Marek Vit's Kurt Vonnegut Corner

             SCIENTIFIC   SUICIDE

 SCIENCE, MACHINERY AND WARS IN VONNEGUT' NOVELS       

PRIMOŽ TROBEVŠEK


CONTENTS

 

ABOUT THE  AUTHOR…………..……………………………….……………………..1

 

INTRODUCTION……………………..………………………………………………….4

 

I. PLAYER PIANO…….…………………….………….………………………………..5

 

II. THE SIRENS OF TITAN…………….………………….……………………………9

 

III. MOTHER NIGHT………………………….…………….……….…………..…….13

 

IV. CAT'S CRADLE………………………………………………….….………………14

 

V. SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE…………………...…………………..……………….20

 

VI. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS………………...………………...………………24

 

VII. DEADEYE DICK…………………………………..………………………….……26

 

VIII. BLUEBEARD………………………………………..…………………………….27

 

IX. HOCUS POCUS………………………………………..……………………………29

 

X. SLAPSTICK…………………………………………….………………………..……32

 

XI. GOD BLESS YOU, MR. ROSEWATER…………………………………………….35

 

XII. JAILBIRD…………………………………………………………………………36

 

XII. GALAPAGOS……………………………………………………………………..39

 

BIBLIOGRAPHY……….……...…….……………………………………………44

 


BIBLIOGRAPHY

 

Player Piano, Grafton Books, London 1969 (1952)

The Sirens of Titan, Dell Publishing, New York 1988 (1959)

Mother Night, Triad/Panther, London 1979 (1961)

Cat's Cradle, Dell publishing, New york 1988 (1963)

God Bless You, Mr, Rosewater, Dell Publishing, New york 1988 (1965)

Welcome to the Monkey House, Triad/Panther, London 1979

Slauhterhouse-Five, Grafton books, London 1979 (1969)

Breakfast of Chammpions, Vintage, London 1992 (1973)

Wampeters, Foma & Grandfalloons, Dell Publishing, New York 1989 (1965)

Slapstick, Dell Publishing, New York, 1989 (1976)

Jailbird, Vintage, London, 1992 (1979)

Palm Sunday, Grafton Books, London 1987 (1981)

Deadeye Dick, Grabada Publishing Limited, London 1983 (1982)

Galapagos, Grafton Books, London 1990 (1985)

Bluebeard, Dell Publishing, New York 1988 (1988)

Hocus Pocus, Vintage, London 1991 (1990)

Fates Worse Than Death, Vintage, London 1992 (1991)

Between Time and Timbuktu, Delta Books, New York 1972

 

William Rodney Allen, Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut, University Press of Mississipi, 1988

Lawrence Broer,  Sanity Plea, The University of Alabama Press, 1994 (1989)

Jerome Klinkowitz, Kurt Vonnegut, Methuem & CO, New York 1982

Max F. Schulz, Black Humor of the Sixties, Ohio University Press, 1973

Norman f. Dixon, Our Own Worst Enemy, Futura Publications, London 1988

Kristofer Schipper, The Taoist Body, University of California Press, 1993

Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching, Penguin Books/Arkana, London, 1989

Swami Sivananda, Concentration and Meditation, Divine Life, Shivanandanagar, 1994

Steven Hassan, Combatting Cult Mind Control, Park Street Press, Rochester, 1988


 

 

“You understand, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.” (Allen 1988: 76)

“I am a vain person, or I would not be up here, going “Blah, blah, blah...” (FWTD,  

   p. 35)

 “The older I get, the less willing I am to stand behind anything I say or do.” 

  (FTWD, p. 130)


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

 

Kurt Vonnegut was born in Indianapolis on the 11th of November, 1922. His German ancestry had settled there in 1850s. Clemens Vonnegut Sr. started business which soon became the profitable Vonnegut Hardware Company. Kurt’s grandfather Bernard studied architecture at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, returned to Indianapolis in 1883 and together with Arthur Bohn formed the architectural firm of Vonnegut & Bohn. Kurt’s father followed in his father’s footsteps and became an architect, taking over the firm in 1910. Three years later he married the daughter of the millionaire Indianapolis brewer Albert Lieber. Kurt was their third child. They were fourth-generation Germans and raised with little knowledge of their original national heritage because of the World War I and the anti-German feelings it entailed (German was no longer taught at school, kartoffel salade became Liberty cabbage etc.). His parents made him “…ignorant and rootless as proof of their patriotism”. (PS, p. 35).

