Initiated and conceived by Shelagh Collins
Contributors: Lisa Gosselin, Shanda Harry, Sandra Hurlburt, Kathy Ring, JenRiddler, Laura Schomberg, SHEA, Tapu, Denise Templeton, Tigger, Claudia Wolf
Thanks to all the contributors from the 1997 Vancouver Pilgrimage and other places!
For those unfamiliar with games of this kind, the basic concept is to get drunk. (Big surprise there!)
However, in an effort to make such a game accessible to the non-achoholic type drinker, the following suggestion is made:
Imbibe your personal choice of drink and during the game stay seated, no trips to the bathroom for whatever the chosen length of the game is. (For real fortitude, I recommend at least 2 episodes!)
On with the game!
1. Jim tells Blair to "Wait here" (or some variation). . .One gulp
2. Blair actually waits . . . . . . . . . . . . .Two gulps
3. Simon has a cigar in hand. . . . . . . . . . .One sip
4. Simon actually lights said cigar . . . . . . .Large gulp
5. Jim calls Blair "Blair". . . . . . . . . . . .Sip
6. Simon calls Blair "Blair". . . . . . . . . . .BIG gulp
7. Blair calls Simon "Sir" or "Captain" . . . . . .Huge gulp
8. Blair calls Jim "Ellison". . . . . . . . . . .Drain the glass
(watch out during the pilot!)
9. Jim calls anyone else but Blair Chief. . . . .Drain the glass
10. Jim introduces Blair as anything but his partner. . .Gulp
11. Blair gets conked on the head. . . . . . . . .Tiny sip
12. Jim gets conked on the head. . . . . . . . . .Sip
13. A butterfly bandage shows up on either of the guys. . . . . . . . . . .One sip per bandage
14. One of the guys gets the girl at the end of the show. . . . . . . . . . .Two gulps
15. Blair lies. . . . . . . . . . .A cautious gulp
(gulp can be taken whenever the lie is discovered or revealed)
16. Blair recounts an anthropological expedition . . . . . . . . . . .Sip
17. Blair contributes something anthropological or academic to a briefing. . . . .Sip
18. Jim or Simon scoff or sneer at anthropological or academic something. . . . . . .Two sips
19. Main female guest star is a redhead. . . . . .Sniff the drink
20. Main female guest star is *not* a redhead.. . . . . . . . . . .Drain the glass
21. Main female guest star does *not * flirt with either Blair or Jim by the end of the ep. . . . . . . . . . . .Drain the glass, fill it, drain it again
22. Angel shot camera on Blair . . . . . . . . . .Sip
(For the uninitiated, this is a camera shot wherein Blair ends up looking more beautiful than
the female guest star)
23. Blair teases Jim . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Dip finger in drink
24. Jim teases Blair . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Look at drink really hard
25. Simon yells at anyone. . . . . . . . . . . . .Put drink in another room
26. Blair leers at any girl/woman. . . . . . . . .Sip
27. Jim "clocks" Blair on the head . . . . . . . .Gulp
28. The promo for the next episode has scenes from previous episodes. . . . . . . . . . .Sip
29. Promo actually ends up having something to do with the plot . . . . . . . . . . .Chug that sucker!
30. It's raining in Cascade. . . . . . . . . . . .Drizzle a few drops on your tongue
31. Anyone's hair is dry while it's raining. . . .Gulp
32. Pec shot of Jim. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gulp
33. Pec shot of Blair (there's only one so far!) . . . . . . . . . . .Chug!
34. Either guy in underwear. . . . . . . . . . . .One gulp per guy
35. Chase scene on foot. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sip for the length of chase
36. Chase scene in car or truck. . . . . . . . . .Two sips
37. Chase scene in any other vehicle . . . . . . .Big gulp
38. Blair runs an actual test on Jim's senses. . .Big, big gulp
39. Jim grumbles about the test. . . . . . . . . .Sip
40. Either of the guys is dressed up . . . . . . .Sip
41. Both of the guys are dressed up. . . . . . . .Drain the glass
42. Jim is overpowered by a guy smaller than him during hand to hand fight. . . . . . . .Gulp
43. Blair hits anyone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gulp
44. Episode is patterned after a movie . . . . . .Sniff the drink
45. Blair mutters multiple "ows" . . . . . . . . .One sip per ow
46. *The* dog shows up (Gus) . . . . . . . . . . .Gulp
47. Jim, Blair or Simon actually call the bad guy "the bad guy" . . . . . . . . . . .Gulp
48. Blair pushes his hair behind his ears. . . . .Sip carefully
49. Blair wears the layered look . . . . . . . . .One sip per layer
50. Jim drops his gun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sip
51. Jim trips/falls. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gulp
52. Jim zones out. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Bigger gulp
53. Blair is bound/chained/handcuffed or otherwise captured. . . . .Look intently at your drink
54. Jim clenches his jaw . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .tiny sip, and swirl it around in your mouth.
55. Jim passes his cellphone to Blair. . . . . . . . .Healthy swallow for good measure!
Who's left standing?
Thank you, Lisa, for the neato "drunk Blair and Jim" banner!