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DEAD AND BURIED, a low-key zombie tale
DEATH TRAP, aka Eaten Alive
DEEP RIVER SAVAGES, Umberto Lenzi's pioneering cannibal film
DELIRIUM, aka Psycho Puppet
DEMONS, "a triumph of illogicality run riot" or "one of the best horror films this decade"?
THE DEVIL HUNTER, a minor entry in the third world cannibal cycle
THE DEVIL WITHIN HER, aka Beyond the Door
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, don't rent the video
DON'T GO IN THE WOODS ALONE, a routine spam-in-a-cabin flick
DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK, enjoyably bad vampire flick
DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT, shoddy gore-fest
DRILLER KILLER, "the only gore film genuinely to approach Art"
 
The Doctor is currently evaluating the following titles with a view to inclusion:
DAWN OF THE DEAD
DAWN OF THE MUMMY
DAY OF THE DEAD
DEMONS 2
DOWNTIME
 


 
 
 
 

DEAD AND BURIED

Avco Embassy, USA, 1981; 91 min

A surprising (and obviously erroneous) entry on the DPP list, Dead and Buried is an old fashioned, often chilling, low key horror yarn, co-written by Alien and Return of the Living Dead writer Dan O'Bannon.
    James Farentino is a cop investigating strange goings-on in a sleepy New England fishing town. Jack Albertson, in his last screen role, plays a mortician who knows more than he's telling...There's one or two great shocks and a Fulci-esque hypodermic-through-an-eyeball.
    Director Gary Sherman's first feature was the 1972 cannibals-on-the-Underground flick Death Line, starring Donald Pleasence and Christopher Lee.

Dir. Gary Sherman; Prod. Robert Shusett, Robert Fentress; Scr. Robert Shusett, Dan O'Bannon; Star. Jack Albertson, Melody Anderson, James Farentino; With Lisa Blount, Nancy Locke Hauser, Dennis Redfield

UK Vid. Thorn-EMI, QRT 91 min (unrated), Beta & VHS; The Video Collection, QRT 91 min (BBFC:18), VHS only
 
 
 
 

DEATH TRAP

aka Eaten Alive (US), Starlight Slaughter (US), Horror Hotel Massacre (US); Mars Production Corporation, USA, 1976; 89 min

Tobe Hooper's follow-up to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) provides the first indication of how disappointing much of his further career would prove to be. But acts like that don't get any tougher to follow, and there is nevertheless plenty in Death Trap to confirm Hooper as a talented genre director.
    In this black comedy which marries elements of Psycho, Murders in the Zoo (1933) and, of course, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Neville Brand plays a scythe-wielding bayou hotel proprietor with a man-eating pet crocodile. No prizes for guessing what happens to a succession of hapless guests.
    The script, inspired by the EC swamp stories of 'Ghastly' Graham Inglis, reunited Hooper with Chainsaw's Kim Henkel. Wayne Bell also rejoined Hooper to work on the score which reiterates the musique concrète motifs of Chainsaw. Marilyn Burns, Hooper's heroine in his first film joined in again, and there are numerous 'star' victims in the shape of Stuart Whitman, Carolyn Jones and Mel Ferrer. (The film should not be confused with Umberto Lenzi's Eaten Alive (aka Mangiati Vivi, 1980) which also features Ferrer.) Freddy Krueger star Robert Englund also makes an early appearance.
    Largely due to ham-fisted distribution and too many territorial title changes, the movie never really found an audience and it was to be five years before Hooper returned to the big screen with The Funhouse (1981).