“German-Americans had become (in self-defence and in embarrassment over Kaiser Wilhelm and then Hitler) the least tribal and most acculturated segment of our white population.” (FWTD, p. 199)

The Great Depression reduced the family’s wealth to a trickle. Young Kurt was pulled from the private school after the third grade and enrolled at Public School No. 43 near his home, where he was taught “...to be proud that we have a standing army of just over a hundred thousand men and that the generals had nothing to say about what was done in Washington. ...and to pity Europe for having more than a million men under arms and spending all their money on airplanes and tanks.” ( Allen 1988: 103). During his years in Shortridge High School, from 1936 to 1940, he edited the Tuesday edition of the school’s daily newspaper. This gave him the first opportunity to write for a large audience. In his autobiographical collage Fates Worse Than Death he says that he was lucky to be born in Indianapolis: “That city gave me a free primary and secondary education richer and more humane than anything I would get from any of the five universities I attended.” (p. 97).  After graduating from Shortridge, he went to college and enrolled at Cornell University. He wanted to be an architect, but his father, embittered by having no work during the Great Depression, advised him to break with the family tradition and study something useful, so he chose chemistry and biology. This, he believes, enabled him to read and write for pure pleasure since there were no English professors to tell him what to read and how to write. He started to drink and flunked the classes for which he had no talent anyway. Fortunately he got work at the Cornell Daily Sun where he soon got his own column, called “Well All Right” in which he produced a series of pacifistic articles. World War II interrupted his student life and he volunteered for military service in January 1943. The army sent him to Pittsburgh to study mechanical engineering. For this kind of pacifism Vonnegut once said that “...it is nothing if not ambivalent.” (FWTD, p. 165). He was trained for the 240-millimeter howitzer but ended up as a battalion intelligence scout with the 106th Infantry division. On Mother’s Day in 1944 he was sent home because his mother committed suicide. Three months later he was sent overseas and was captured in the last German offensive of the war - the Battle of the Bulge: “We were in this gully about as deep as a World War I trench. There was snow all around. Somebody said we were probably in Luxembourg. We were out of food. ...The Germans could see us, because they were talking to us through a loudspeaker. They told us our situation was hopeless, and so on. That was when we fixed bayonets. ...They sent in eighty-eight-millimetre shells instead. The shells burst in the treetops right over us. Those were very loud bangs right over our heads. We were showered with splintered steel. Some people got hit. Then the Germans told us again to come out.” (PS, p. 93). He was then, together with other American prisoners, shipped in boxcars to Dresden. As a POW without rank, he had to work for his keep in a malt syrup factory. On the 13th of February, 1945, the air raid siren went off and Vonnegut, some other prisoners of war, and their German guards went to a meat locker three stories under the slaughterhouse in which they were settled. “It wasn’t safe to come out of the shelter until noon the next day. When the Americans and their guards did come out, the sky was black with smoke. The sun was an angry little pinhead. Dresden was like the moon now, nothing but minerals. The stones were hot. Everybody else in the neighbourhood was dead. So it goes.” (SF, p. 119) About 135,000 people were killed.

     Vonnegut returned to the United States in 1945 and married his childhood sweetheart Jane Marie Cox. The couple moved to Chicago, where he worked on a master’s degree in anthropology at the University of Chicago. At the same time he worked as a reporter for the Chicago City News Bureau. His thesis “Fluctuation Between Good and Evil in Simple Tales” wasn’t accepted, so he gave up studying and took a job at public relations for General Electric. “It was rejected because it was so simple and looked like too much fun. One must not be too playful. ...The apathy of the University of Chicago is repulsive to me. They can take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooooon.” (PS, p.290) However, in 1971 the University of Chicago did award Vonnegut a master’s degree in anthropology for his novel Cat’s Cradle.

