No talking
No accordians
No laughing
No lawn signs
No squirming
No gum chewing
No drawing
No guts, no glory
No singing
No skydiving
No bragging
No yawning
No ducks
No smiling
No swimming
No shirt, no shoes, no service
No rock and roll
No vermicelli
No TV watching
No burping
No dogs allowed
No camping
No use
No salamanders
No running
No yelling
No raucousness
No stopping
No parking
No fishing
No snorkeling
No smoking
No square dancing
No service
No itching
No opera
No surfing
No whining
No tag team mud wrestling
No sleeping
No kissing
No bungee jumping
No kidding
Please do not feed the animals