Dir. Tobe Hooper; Prod. Mardi Rustam, Alvin L. Fast; Scr. Tobe Hooper, Kim Henkel; Star. Neville Brand, Marilyn Burns, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones, Stuart Whitman; With Roberta Collins, Robert Englund, William Finley, Kyle Richards
 
 
 
 

DEEP RIVER SAVAGES

aka Mondo Cannibale (It.), El Paese del Sesso Selvaggio (It.), Man From Deep River (US), Sacrifice! (US); Roas Produzioni/Medusa, Italy, 1972; 94 min

Despite years of bickering with Ruggero Deodato over who can claim this particular accolade, it is Umberto Lenzi who enjoys the dubious distinction of having pioneered the Italian third world cannibal movies with Deep River Savages. Although the film features only three minutes of actual cannibalism, that would prove sufficient to spawn an entire cycle of mangiati vivi pictures that was to span a decade.
    The film owes more to A Man Called Horse (1970) for its narrative, and the mondo shockumentaries for its gruesome incidentals. On the whole the gore sequences are relatively tame (although there is a breast-eating sequence that would be replayed in Jorge Grau's 1974 The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue and Andrea Bianchi's 1980 Burial Ground). Needless to say there is the cycle's customary sickening propensity to film the genuine slaughter of animals to enhance the picture's 'authenticity'.
    Though not a smash hit by any means (except in Japan where mondo movies continued to play to packed houses) Deep River Savages was successful enough for Lenzi to return to the jungle in 1980 for the rather more visceral Eaten Alive.

Dir. Umberto Lenzi; Prod. M.G. Rossi; Scr. Francesco Barilli, Massimo d'Avack; Star Me Me Lay, Ivan Rassimov; With Ong Ard, Prapas Chindang, Pratitsak Singhara, Sulallewan Sunwantat

UK Vid. Derann Film Services, QRT 88 min, Beta, VHS & V2000
 
 
 
 

DELIRIUM

aka Psycho Puppet (US, UK); Academy, USA, 1977; 94 min

There are lots of killings and Nam flashbacks in this tale of a traumatised Vietnam vet escaping from an asylum and killing everyone in sight before ending up in the employ of right-wing local government officials who hire him as a vigilante.
    Quite how this low-rent 16mm feature ended up on the DPP's 'video nasties' list is anyone's guess.

Dir. Peter Maris; Prod. Sunny Vest; Scr. Peter Marris & Richard Yalem; Star. Turk Cekovsky, Debi Shaney; With Garret Bergfield, Terry Den Brock, Chris Chronopolis, Jack Garvey, Harry Gorsuch, Mie Kallist, Myron Kozman, Nick Panousis, Lloyd Schattyn, Barron Winchester, Bob Winters

UK Vid. VTC, QRT 84 min (unrated), Beta & VHS; VIZ Movies, QRT 84 min (cut 16", BBFC:18), VHS only; VidAge, QRT 84 min (cut 16", BBFC: 18), VHS only
 
 
 
 

 
 
DEMONS 
aka Demoni (It.); Titanus, Italy, 1986; 88 min 
 
A personal favourite, Demons was inexplicably savaged by the critics when released in the mid-eighties as the perfect antidote to motiveless moronic spoofs like House and Return of the Living Dead. Fangoria’s Philip Nutman was not one of them, accurately describing it as “one of the best horror films this decade”. Demons is the cinematic equivalent of riding pillion on a Ducati: a loud, wild, unapologetic blood and thunder shocker.
    The film is set on the re-opening night of an old Berlin cinema. A sinister masked man (an amusing cameo by actor/director Michele Soavi) prowls the local subways handing out out free tickets. The main feature is a tedious eurostyle gothic, but the unimpressed patrons soon sit up when events in the cinema start to copy those unfolding on the screen. A hooker at the movie with her pimp cuts her face fooling about with an ornamental mask in the foyer — soon the wound is revealed as the source of a contagion which turns hapless victims into bloodthirsty demons. Panic spreads and the patrons rush to the exits only to find they have been walled in. As the heavy metal soundtrack pounds away the cinema becomes a battleground with the patrons desperately trying to survive the night as one by one they fall prey to the ever increasing demonic hoard.
    Produced by Dario Argento and expertly directed by Lamberto Bava, Demons is a well-edited action/horror film — a kind of dead straight spaghetti Evil Dead. From the moment the film-within-the-film starts rolling the pace never lets up and there are enough shocks and surprises along the way to prevent the audience becoming inured to the sense-numbing onslaught. Argento’s influence is clear — Bava was Argento’s assistant on Tenebrae (1982), and the lighting and photography are frequently reminiscent of Suspiria — and Sergio Stivaletti’s fx put him right up there with fellow countrymen Rambaldi and de Rossi.
    Despite Kim Newman’s description of it as “a triumph of illogicality run riot”, Demons was a smash hit in Italian cinemas and a big success internationally on video. During a period in which horror audiences were condemned to watch hour after hour of gutless purile tripe, Bava’s technically and dramatically absorbing opus shamelessly bucked the trend and fans loved it — even if the critics didn’t.
    A sequel followed in 1987.

