Of the roughly six-hundred-billion planets that orbit the sun-star
Gasstrotis, about three- to four-hundred million currently sustain some form of
life. Of these, less than one-third are
inhabited by creatures visible to the human eye, and of these there are only
two planets whose species have what we might reasonably call a brain: there's
Gallaca (whose notorious inhabitants have the nasty habit of eating their
children), and of course the pretty blue-green and white orb named Ithbay.
The Martians, as they call themselves, are the dominant life form on
the planet Ithbay, and are by far the most the most intelligent and gifted
creatures in Gasstrotis.
"And have been for a damn-well long time!" they would often
haughtily remind their children. A
Martian was typically angry and sulky for most of his later life, partly from
exhaustion from toiling all day under his heavy brain, and partly from
frustration for caring for his poor old eye.
Most scholars believe that the source
of much Martian unhappiness is this very eye.
For while the suspiciously humanoid creatures of Ithbay have been
blessed by the gods of creation with an enormously large brain (It is well
known throughout Gasstrotis that a Martian's grey matter may become so large
later in his life that it becomes necessary to disassemble it and distribute
the pieces among his children), they unfortunately lose most of their abilities
of sight as small children. A Martian
adult is reduced to one bleary, cloudy, irritated eye, and is cursed by
near-blindness for the rest of his life.
Pedestrian accidents were commonplace and often fatal on Ithbay (this
peculiar epidemic is unique to the system of Gasstrotis), which is no surprise
if you picture a blind jay-walker with an enormously large brain.
One day, Martian scientists discovered
that the Martian brain (excluding those of the elderly or small children) was
capable of comprehending simultaneously the whole of Gasstrotis, and was
therefore more suitable for navigation than that blasted eye, and that every
Martian on the planet Ithbay should just keep his eye shut for the rest of his
life.
Immediately, the plan produced an
improvement in every Martian’s daily life, and they soon enjoyed hassle free
trips to the park under the sole guidance of their brain. The discovery sparked a new Golden age on
the planet Ithbay, and so the Martians passed on their knowledge of blind-sight
to their children. No teen-age Martian
ever again felt self-conscious during the shedding of his child-eye, and word
soon spread of the Martians, the Good-Natured Geniuses of Gasstrotis.
Of all the forms of life under
Gasstrotis, the Martians of Ithbay are the only ones who teach their children to
see with their brain and not with their eye.