     Vonnegut began to write stories for magazines and was soon able to quit the “goddamn nightmare job”. In 1950 he moved to Cape Cod to write full time. This didn’t provide sufficient income so he had to work as an English teacher, he worked for an advertising agency and opened one of the first Saab dealership in the United States. Because of his first two novels Player Piano (1952) and The Sirens of Titan (1959), he was often classified by critics as a science fiction writer, his work wasn’t taken seriously. “...I was writing a novel about life, about things I could not avoid seeing and hearing in Schenectady, a very real town, awkwardly set in the gruesome now. I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled “science fiction” ever since, and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.” (WFG, p. 1) In 1969 he finally made the breakthrough with his most famous novel Slaughter-house Five. In 1967 he visited Dresden together with his fellow POW Bernard O’Hare to gather material for the book. “If you’ll recall, I wrote in Slaughterhouse-Five about looking up a guy whom I was in Dresden with and asking him, as a favor, to remember whatever he could. The fact was that neither of us could remember anything of substance, and neither wanted to remember.” (Allen 1988: 214)

     He himself considered the novel a failure, but many Americans disagreed. It was published during the Vietnam War, and, together with the film based on it in 1972 (“Everything of mine which has been filmed so far has been one character short, and the character is me.” Between Time and Timbuktu, A Delta Book, NY, 1972, p. xv), made Vonnegut a celebrity. Slaughterhouse Five has been since then discussed in the classrooms all over the country, also banned by school boards, and even burned in 1979, in Drake, North Dakota.     

     At the moment he is writing what is supposed to be his last novel. It is called Timequake. It is causing him a lot of trouble, he keeps rewriting some parts because he doesn’t want it to be a “flop”, he wants to end his career with a “bang”.

 

I use the following abbreviations:

 

PP - Player Piano, 1952<

ST - The Sirens of Titan, 1959<

MN - Mother Night, 1961<

CC - Cat’s Cradle, 1963<

GBY - God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, 1965

WMH - Welcome to the Monkey House

SF - Slaughterhouse-Five, 1969<

BC - Breakfast of Champions, 1973

WFG - Wampeters, Foma & Grandfalloons, 1965 - 1974

SL - Slapstick, 1976

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JB - Jailbird, 1979

PS - Palm Sunday, 1981

DD - Deadeye Dick, 1982<

GL - Galapagos, 1985

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BB - Bluebeard, 1987

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HP - Hocus Pocus, 1990

FWTD - Fates Worse Than Death, 1991

 

 

INTRODUCTION

 

      I tried to view Vonnegut’s work as a whole and find reappearing motifs, the message unfolding in more or less chronological order throughout his work. It may seem far fetched, because such story can be perhaps “made up” after reading only one of his novels. It is possible that I have read more than it is written, e.g. a critic has perceived the profession of Vonnegut’s hero Billy Pilgrim, an optometrist, as a metaphor, whereas the author admits in an interview that he didn’t want his character to be a car dealer since this profession is too interesting and may distract readers’ attention from more important issues. “...I realized the automobile business was so damn interesting, especially in a car-crazy country like America, that it would take over Slaughterhouse-Five sooner or later. It occurred to me that, no matter what I did, the very nature of the business would make the reader forget all about the World War II “portion” of the novel.” (Allen 1988: 202)

      After the first reading, war appears as the predominant motif, its absurdity the main message, sporadically accompanied by the longing for a stable and cosy artificial family, distrust for scientific progress...  But after the second or third reading, I could make the following summary: There are more tasks inherently human than meets the eye. More and more of these are being turned over to machines, which bereft us of many human qualities (Player Piano). The progress is thus turned outward instead of inward (The Sirens of Titan). If we pretend to be someone else instead of searching for our identity, the least we can do is to pretend to be good, though this kind of virtue may in the long run prove as destructive as depravity (Mother Night). But if we do search, we must know our “ends and means”, because “pure research” is likely to be self-destructive (Cat’s Cradle). It serves not only as a means of absurd devastation (Slaughterhouse-Five), it directly produces  the civilisation termed by the author as “compulsive war-preparer” (Breakfast of Champions, Deadeye Dick, Bluebeard, Hocus Pocus,), the society that lacks functional coherence (Slapstick) and fails to provide its members with minimal self-respect (God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Jailbird). Whether we are able to survive as a species depends largely on our ability to adjust ourselves to the environment, not the other way around (Galapagos).

