• Cover your Stump before you hump.

• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

• Don't be be a loner, cover that boner.

• You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

• If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

• You won't get sick, if you cover your dick.

• If you go into heat, package your meat,

• If you take off her skirt and blouse, wrap that trouser mouse.

• Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

• Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

• AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

• Even thought you're tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee.

• You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.