ARCHIVE OF OLD QUOTES
On this page, you can find all old quotes that have been published on the main page of Daniel Hofverberg´s Movies and Television Site. The quotes are published in order from the newest (current) one to the eldest. Every time that the main page is updated with a new quote, this page will be updated too so that you always can find all published quotes here. Please note that the current quote that is shown on the main page will also be published here, so one of the quotes featured below will always be the same as the one on the main page.
Lori: "What kind of sick, twisted world do you live in...?"
Apache: "Hollywood..."
Lori and Apache, Movie Stars,
season 2/episode 2
"For a thousand years I wielded the power of the Wish. I brought ruin to the hearts of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal. A child. And I'm flunking math..."
Anya (Emma Caulfield), Buffy the vampire slayer,
season 3/episode 16: "Doppelgängland"
Joey: "I would like to make a toast.
All the love and happiness in the world to my friend, Jen Lindley, on her
birthday.
Jen: "Well, thank you very much, Joey. But you
do know itīs not really my birthday?"
Joey: "Thatīs all right, weīre not really
friends!"
Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) and Jennifer Lindley (Michelle
Williams), Dawsonīs Creek, season 4/episode 4: "Future
Tense"
Alex: "What is that?"
Jennifer: "Itīs my geography project. Itīs a
relief map of Sweden."
Alex: "That is Sweden...?"
Jennifer: "No, itīs just a map. The actual
country is much larger!"
Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox) and Jennifer Keaton (Tina
Yothers), Family Ties, episode 32: "This
Yearīs Model"
(discussing Jenīs mother)
Jen: "Ever since I was 13 years old
that woman has done nothing but stare at me with a look of mild disregard, like
I was some stranger who spilled a cocktail on her carpet."
Joey: "Jen, weīre all strangers to
our parents. I mean, they love us, but they donīt really know us."
Jennifer Lindley (Michelle Williams) and Joey Potter
(Katie Holmes) , Dawsonīs Creek,
season 3/episode 8: "Guess Whoīs Coming To Dinner"
"Men will be boys... What is it about your chemical
make-up that creates this need for physical violence or homoerotic deflections?
Is it the same thing that makes you wanna slap each otherīs butts after you hit
a home run? Itīs positively juvenile, itīs Cro-Magnon..."
Jack Barrett (Amanda Peet), Jack and
Jill, season 1/episode 8
Sarah: "I canīt just call Bailey and ask him
to send me money to live here.
Romy: "Why not? How hard is it to call the man
whoīs like totally devoted to you and ask him to send you some cash, so you
donīt end up living out of a shopping cart and barking at people on the
subway?"
Sarah: "Not as hard as telling him Iīm not
coming home..."
Sarah Merrin (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and Romy Sullivan (Jennifer Garner), Time
of your life (spin-off to "Party of Five"), episode 2
Diego: " I couldnīt sleep
without talking to you."
Jesse: And now I canīt sleep because Iīm
talking to you. Strange..."
Diego Vasquez (Bruno Campos) and Jesse Warner (Christina
Applegate), Jesse,
season 1/episode 10
"My parents keep asking how school was. Itīs like saying:
'How was that drive-by shooting?'
You donīt care how it was, youīre lucky to get out alive."
Angela Chase (Claire Danes), My so-called life
, episode 1
"People have a tendency to rationalize what they can,
and forget what they
canīt"
Mr. Giles (Anthony Stewart Head), Buffy the vampire
slayer, season 1/episode 2
Andie: "What kind of high school
memories are you guys gonna have, if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?"
Joey: "Bitching memories."
Dawson: "Moaning memories."
Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe), Dawson Leery (James van Der Beek) and Joey Potter (Katie Holmes), Dawson´s Creek, season 2/episode 6: "The Dance"
Dawson:
"Do you dance?"
Joey:
"No..."
Dawson:
"Now you do!"
Dawson Leery (James van Der Beek) and Joey Potter (Katie Holmes), Dawson´s Creek, episode 2 (season 1): "Dance" (formerly "Dirty Dancing")
Joey (to Jen): "You don´t look like a duck!"
Jen: "You know, that´s the nicest thing you´ve said to me since we met."
Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) and Jennifer Lindley (Michelle Williams), Dawson´s Creek, episode 2 (season 1): "Dance" (formerly "Dirty Dancing")
"Friends can kiss, right?"
Felicity Porter (Keri Russell) to Noel Crane about their relationship, Felicity,
season 1/episode 20
Nikki: "There´s been a change. I no longer have a crush on Mike."
Stacy: "That´s great!"
Nikki: "I love him! I must have him!"
Nikki and Stacy, Spin City, season 3/episode 5
Rachel: "The last four weeks have been the most exciting in my whole life."
Alex: "Me too. Wait a minute... We´ve been seeing each other for six weeks...!"
Rachel: "I know, but the first two were not that great!"
Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox) and Rachel Miller (Daphne Zuniga), Family Ties, episode 43: "The Graduate"
"It´s not about the perfect setting,
and it´s not about the perfect timing.
It´s about the perfect person."
Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) to Dawson Leery about sex,
Dawson´s Creek, episode 24 (season 2/ep. 11): "Sex, She Wrote"
"It seems a little sad, really,
that I was the girl whose sole purpose was to allow you to figure out
who you were really in love with."
Jennifer Lindley (Michelle Williams) to Dawson Leery, Dawson´s Creek, episode 14 (season
2/episode 1): "The Kiss"
"I´m fifteen years old,
and I go thru every day of my life thinking that no one loves me."
Joey Potter (Katie Holmes), Dawson´s Creek,
season 1/episode 13: "Decisions" (formerly "Breaking Away")
"Everything changes eventually..."
Joey Potter (Katie Holmes), Dawson´s Creek,
season 1/episode 12: "Beauty Contest" (formerly "Pretty Woman")
"The meaning of life is to be happy,
try not to hurt other people
and hope that you fall in love"
Mallory Keaton (Justine Bateman), Family Ties, episode 172: "They Can´t Take That Away From Me", Part 2
Written and compiled by: Daniel Hofverberg
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