     The literary criticism I’ve been fortunate enough to come across often ignores or at least fails to notice as important the simple message I perceive as the author’s focal concern. One wonders how it can be “...shunned as distastefully lowbrow” (Klinkowitz 1982: 16), or how come it “...tended for years to put readers off as not worth one’s serious attention” (Schulz 1973: 45). It is true that Vonnegut is somehow terse when writing about broken hearts, self-imposed loneliness, Weltschmerz or any other kind of self-centred (and self-imposed) “noble distance” which is often trendy in our culture, but so much more concerned about humanity as a whole and especially “its more fallible specimens”. I mostly avoided what the author of Sanity Plea calls “...the more personal and intensely psychological nature of his art.” (Broer 1989: 5) No art can be denied this aspect, but I lack the knowledge needed for such analysis.

     Vonnegut hasn’t written a book that doesn’t in some way deal with a fictious or a real war. Yet the novels whose predominant motif is war (SF, MN) are somehow reluctant to “pass the judgement”, “...because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.” (SF, p. 20)

 

I. “...I’LL DESIGN A MACHINE THAT’S EVERYTHING YOU ARE...” (PP, p. 42)

 

Orwell’s Nineteen eighty-four was once humorously criticized from a futuristic standpoint - the social order depicted in the novel could never work because it is too oppressive, it lacks even the minimal freedom required to provide any society, no matter how totalitarian, with a steady influx of energy. If viewed as a futuristic novel, Player Piano displays similar inconsistencies (“...a machine shuffling through cards...”, p. 130). These are, of course, of little consequence since the novel is based on Vonnegut’s experience as a public relations man at General Electric. “I was classified as a science-fiction writer because I’d include machinery, and all I’d done was write about Schenectady in 1948!” (FWTD, p. 157) Orwell wanted to title his negative utopia Nineteen Forty-Eight after the year it was written, but his publisher found it unacceptable.  

     The book deals with the tragic fallacy that “...scientists were going to find out exactly how everything worked, and then make it work better.” (WFG, p. 161). There are things inherently human that can never be performed by a machine without turning man into a machine, without self-destruction as a consequence. And to name these things is all but an easy task, because “…where there are machines, there will be the problems of machines, and these problems will produce people with hearts like machines.” (Schipper 1993: 197).  This was said by Chuang Tzu, the Chinese philosopher, who lived in the fourth century B.C., some time before “ the second Tralfamadorian message in the form of the Great Wall of China reached Salo on Titan” (ST, p. 271);  Not many machines were known back then, though civilizations usually bury some of their knowledge as they perish. Vonnegut states in Player Piano that “Anybody that competes with slaves becomes a slave.” (p. 237)

     Player Piano depicts the world where machines “create” men. Almost all manual work is done by machinery, more and more intellectual work is being turned over to it as well. There is even a man who invents a machine which does his job and so he himself becomes superfluous. “Thet’s it”, said Bud with an eerie mixture of pride and remorse. “Works. Does a fine job.” He smiled sheepishly. “Does it a whole lot better than Ah did it.” (p. 69) The Second Industrial Revolution has eliminated human work in industry. The story is happening in Ilium, New York. The city’s layout reflects the rigid social stratification. The elite with its machinery in the north and ordinary people in the south are divided by the Iroquois River. All power lays in hands of managers and engineers who believe they control the machines. A doubt occurs when forty year old Doctor Ewing J. Halyard, of the United States Department of State, receives a letter saying: “We have just completed an audit of the personnel cards for our Department... ...it was discovered that you failed to meet the physical-education requirements for a bachelor’s degree from Cornell University... I regret to inform you that you are, therefore, technically without a bachelor’s degree, and, hence, technically ineligible for the M.A. and Ph.D. degrees which also appear on your record...” (p. 179)   If one isn’t able to compete economically with the machines, he or she has only two choices left - the Reconstruction and Reclamation Corps (“Reeks and Wrecks”) or the Army, both carrying the stigma of uselessness. (“…the main purpose of the Army, navy, and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them.” GBY, p.32 “…they can’t even care about themselves any more - because they have no use. The factory, the farms, the mines across the river - they are almost completely automatic now. And America doesn’t even need these people for war - not any more.” GBY, p. 36)

