10 reasons of jerry to dump his girlfriend:

1. She have manly hands.
2. In the restaurant, she eat her peas one by one.
3. She laugh to much.
4. She don't laugh enough.
5. She show up with the same dress to all they dates.
6. His parents like her.
7. She slept with Newman, who dumped her.
8. She wont kisses at they third date.
9. She like the same things as he.
10. She changes her face from pretty  to ugly all the time.