Dir. Lamberto Bava; Prod. Dario Argento; Scr. Dardano Sachetti; Star. Urbano Barberini, Natasha Hovey; With Fiore Argento, Paolo Cozzo, Bobby Rhodes

UK Vid. Avatar, QRT 88 min (BBFC: 18), VHS only
 
 
 

THE DEVIL HUNTER

aka Man Hunter (US), Treasure of the White Goddess (US), Il Cacciatore di Uomini (It.); JE Films/Lisa Films, Italy/Spain/W. Germany, 1980; 86 min

Franco’s second contribution to the third-world cannibal cycle, his first being Cannibals (1979), is a project he inherited from his fellow countryman and Blind Dead director Armando de Ossorio.
    A minor entry, the plot details the kidnapping of an actress on assignment in a South American jungle. Before long the usual visceral horrors are taking place, with one twist: there’s also a rampaging zombie on the loose. Zombie Flesheaters’ Al Cliver (Pier Luigi Conti) leads the proceedings.
    Interestingly, the film was produced by Franco Prosperi, who along with Gualtiero Jacopetti was responsible for creation of the shockumentary genre with his Mondo Cane (1961). It was from interest in this cycle that the first third-world cannibal films grew.
 
Dir. Clifford Brown (Jess Franco); Prod. Franco Prosperi; Scr. Jess Franco; Star. Al Cliver (Pier Luigi Conti), Ursula Fellner; With Burt Altman, Robert Foster, Gisela Han, Werner Pochat.

UK Vid. VPD, QRT 80 min (unrated), Beta, VHS & V2000
 
 
 

THE DEVIL WITHIN HER

aka Chi Sei? (It.), Beyond the Door (US); Erre Cinematographia, Italy, 1974; 109 min

It’s often said that regardless of their commercial success, the Japanese have little imagination of their own. Their real talent lies in taking someone else’s idea — the cassette player, for example — and refining it into something better, like the Sony Walkman. The Italian horror cinema desperately tries to work on a similar principle, with some success, but despite the best intentions of directors the results are often risible.
    Enter The Devil Within Her, the first in the glut of mid-seventies spaghetti possession pictures that followed The Exorcist. Not to be confused with the 1975 Peter Sasdy film of the same name, though also owing as much to Rosemary’s Baby (1968) as to Friedkin’s film, this one stars Juliet Mills. Her portrayal of the victim is a confused synthesis of the Mia Farrow/Linda Blair role, and Richard Johnson joins her as the savant in an even more confused reworking of the Sydney Balckmer role.
    Opening with an attention-grabbing voiceover, apparently by the Devil himself (Johnson), the film details the demonic possesion of a middle-aged mother, pregnant after a brief affair with a mysterious traveller called Dimitri (Johnson again). Dimitri re-enters her life, revealed as a desperate man coming to the end of a Faust-style pact with Satan. Cue the green vomit, head-swivelling and Mercedes McCambridge impressions.
    Despite the unimaginative plot, the film is quite enjoyable, mainly as a result of seeing two actors who should know better — Mills and Johnson — appearing in a genre with which they obviously have no affinity, and yet appearing to take all the silliness very seriously indeed. Former matinee idol Johnson, one time Bulldog Drummond and early contender for the role of James Bond, is excellent in this regard. Those who remain unimpressed should check him out as the whisky doctor star of Lucio Fulci’s Zombie Flesheaters (1979). Also amusing are the many tongue-in-cheek nods to The Exorcist, such as Mills’ unpossessed though just as disrespectful pre-teen daughter who has a great line in streetwise sassiness, and her cherubic young son who — in a pointed reference to The Exorcist’s most famous scene — spends most of the film swilling pea soup straight from the tin.
    Riding the coat-tails of its progenitors, The Devil Within Her was a hit in the USA where it was released, amid a barrage of writs from Warner Bros. who sued for plagiarism, as Beyond the Door. As a result of its success Mario Bava’s last feature, the unrelated (and hugely superior) Shock (1977) was unforgivably retitled Beyond the Door 2 for stateside distribution.

