From the December Us:
MISTLETOE
Beautifully wrapped presents, a roaring fire, Grandma trapped under the Christmas tree... Celebrities tell what the holiday season means to them - for better or for worse. ROB ESTES, 'Melrose Place' "My most memorable Christmas was the first year we came out to California. I was from Michigan, and up until then I was a tree-climbing kid and Christmas was snow and cold and being outside. We hit Christmas about our second week in L.A., and I was climbing a palm tree and I slid down, not realizing that thorns stick up; and I ripped my inner thigh and my arms, and that Christmas was spent healing. What I wanted most from Santa Claus was morphine. Not my favorite Christmas but definitely my most memorable." |
He didn't notice that the thorns stuck up as he was climbing? Can you say, "DUH?"