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Top Ten lines you'll probably never hear on the X-Files

10. "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone home."

9. "Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know...but isn't that a little harsh?"

8. "I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper, and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost."

7. "Look under the mask...this is no swamp monster.....it's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!"

6. "My Lord! This conspiracy involves all three of the Gabor sisters!"

5. "Well, Agent Mulder...you caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"

4. "You'll be happy to hear, Assistant Director Skinner, that I've switched over to the nicotine patch."

3. "The president wants to see you two immediately. His cheeseburger is possessed."

2. "And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling FBI agents!"

1. "Gosh, I guess we were wrong...the government did have our best interests at heart, after all!"

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10.	"The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone home."
9.	"Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know...but isn't that a little harsh?"
8.	"I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper, and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost."
7.	"Look under the mask...this is no swamp monster.....it's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!"
6.	"My Lord! This conspiracy involves all three of the Gabor sisters!"
5.	"Well, Agent Mulder...you caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"
4.	"You'll be happy to hear, Assistant Director Skinner, that I've switched over to the nicotine patch."
3.	"The president wants to see you two immediately. His cheeseburger is possessed."
2.	"And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling FBI agents!"
1.	"Gosh, I guess we were wrong...the government did have our best interests at heart, after all!"