I am the Very Model of a Whoser that's fanatical
Though some may say we're stalkers, we really are not radical
We travel miles and miles away to see a taping comical
We even travel 30 hours on a train that's economical
We spend all night on chat lines saying Colin's faint's incredible
We spend small fortunes looking for some Twiglets thats inedible
We sing hoedowns about the show and all the players harmonize
I didn't think I'd be involved, but now I think I sympathize
(She didn't think she'd be involved, but now she thinks she sympathize) 2X
(She didn't think she'd be involved, but now she thinks she sympa-sympathize)
To think a Television show would make us swoon and scream and shout
Half the time I wonder what this silly fun is all about
I know this song is very hard and really bad grammatical
I am the Very Model of a Whoser that's fanatical
We talk about our favorite players, mentioning their talents vast
We keep the columns many and we tape the interviews they cast
We memorize our favorite scenes, and tell them to our friends who think
That we have gone a little mad and had a little much to drink! :)
But I don't care what people say, this show is just the best you see
And all the other Whosers are the very closest friends to me
Well anyway, I will remind, you may agree with this, but then
Whose Line kicks the ass of watching, (Ick), "The Secret Lives Of Men"
(Whose Line kicks the ass of watching, (Ick), "The Secret Lives Of Men")2X
(Whose Line kicks the ass of watching, (Ick), "The Secret Lives of- Lives of Men")
To think a Television show would make us swoon and scream and shout
Half the time I wonder what this silly fun is all about
I know this song is very hard and really bad grammatical
I am the Very Model of a Whoser that's fanatical!
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