Dir. Sonia Assonitis, Roberto d’Ettore Piazzoli; Prod. Ovidio Assonitis, Giorgio Rossi; Scr. Sonia Assonitis, Roberto d’Ettore Piazzoli, Antonio Troisio, Giorgio Crudo; Star. Juliet Mills, Richard Johnson, Gabriele Lavia; With Joan Acti, David Cilin, Vittorio Fanfoni, Barbara Fiorini, Carla Mancini, Nino Segurini, Elisabeth Turner

UK Vid. Videospace, QRT. 94 min (unrated), Beta & VHS; Apex, QRT. 94 min (BBFC: 18), VHS only
 
 
 

DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE

aka The Hollywood Strangler (US pre-r); Scorpion for Manson International, USA,

Drawing on the notorious case of the LA “hillside strangler” (but changing its title in an attempt to be fashionable following titles like Don’t Look In the Basement (1973), Don’t Go in the Woods Alone (1980), Don’t Go in the House (1980) and many others), Don’t Answer the Phone is a particularly distasteful addition to the women-in-peril cycle.
    A photographer, who is also a weighlifter and Vietnam veteran (three factors which, according to the rules of the genre, always seem to produce a sociopathic predisposition to murder) rapes and kills five women before turning his attention to the pursuit of a female radio phone-in psychiatrist.
    The wild performance of Nick Worth as the maniac aside, the film has little to recommend it.

Dir. Robert Hammer; Prod. Robert Hammer & Michael D. Castle; Scr. Robert Hammer & Michael D. Castle; Star. Nicholas Worth, Flo Gerrish; With Pamela Bryant, Ben Frank, Denise Galik, Gail Jensen, Dale Kalberg, Susanne Severeid, Paula Warner, James Westmoreland

UK Vid. World of V2000, QRT 90 min (unrated), Beta, VHS & V2000
 
 
 

DON’T GO IN THE WOODS ALONE

aka Don’t Go In the Woods (US & GB); USA, 1980; 88 min

Despite the dire warnings spelled out for them time and time again in every one of these endless Friday the 13th clones, the Stupid Young Americans essential to such films obviously needed further advice on holiday safety. Thanks then, to the producers of this outing, for helpfully providing it up-front in the title.
     If you have any difficulty finding this one, just check out any spam-in-a-cabin movie of the period — there isn’t a single imaginative thought in the entire picture. As usual a group of SYAs go camping only to have their holiday hijinks abruptly curtailed by a machete-wielding maniac.
    When will they ever learn?

Dir. Jim Bryan; With Mary Gail Artz, Ken Carter, James P. Hayden, Nick McClelland

UK Vid. Rank, QRT 88 min (unrated), Beta & VHS
 
 
 
 

DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK

aka Nightstalker (US), Curse of the Living Dead (US); Direct, USA, 1979; 90 min

This enjoyably bad movie featuring flesh-eating vampires prowling around LA is almost certainly the worst acted, worst directed and worst edited film in the crypt. There is however an entirely gratuitous shower scene featuring Linnea Quigley, so the film has at least something to recommend it.
    Quite how anyone could take it all seriously is a mystery: nevertheless, the DPP and BBFC appear to have done so.

