what your stuff says about you

below are charts of overly stereotypical messages that people send through their cars, clothes, and a few other things.  If anyone gets offended by anything said below, I'm sorry in advance.  anyway...IT'S JUST A JOKE!!!  well, enjoy.


Acura Integra
I spent $25 thousand modifying this car so that it can go as fast as a Camaro
Honda Civic
I spent $30 thousand modifying this car so that it can go as fast as a Camaro
Chevrolet Camaro
Civics and Integras suck
Mercedes CL500
Admire my coolness
BMW 328 Convertible
I'm a super-cool guy trying out for the college basketball team
Ford Mustang Convertible
My brother in the BMW is hopeless
Volvo V70 Station Wagon
My kids are freakin' annoying
Ford Expedition 4x4
I wanna hit something
Hummer
I'm a bad-ass trying out for the college football team resentful of my brother in the BMW and picked on by my sister in the Mustang
Eagle Talon
I'm a teenage beauty queen going out with a basketball guy
BMW 318ti
Chrysler Sebring Convertible
Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible
Lincoln Navigator
I'm not taking this damn thing off road
Lexus LS400
I randomly attack people with golf clubs
 1988 Cadillac w/ turn signal permanently switched on
*insert your own old person joke here* 
 Ford Windstar
I'm slowly getting frustrated driving behind this Cadillac 
Isuzu Amigo 
I am gay 
Toyota RAV4
I'm tired of people thinking I'm gay
Mazda Miata
Volkswagen Cabrio
Volkwagen New Beetle


Gianni Versace
Continue admiring my coolness
Hilfiger Athletic
I didn't make the basketball team, but now I have a cute girlfriend
Gap Women's
I told you my brother is hopeless
Polo Sport
Tyson Beckford is my hero
Victoria's Secret
Tyra Banks and Rebecca Romijin are my heroes
Victoria's Secret worn by a woman 170 lbs or more
I probably shouldn't be wearing this
Victoria's Secret worn by a woman 230 lbs or more
I definitely shouldn't be wearing this
Frederick's of Hollywood
I wanna make my boyfriend drool
Polo Golf
I randomly attack people with golf clubs
Phat Farm
I'm a rap guy
Nautica
My mom made me wear sailor suits as a kid
brightly colored Hilfiger shirts
I am gay 
brightly colored European designer shirts
I'm tired of people thinking I'm gay
tight plaid pants worn by a man
Somebody please beat the crap out of me
nothing
I attend UC Berkeley



Social Groups/Organizations
Cheerleaders
My boyfriend is a basketball guy with a BMW
Football Teams
I just beat the crap out of a guy wearing tight plaid pants
Basketball Teams (NCAA)
Our cheerleaders are really cute
Basketball Teams (NBA)
I need enough money in one season to support my family for several generations
Country Clubs
Watch out for random attacks with golf clubs
I like to throw money out the sunroof of my Mercedes while people admire my coolness
Yacthing Clubs
My mom made me wear sailor suits until I was 14
Computer Clubs
I spend 20 hours a day in front of the computer chatting with so-called girls and typing stereotypical statements

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