Help Not Wanted 10 Soap Characters You Shouldn't Hire

     If you're in need of a new employee, take our advice and walk - make that run - the other way if the following folks pop up at your place of business and ask to fill out an application.

1

Sami Brady
DAYS OF OUR LIVES

2

Coral
ALL MY CHILDREN

3

Dr. Michael Mancini
MELROSE PLACE
Compulsive liar. Inveterate cheater. Hits on every attractive female co-worker. Enough said.

4

Grant Harrison
ANOTHER WORLD

5

Amber Moore
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL

6

Jack Abbott
YOUNG AND RESTLESS

7

Dr. Chris Ramsey
PORT CHARLES

8

Molly Conlan
AS THE WORLD TURNS

9

Donna Martin
BEVERLY HILLS, 90210
Talented, but immature. Remember when Donna was hired as a designer's assistant and went to Hawaii on assignment? She invited her pals to come along. Hello unemployment line. Then there was the time Donna swiped someone else's designs when she was strung out on pills. And oh yeah, the gal changes jobs a lot. Recently, Donna's tried to behave like a pro, but only time will tell.

10

Jerry Jacks
GENERAL HOSPITAL