Mulder and Scully on IRC


Purple <:cP getting weirder every second

Here it is:

I wrote this while I was in this really boring Computer class with a really boring teacher. Pardon me if it=92s a bit nonsensical; I really had nothing better to do! ;) Sorry if it contains some inaccuracies, either IRC-related or otherwise... I'm not that good at it, sadly... :)

the wacko,

Purple the Sick Screenwriter <:cP

CHAT TRANSCRIPT

FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY

11:30 PM

*Now talking in #iced_tea

<starbuck> Mulder? Is that you?

<gehale> I don't know no Mulder

<gehale> <grin>

<starbuck> seriously

<gehale> I can't say; IRC is a regulated channel

<gehale> anybody could be watching

<starbuck> so you trust no one, then

<gehale> yes

<gehale> then again, I shouldn't tell you now, should I?

<starbuck> lol

<starbuck> so how've you been?

<gehale> well my fish died, the Knicks lost the playoffs, and Elvis is

still dead

<gehale> but besides that, I'm fine :)

<starbuck> you're Mulder, all right

<gehale> shh

<gehale> keep your mouth shut, Scully

<starbuck> shh

<starbuck> ;)

<gehale> what about you?

<starbuck> ?

<gehale> how do I know it's really you?

<starbuck> ask me anything

<gehale> will you marry me?

<starbuck> rofl

<starbuck> not yet

<gehale> aww shucks

<starbuck> what else?

<gehale> are you attracted to me?

<starbuck> ;)

<starbuck> I can't say; IRC is a regulated channel

<gehale> you didn't answer my question

<starbuck> well too bad :)

<starbuck> ask me another

<gehale> what's your favorite movie

<starbuck> the exorcist

<gehale> favorite book

<starbuck> Breakfast at Tiffany's?

<gehale> are you attracted to me

<starbuck> yes

<gehale> I knew it

<starbuck> now shut up, Mulder

<gehale> fine, Scully

<starbuck> :)

<gehale>:)

*starbuck hugs gehale and tousles his hair

*gehale moves away... no public signs of affection, please

*starbuck raises her eyebrow

*gehale knows how starbuck loves to do that

<starbuck> so now what?

<gehale> well, since we now know of each other's existence

<gehale> we can explore the limits of your attraction to me

<starbuck> hmm

<starbuck> how come we've never talked about this before?

<gehale> well, I never asked :)

<gehale> besides, you can't reject me in chat

<starbuck> oh yes I can

<gehale>?

<gehale> no you can't

<starbuck> try me

<gehale> okay, but

*starbuck has kicked gehale out of #iced_tea

*gehale has rejoined #iced_tea

<gehale> ouch that hurt

<starbuck> you had it coming

<gehale> this is fun

<starbuck> is it?

<gehale> it is now

*gehale has kicked starbuck out of #iced_tea

*starbuck has rejoined #iced_tea

<starbuck> you're crazy

<gehale> like you said many times before

<starbuck> LOL

<gehale>:)

<gehale> just trying to make things even

<starbuck> you want things to be even?

<gehale> is that a threat?

<starbuck> no

<starbuck> just an interesting concept

<starbuck> since we are all but even

<gehale> what do you mean?

<starbuck> wait

*gehale waits

<starbuck> There. I just scrolled up.

<starbuck> you said we were to "explore the limits" of my attraction to you

<gehale> uh-oh

<starbuck> but what about you?

<gehale> uh-oh

<starbuck> this time *I* ask the questions

(silence)

<starbuck> Mulder?

*gehale hides under the covers

*starbuck beats him out of the bed with her gigantic Teflon frying pan

*gehale feels like a scrambled egg

<gehale> fine

<gehale> ask

<starbuck> >:c)

<starbuck> are you attracted to me?

<gehale> when I am, I'll tell you

<gehale> <grin>

<starbuck> lol

<starbuck> that's not fair

<gehale> I know

<starbuck> come on

<gehale> come on what?

<starbuck> tell me!

<gehale> okay

(silence)

<starbuck> Mulder?

<starbuck> hello?

Scully's cell phone rang. Absently she picked it up.

"Scully."

"Scully, it's me."

Scully smiled.

THE END

duh duh duh , yatta yatta yatta

terrible, isn't it? ;)

from Purple <:c)

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