     In one of his later novels Vonnegut questions competition: “A moderately gifted person who would have been a community treasure a thousand years ago has to give up, has to go into some other line of work, since modern communications put him or her into daily competition with nothing but world’s champions.” (BB, p. 75).  And in an interview: “In games the object is to win, but in life the object is not to win. The object of the whole world is to preserve the game board and the pieces, and there is no such game.” (Allen 1988: 22)

     Soldiers in Player Piano are not given weapons, except when sent overseas. Serving overseas with a real rifle or participating in wars, however, is still considered by ordinary people as a means of easy social promotion - “...it’d be a relief to get the hell out of the States for a while and occupy someplace else and maybe be somebody in some of those countries instead of a bum with no money... ...and he’d like a little glory by God and there might be laying and glory overseas...“ (p. 64); “These kids in the Army now, that’s just a place to keep ’em off the streets and out of trouble, because there isn’t anything else to do with them. And the only chance they’ll ever get to be anybody is if there’s a war. That’s the only chance in the world they got of showing anybody they lived and died, and for something, by God.” (p. 177). Even this has become questionable since machines have proved better soldiers than men: “The poor bastards fryin’ on the electric fence, the proximity mines poppin’ under ’em, the microwave sentinels openin’ up with the remote-control machine-gun nests, and the fire-control system swivelling the guns and flamethrowers around as long as anything was quiverin’ within a mile of the place. And that’s how I got the Silver Star.” (p. 216)  Player Piano suggests that even warfare is done by  machines. People are butchered like animals in meat-packing plants. Its hideous effects can be perhaps best illustrated by the difference between strangling someone with bare hands or a meter of piano wire (standard military equipment), cutting someone with a sword, and shooting with a rifle someone a mile away, let alone push-bottom warfare from underground bunkers. When there are no machines to facilitate killing one has to “kill what one eats” - one is forced to face his opponent as a living human being. He is no longer just a number from body count. Paradoxically, the true nature of fighting can be thus more comprehensible to a foot soldier doing the actual fighting than to his higher-ups and pacifists viewing the killing from the distorting distances of bunkers and media - “That’s one of the interesting things that came out of the Vietnam War. One, since only the lower classes had to go and fight that one we didn’t expect a literature to come out of it, but a very impressive literature has come out of it; and, two, we didn’t think there was anything to learn from it, but the Vietnam vets seem to have learned a whole lot, including a respect for more gentleness, reason, and nurturance. (Allen 1988: 271) The “arbitrary” difference between a battle and a massacre is described in one of Vonnegut’s later novels, Slapstick. Somewhere in the future heavy weaponry is no longer available and Americans are no longer a nation, they are all given artificial family membership to overcome loneliness and other social evils: “Thank God, at least, that the machines have decided not to fight any more. It’s just people now. And thank God that there’s no such thing as a battle between strangers any more. I don’t care who fights who - everybody will have relatives on the other side.” (SL, p 219) Because they are just families, and not a nation anymore, “...it’s much easier for us to give and receive mercy in war. I have just come from observing a battle... It was horses and spears and rifles and knives and pistols, and a cannon or two. I saw several people killed. I also saw many people embracing, and there seemed to be a great deal of deserting and surrendering going on. ...It is no massacre.” (SL, p. 220) The dehumanizing effect of modern warfare is also mentioned in Mother Night: “If Helga had survived the Russian attack on the Crimea, … , a doom that killed like leprosy, had surely awaited her. ... It was well-known, uniformly applied to all women prisoners on the Russian front - was part of the ghastly routine of any thoroughly modern, thoroughly scientific, thoroughly asexual nation at thoroughly modern war.” (p. 52)

