A day-to-day guide to notable programs. BY DALTON ROSS
9-10AM Melrose Place (E!, TV-14) Here's a list of things I miss from the '90s: grunge-inspired fashion, Marky Mark's music career, and Melrose Place's delicious psycho Kimberly Shaw, played by Marcia Cross. (Memo to Hollywood: There's no actress on the planet who more deserves a TV show!) Today's Kimberly-free ep isn't really worth watching—it's before she hauntingly reappears at Michael's beach house. (Why, then, am I writing this? Well, today is the only day Dalton would give me.) Tune in soon when Sue Ellen Ewing shows up, Alison plays runaway bride, and Sydney gets intimate with a stripper pole. Pre-Kimberly episodes: D Any episode featuring Kimberly: B+ Any episode after Kimberly dies a second time: C+ —Henry Goldblatt |
Episodes with Kimberly before the car wreck rate B+. Episodes with Kimberly after the car wreck rate A+. Man, that was good TV!