded
only! |
99K | |
| Something for all you Michael Howard fans out there! | Howard.wav | 59K |
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It's Mrs.
Doyle. If you've ever seen 'Father Ted' you'll know what to expect! If you
haven't the prepare to be er.....educated Something for all you Michael
Howard fans out there! Howard.wav 59K |
117K
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"Well, I'm a High Court
Judge" |
60K | |
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Someone somewhere has
spent a lot of time making this Clinton spoof. He's singing to the tune of
"Don't let the sun go down on me" - you get the picture! |
364K
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It really is time you did some work! |
46K | |
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What did you get up to last night you little minx! |
33K | |
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"I love the smell of
napalm in the morning!" From Apocalypse Now |
49K | |
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Kenneth Williams:
"Matron take them away!" (from Carry on Camping) |
29K | |
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A nice stereo Toilet
flush (empty recycle bin?) |
32K | |
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"Relax with an early
evening drink" |
11K | |
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A very odd & silly
sound |
17K | |
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"Ooh madam I'm amenable
to any suggestion" |
28K | |
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The Beatles sing in
German! |
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Sie liebt
dich (She loves you) |
948K
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Komm gibt
mir deine Hand (I want to hold your hand) |
990K
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Red Dwarf Sounds
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| Kryten: "You're a complete and total smeghead" |
smeghead.wav | 36K |
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Ace Rimmer: "Smoke me a
kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" |
21K | |
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Kryten: "Rameses
niblick the third, kerplunk kerplunk whoops where's my thribble!"
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46K | |
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Talkie toaster: "Howdy
doodly doo! Talkies the name, toastings the game, Anyone like any toast?"
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49K | |
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The Star Trek sounds
return! |
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McCoy: "He's dead Jim!"
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31K | |
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McCoy: "He's dead Jim!"
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8K | |
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Kirk: "Engage!"
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6K | |
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Kirk: "Please not
again!" |
9K | |
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Kirk: "Scotty, we need
power!" |
18K | |
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Kirk: "I've seen a part
of myself no man should ever see!" |
28K | |
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Kirk: "Engines ahead,
warp one" |
26K | |
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Kirk: "You know as much
as I do, Bones" |
21K | |
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McCoy: "His brain is
gone!" |
11K | |
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McCoy: "It is medically
impossible!" |
12K | |
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Scotty: "I can't change
the laws of physics" |
26K | |
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Spock: "This does open
some intriguing prospects, Captain" |
28K | |
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Spock: "Out of the
question!" |
9K | |
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Picard: "Energise!"
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23K | |
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Picard: "Make it so!"
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14K | |
| Videos |
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| Flat Eric | flat_eric.avi | ca. 3MB |
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Last updated 05.01.03