     Player Piano is, however, set in a peaceful period, ten years after the World War III (Vonnegut was apparently much more optimistic while writing his first book). An average citizen gets some pocket money and has nothing to do but go out for a drink or sit in front of his TV-set amidst household appliances that do all kinds of housework quickly and efficiently. After the distinguished visitor from abroad, the Shah of Bratpuhr, is shown such a household and told about its time-saving properties, he asks his host about the housewife: “What is it she is in such a hurry to get at? What is it she has to do, that she mustn’t waste any time on these things?” (p. 144). There is, of course, no answer to this question. Time is to be used not saved, and machinery could be wasting time, not saving it.

     The main character Paul Proteus is trapped between the world of machines and the world of man. He himself was in charge of recording the movements of skilled workers and transplanting them to machines. His father was the main promoter of the Second Industrial Revolution. Paul “...is the most important, brilliant person in Ilium, the manager of the Ilium Works, though only thirty-five.” (p. 9) He could rise rapidly in the Company’s hierarchy but is becoming more and more discontent with his life. He sees the misery the system creates and feels guilty about it but remains as passive as almost all of Vonnegut’s earlier heroes. His half-hearted yet sincere revolt against the establishment is spurred by his friend Edward Finnerty and Reverend James J. Lasher. Finnerty is a confused rebel whose destructive actions and eccentric behaviour attack the power far from its centre. Lasher, who influences both Paul and Finnerty, is a disillusioned and cynical revolutionary: “When I had a congregation before the war, I used to tell them that the life of their spirit in relation to God was the biggest thing in their lives, and that their part in the economy was nothing by comparison. Now, you people have engineered them out of their part of economy, in the market place, and they they’re finding out - most of them - that what’s left is just about zero... For generations they’ve been built up to worship competition and the market, productivity and economic usefulness, and the envy of their fellow men - and boom! it’s all yanked out from under them. They can’t participate, can’t be useful any more.” (p. 83)

     Lasher’s revolution turns out to be purely symbolical, he knows  that nothing that matters could be changed: “A lifelong trafficker in symbols, he had created the revolution as a symbol, and was now welcoming the opportunity to die as one.” (p. 285) 

     It is too late from the very beginning for Paul to act freely and productively. When he becomes fully aware of the inhumanity his work is supporting, he reacts like Billy Pilgrim who “...tried hard to care.” (SF, p. 44), who says to his fellow-soldiers during their ordeal behind the enemy lines in Germany: “You guys go on without me.” (Ibid., p. 29) Billy and Paul are victims of similar circumstances: “Among the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present and the future.” (Ibid., p. 46)   Paul similarly buys a farm in hope to avoid the painful reality by quitting his job and starting anew, but his wife is far from being fascinated.

      He is needed by both sides - by the Company, together with all it stands for, which  needs him as a spy to infiltrate  the Ghost Shirt Society, and by this subversive organization, formed by Lasher, which needs Paul as a symbol. Paul is given no time to decide - he is kidnapped by the rebels. When he asks them if they want him to sign the letter to media written on his behalf, he learns it has been already signed and mailed. The letter says, among other things: “You, the engineers and managers and bureaucrats, almost alone among men of higher intelligence, have continued to believe that the condition of man improves in direct ratio to the energy and devices for using energy put at his disposal. You believed this through the three most horrible wars in history, a monumental demonstration of faith.” (p. 253)  Soon after he is arrested by the police. In prison he finally decides to side with the revolutionaries. During his trial he is freed by the rebels.

     The story ends with the revolution, which, like all revolutions, lacks dignity and common sense - “Who set the museum on fire?” (p. 274). People destroy machines but can’t help repeating the old pattern - they search amidst the ruins for spare parts so they can reconstruct machines and thus the order they were fighting against and which was imposed on them by the machinery in the first place.

