Romance
Report
Digest tracks the landmarks on the road to love
MICHAEL AND JANE
MELROSE PLACE
Relationship Milestone: Getting engaged - again.
The Scene: After learning that Matt died, an introspective Michael realized that life is too short and proposed to Jane, even though they'd only been back together for two weeks. After gazing out at the ocean, Michael turned to her and said, "Let's do it; let's start over. 'Cause it would be the only, uh, honest, solid, true thing in our lives." Jane replied, "I want that, too." "Then will you marry me again, Jane? This time forever ... hey, six is my lucky number," Michael joked. "Oh, stop," Jane laughed.
Stumbling Blocks: Uh, where to begin? Michael has a long history of infidelity, especially then he was married to Jane the first time. In addition to his extramarital affair with colleague Kimberly, he also fell into the sack with Jane's sis, Sydney. Now, his former wife, Megan, is sniffing around, hoping to rekindle the flames with him. In the meantime, Jane - for some unknown reason - decided to tell Michael that the night before their first wedding, she slept with her college pal, Alex Bastian. After learning this news, Michael made her sleep on the couch.
Current Status: Alex is now in town, which can only mean that he's looking to pick up where he left off.
The Odds: Not good. They may get to the altar, but they won't be happy.
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