YOU can bet Melrose Place left mental scars on its viewers, but spare a thought for its stars — like juicy Josie Bissett, who lost years of her life playing Jane.
     Not only was she cursed with a WACKO SLUT of a sister, Sydney (luscious Laura Leighton); she was also married to mad, murderous Michael Mancini. And not just ONCE.
     Now it seems Josie's RETIRED, but she did leave the NUDE SCENES we've lovingly collected on these pages.
     Has the 31-year-old elected to stay home and look after her two-year-old son? Or did the years of mental and physical TORTURE on Melrose — the rapes, beatings, car crashes, burnings, drownings, catfights and psychotic episodes — take a TERRIBLE TOLL?
     Frankly, we couldn't give a SHIT. We'll always have our memories of
• All American Murder: It's directed by Potsie from Happy Days, so we didn't expect much — let alone an artsy, black-and-white, three-way F**KFEST with Josie almost FULL-FRONTAL (if your VCR can stand long periods of freeze-frame, don't even BOTHER waiting for it on DVD)
• Desire: An odd little thing made in Italy featuring Josie pre-implants, with her pert tits and fully erect nipples
• Hitcher 2: An even weirder piece of work, with innocent-looking Josie lying around NAKED with a bloke who — not to SPOIL it for you — seems to be some sort of freakin' PSYCHO KILLER.
     OK, so it's not a GREAT body of work to leave to POSTERIORITY.
     Then again, name ONE OK movie Heather Locklear or Marcia Cross or ANYONE else from Melrose has made.
     We can only recall Michael's words at their second wedding: "Jane, you were my first wife, my favourite wife and, I hope to God, my LAST wife."
     Somehow we feel the same.