SUNDAY

March 19

9-11PM
BEST ACTRESS (E!, TV-14) Narrated from beyond the grave by a wannabe screenwriter (Thomas Calabro), the Steve Kmetko network's first original movie shoots for Sunset Boulevard, but winds up below Melrose Place. The witless plot concerns a murderous awards-show race, and the nominees are... a slutty ex-centerfold (Jaime Pressly), a kleptomaniac diva (Loretta Devine), a white-trash cokehead (Jordan Ladd), a suicidal lesbian (Elisa Donovan), and a Shakespearean thespian (Rachel Hunter). A film that tries this hard - and fails - to be so-bad-it's-good doesn't deserve an F, so let's give it an E! - Bruce Fretts