    Yet the resigned notion that “men are machines” from Vonnegut’s later work Breakfast of Champions does not appear, though the suspicion can be traced in the conversations between the main character and his wife. He always ends their dialogues by saying: “And I love you , Anita.” He happens to sleep with another woman who “...mumbled in her sleep. As Paul dropped off once more, he murmured an automatic reply. “And I love you, Anita.””  (p. 219).

 

II. “THE BOUNTIES OF SPACE, OF INFINITE OUTWARDNESS, WERE THREE: EMPTY HEROICS, LOW COMEDY, AND POINTLESS DEATH.” (ST, p. 8)

 

The story is set in the future. The main character Malachi Constant is filthy rich, but doesn’t seem to be satisfied. He has done practically nothing to deserve his wealth. His fortune is lost in the same manner. He meets Winston Niles Rumfoord who foretells Malachi’s future. Winston is able to do this because he has flown with his space ship into “chrono-synclastic infundibulum” where time and contradictions vanish. He exists simultaneously throughout space and time within this infundibulum. Malachi is not able to change his foretold destiny, though he fights it desperately. Rumfoord sees the future, but his ability later proves useless - he, too, is “...A VICTIM OF A SERIES OF ACCIDENTS, AS ARE WE ALL.” (p. 229)

     He prepares the war between Earth and Mars: “It was Rumfoord’s intention that Mars should lose the war - that Mars should lose it foolishly and horribly. … He wished to change the World for the better by means of the great and unforgettable suicide of Mars.

As he says in his Pocket History of Mars: “Any man who would change the World in a significant way must have showmanship, a genial willingness to shed other people’s blood, and a plausible new religion to introduce during the brief period of repentance and horror that usually follows bloodshed.” (p. 174)

He carries out his plan: “In the next twenty-four hours, Earth fired 617 thermo-nuclear devices at the Martian bridgehead on the moon. Of these 276 were hits. These hits not only vaporized the bridgehead - they rendered the moon unfit for human occupation for at least ten million years.” (p. 168)

     His religion, which imposes equality upon people by means of “handicaps” and at the expense of individuality, comes into being: “National borders will disappear. The lust for war will die. All envy, all fear, all hate will die. The name of the new religion is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. … These words will be written on that flag in gold letters on a blue field: Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself.” (p. 180) Yet all this, together with everything that happens throughout fifty thousand years of human history, in the end proves to be only the means of getting a replacement part for the spaceship sending greetings to the other rim of the universe. The ship broke down on Titan 200,000 years before that, its “crew” is a machine named Salo who was sent on its errand by machines - Tralfamadorians. The part which finally arrives to Titan is a good luck charm of Malachi’s son.

     Vonnegut says in an interview (Allen 1988: 159) that Rumfoord’s image was modelled to some extent after Franklin Roosevelt. Yet what Rumfoord does with Earth is closer to what the more infamous national leaders of that time did, though with different aims in view and less success, with Western civilisation – Hitler and Stalin, who had “...showmanship, a genial willingness to shed other people’s blood...” (p. 174) Have such leaders proved that the world without killing can be brought about by just a little more killing, or at least made people detest killing? They were, if we allow ourselves some cynicism, great revolutionaries who gave the planet shock treatment whose effect is nil - “...we’re doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That’s what it is to be alive. It’s pretty dense kids who haven’t figured that out by the time they’re ten.” (BB, p. 91) The ends are usually determined by the means: ...“the Japanese were as responsible as the Germans for turning Americans into a bunch of bankrupt militaristic fuckups… ” (BB, p. 273)

