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ACCORDING TO JIM (ABC, TV-PG-DL) What are the odds? The season's worst-titled new show (except maybe Inside Schwartz) is also the season's worst new show (except maybe Emeril). Jim Belushi irks as a Chicago contractor who's a real guy's guy. How do we know? He loves to drink beer. He scratches his ass. And he falls asleep when his wife, Cheryl (Courtney Thorne-Smith, above with Belushi), wants to talk after sex. In this week's excruciating episode, Cheryl asks Jim to remain celibate until a trip to the Bahamas, eliciting this groaner: "You want me to spend a lot of money and have no sex for three weeks? It's like I just had surgery!" So is sitting through this show. According to Bruce: D —Bruce Fretts