How would you like a chance to slide between the same red satin sheets used by sultry Melrose Place actress Jamie Luner?

A Wisconsin book dealer named Ed Smith is offering for sale actual sheets, pillowcases and pillows used during some of the steamiest bedroom scenes on the just-cancelled Fox drama. Smith himself bought the items less than two months ago at a charity auction.

"I bought them from the Melrose Place auction for my wife as a surprise gift, thinking this was her favorite show," Smith tells Dish. "It wasn't, so I am trying to find them a home."