Today it is the birthday of our favorite "Dinosaur"
He makes us laugh our heads off, and still we ask for more.
So from all us Whosers, to you Colin Mochrie,
Have a happy birthday, as happy as can be!
- Emile
Happy birthday Colin, I hope it's really fun
With your friends & family around you, & the sky filled with sun!
I hope that it's a happy day & you'll never wear a frown
And that nobody tries to get YOU to do a hoedown!
- Jessie
Colin, I wish you a happy birthday, i really really do
I really really really really really really... tis true
I wish you a happy birthday and many many more
So I can see you end more hoedowns by hitting the floor...
- Dean
THE "WHAT HE DOES" HOEDOWN
OH, here's a special birthday wish for a very snazzy man
who'll put you right out laughing as often as he can
he'll smother you with precious words and make you feel so
cuz he's one amazing person and (OH!) what a comedian!
- Adria
And now, the Colin Mochrie Hoedown:
Colin comes from Canada, he stars on their TV.
The way he does Hoedowns is legendary.
He sings all the lyrics until he can't think of more,
Then he loses consciousness and falls down to the floor!
Colin Mochrie is the king of comedy TV,
Whether on IH&H or hosting STC.
I'm so glad for his success but one thing bothers me,
The shows are all in Canada, so I don't get to see!
I went to Los Angeles to watch them tape Whose Line,
And it was thanks to Colin that I had a great time.
He put us on the VIP list to get into the show,
And gave us each a hug good-bye when it was time to go!
Well that's my hoedown for you, Colin, on your special day.
I hope that it is great for you in every single way.
Spend it with your family, take a well-deserved rest.
Happy Birthday Colin, and I wish you the best!
- Julie
The man that all the Whosers love is the nicest guy around
Whenever he is on TV, much laughter abounds!
And though we always show up wherever he may be
He's still patient with us---he's Colin Mochrie!
- Lori
Happy birthday Colin, you are one of a kind.
All these joyful wishes, but we know you won't mind.
Making us laugh, is what you do best,
And even tho you're older now, don't you dare take a rest!
- Jeff
Colin is the greatest, as you all can see,
Put all his fans together, and they make a menagerie
He is really funny, he'll never bring you dooowwn--
So here's a Happy B-day to the King of Hoedowns!
- Lint
It's Colin's birthday, that's the cry that goes around the nation,
I hope that you don't waste it all on past-life contemplation,
Instead just have a lot of fun and maybe get real drunk,
Like I've been doing all night and I think I'm gonna...
(THUNK)
Hey, the fainting even rhymed!
- Mark
Presenting the Brad Sherwood Hoedown:
Brad Sherwood is on Whose Line, both in England and here.
This could be the start of a huge acting career.
He could win an Oscar, he could be number one.
But to the Whosers he'll always be Captain Studmuffin!
I was in Los Angeles, and went to the Acme,
And it was Brad Sherwood that I was there to see.
We entered the theater, and got thrown for a loop,
Because while onstage, Brad shouted "Welcome!" to our group!
You know Brad is a sweetie, he's one terrific man.
He is a real gentleman to every Whose Line fan.
When we left Los Angeles, I felt like I could fly,
Because when I went to thank him, he hugged me good-bye!
The monkey man's terrific, I hope to see him soon.
He'll always be a legend just for making Ashley swoon.
When it comes to improv, he's never, ever bad.
There is just one thing to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRAD!
(Oh sure, you try making up four verses on the spur of the moment! :-) )
- Julie
A couple of Brad hoedowns
first in Colin style
I like to watch Brad Sherwood, all the day and all the night
I watch him from the left and I watch him from the right
I watch him, watch him, watch him, I watch him all the time
And this hoedown has no ending coz Julie stole my rhyme
and a Tony style one...
Oh little Bradley Sherwood, he makes the ladies squeal
To Ashley and Julie his looks are just ideal
But what they don't know is something I must note
Ive seen pics of Brad on holiday... in panties... with a goat
- Dean
My little cute studmuffin man is thirty-four today,
I'll wish him Happy Birthday in my special Whoser way.
I'll stand upon a podium and shout as loud as I can,
That despite the accusations, he is NOT a woman!:)
Happy birthday muffin boy:)
- Ashley
Well today is the day that Brad entered this world
I know this makes it a very special day for some of the girls.
So give three cheers to celebrate this very special day
And for Ashley's sake I'll reiterate, he's a GUY and he's NOT gay :)
Sorry, I couldn't resist ... :) :)
- Jessie
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