Dir. Lawrence D. Foldes; Prod. Lawrence D. Foldes; Scr. Lawrence D. Foldes & Linwood Chase; Star. Aldo Ray, Tamara Taylor; With David Ariniello, Cambra Foldes, K.L. Garber, Janet Giglio, Steven Lovy, Lara Moran, Meeno Peluce, Crackers Phinn, Linnea Quigley, Chris Riley, Earl Statler, Doug White

UK Vid. Intervision/CBS, QRT 80 min, Beta & VHS
 
 
 
 

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT

Hallmark, USA, 1973; 95 min

Hallmark repeated their infamous "Keep repeating: It's only a movie! It's only a movie!" campaign from Last House on the Left to drum up some interest in this laughably shoddy gore flick.
    The director of a Florida asylum is dispatched with an axe and one of the female inmates takes over. A bloodbath. One twist: the only survivor is a black character (à la Night of the Living Dead) called Sam with a fetish for lollies.
    The best thing that can be said for the picture is that there are worse ones. But not many.

Dir. S.F. Brownrigg; Prod. S.F.Brownrigg; Scr. Tim Pope; Star. William McGee, Annie MacAdams; With Camilla Carr, Jessica Lee Fulton, Rosie Holotik, Gene Ross.

UK Vid.Derann Film Services, QRT 95 min, Beta, VHS & V2000
 
 
 

DRILLER KILLER

Navaron Films, USA, 1979; 85 m in

As the film which along with I Spit On Your Grave (1980) was most often cited during the first wave of video nasty bashing, Driller Killer surprises as an intelligent, well crafted and comparitively restrained entry in the psycho-killer subgenre.
    Described by author and critic Kim Newman as “the only gore film genuinely to approach Art ... a feature which plays like a punk Warhol Factory film”, Driller Killer stars its director Abel Ferrara. Ferrara plays a struggling artist who ventures out nightly to take an electric drill to the down-town drunks and derelicts he forsees himself joining as a result of mounting financial and social deprivation. The minimalist script carefully develops his descent into madness as his girlfriend returns to her ex-husband, his agent rejects his latest submission, and a loud rock group moves in next door. Eventually the urge to kill totally overwhelms him and the unsympathetic agent becomes another victim. The film ends unresolved with Ferrara, who has found the home of his former girlfriend and murdered her ex-husband, taking his place in her bed and awaiting her return.
    Influenced no doubt by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Ferrara eschews graphic gore in favour of the power of suggestion. As a result there is actually very little graphic bloodletting in the film and most of the drill deaths take place out of shot. Also reminiscent of Chainsaw is Ferrara’s evocation of the squalor of his protagonist’s existence, with the sequences filmed in his apartment standing out as particularly well handled.
    Nevertheless, the film’s famous pre-Video Recordings Act ban as obscene is not entirely unpredictable. While the BBFC admits a three monkeys policy on the depiction of everyday tools as murder weapons, the real reasons for Driller Killer’s removal had more to do with that in-your-face title combined with a very distasteful video display case. This was luridly captioned “The blood runs in rivers as the drill keeps tearing through flesh and bone!” over a still of an electric drill being forced into a screaming man’s forehead — ironically, the only really graphic shot in the whole picture.

Dir. Abel Ferrara; Prod. Rochell Wiseberg; Scr. N G St John; Star. Jimmy Laine (Abel Ferrara), Carolyn Marz; With Baby Day, James O’ Hara, Maria Helhoski, Richard Howarth, Rodney Montreal, Harry Shultz, Alan Wynroth.

UK Vid. VIPCO, QRT 85 min (unrated), Beta & VHS
 


 
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