One day, a Whoser was really bored at work. And her mind began to wander. And out of that twisted, wandering mind came...

Three, Four! Three, Four! Three, Four!

Aaahh! Aaahhh! Aaahhh! Aaahhh! (etc.)

All this comedy callin' me
To an improv show.
It's so astoundingly funny
It is the place to go!

All the Whosers know which is their favorite show.
They're going,
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

Clive's behind the desk, doing what he does best.
Going,
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

Then one day they took the show
Down to the USA.
In the summer they gave it a go,
Now it's here to stay!

All the folks who go watch the Drew Carey Show
Are going,
Carey Rocks! Ryan Rocks!

ABC execs are watching their TV sets,
Going,
Drew's Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!
Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

I've got suggestions for you to do,
For Hoedown and for Interview.
And I'll volunteer for Duet, too!
Oh, Whose Line Rocks! Yeah, Whose Line Rocks!

Colin Rocks! Greg Proops Rocks!
Brady Rocks! Sherwood Rocks!

Steve Frost Rocks! Josie Rocks!
McShane Rocks! Tony Rocks!

Rory Rocks! Niall Rocks!
Merton Rocks! Quentin Rocks!

Whose Line Rocks! Whose Line Rocks!

WHOSE LINE ROCKS!

COMEDY!!! (fade out)

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