Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still
But we weren't looking for a science fiction double bill

I went to go see The Rocky Horror Picture Show
And I passed out in the back row

As Frank N Furter, Tim Curry says he's just a sweet transvestite
In makeup, fishnets and a corset he's quite a sight

When Brad and Janet got to his castle they saw the light
Riff Raff was hospitible but he didn't offer them a bite

Everyone got together for the Time Warp and got a little nuts
The Transylvanians danced, sang and wiggled their butts

Eddie came around and sang about his hot patootie
Columbia's his girl; not Mary, Lucy or Judy

Everyone knows that Magenta is Riff Raff's sis
The two of them share an incestous bliss

Brad and Janet caught up with their friend Dr. Scott
Whose involvement with them only deepened the plot

Rocky was created to be Frank's love slave
But his affair with Janet caused quite a wave

Poor Brad just did not have a clue
And Frank had bitten off more than he could chew

During the floor show he told us that he's a wild and untamed thing
During "Rose Tint My World" everyone else joined in to sing

It was all over when Riff Raff shot Frank dead
The power of the ray had gone to his head

Dr. Scott was able to escape with Brad and Janet
While Riff Raff and Magenta returned to their own planet

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