Seinfeld .wav files:

The Seinfeld theme.

"La la la..."

"Hellooooooooooooo..."

"Helloooo, helloooooo..."

Kramer: "I"m Cosmo Kramer the assman..."

The soup natzi: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!"

The soup natzi: "No soup for you. Come back, in one year!!!

George: "Who is a bigger idiot then me?"

Elane: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"

Elane: "Who am i? A hooker?

Elane: "That's my nipple!!!"

Jerry: "Hello Newman..."

The massage of George on his answering machine. (mp3)
 
 

The Seinfeld winamp skin (zipped).