     Malachi’s tragic story is only a “tiny” bit of suffering which facilitates Tralfamadorian purposeless expedition. His fortune disappears soon after he is told his future. He is kidnapped and taken to Mars to serve in the army. During the trip he is drunk and rapes Rumfoord’s wife. Their son Chrono is born on Mars. Their memories are wiped out. Malachi got a new name - Unk. All soldiers have antennas installed in their heads and are controlled by radio signals causing severe pains to any insubordinate soldier. Malachi is thus forced to kill his best friend Stony. Later he finds the letter he himself has written to preserve his memory. From the letter he learns among other things: “The more pain I train myself to stand, the more I learn. You are afraid of the pain now, Unk, but you won’t learn anything if you don’t invite the pain. And the more you learn, the gladder you will be to stand the pain.” (p. 125) Malachi doesn’t participate in the invasion of Earth, he is sent, together with a soldier named Boaz, to Mercury for three years. According to Rumfoord’s plan he is to return to Earth as both - the powerless Messiah and the devil of the new religion. On his return, he announces what its followers believe to be the fulfilment of a prophecy: “I WAS A VICTIM IN A SERIES OF ACCIDENTS, AS ARE WE ALL.” (p. 229) The life of a rich man he lead before he was kidnapped by Martian agents provides the religion with a symbol of the injustice caused by undeserved advantages - a doll named Malachi.

      In The Sirens of Titan we meet the inexhaustible source of energy  - “...UWTB, or the Universal Will to Become. UWTB is what makes universes out of nothingness - that makes nothingness insist on becoming somethingness. Many Earthlings are glad that Earth does not have UWTB.” (p. 138). They are probably glad because even the “tiny” amount of energy that has been used by Earthlings till now has proved to be applied in disregard of even the most obvious negative side-effects, and our planet seems to have been regarded only as a station on our way to the ultimate rim of the Universe. “Mankind, ignorant of the truths that lie within every human being, looked outward - pushed ever outward.” (ST, p.7).

     In an interview Vonnegut says that “...it is dangerous to believe that there are enormous new truths, dangerous to imagine that we can stand outside the universe. So I argue for the ordinariness of life, the familiarity of love... Both in terms of mental health and morally I resent 2001 to a certain extent, as I resent a lot of science fiction. This promising of great secrets which are just beyond our grasp - I don’t think they exist. ...the mysteries which remain to be solved have to do with relating to each other.” (Allen 1988: 74)

     At this point Vonnegut’s individual characters and humanity as a whole meet. Paul Proteus, Malachi Constant, Billy Pilgrim, Eliot Rosewater, and Howard Campbell are all more or less pushing “ever outward”, toward some cosy womb, toward death; they would pay any price to avoid the painful but life-giving confrontation with their real selves. They refuse to notice that the energy they get derives from their split personalities, that such energy is as dangerous as that from splitting atoms. 

     The obsessive exploration of space can be thus also understood as a metaphor for the individual’s escape from himself. He or she can’t “...name even one of the fifty-three portals to the soul.” (p. 7) Yet the literal meaning is far more frightening - our planet is at stake, not just individual’s sanity. Probably the best and certainly the most complex description of such a vainglorious enterprise is found in The Sirens of Titan. The Tralfamadorian explorer Salo is eleven million Earthling years old. He is “...punctual - that is, he lived one moment at a timme...” (p. 267). We meet him on Titan where he has lived since his ship broke down two hundred thousand years ago. In the Earthling year 483,441 B.C., on the occasion of the hundred-millionth anniversary of the government of his planet, he was chosen to represent his “nation” by carrying a sealed message from “One rim of the Universe to the Other”. Nobody actually believed he would accomplish his mission, he “...would simply take the message and go as fast and as far as the technology of Tralfamadore could send him.” He didn’t know the message and was not, under any circumstances, to open it before he reached his destination in a galaxy that began eighteen million light-years beyond Titan. Nobody knew what awaited him there. He was to find creatures there, master their language, open the message and translate it to them. “Salo did not question the good sense of his errand, since he was, like all Tralfamadorians, a machine.” (p. 270). His ship was “...powered by UWTB, the Universal Will to Become, its power plant was nothing for a mechanical dilettante to tinker with.” When he landed on Titan, his ship wasn’t completely out of order - it could still run but at only about sixty-eight thousand miles an hour which was “...adequate for short hops around the Solar System... He sent the message home with the speed of light, which meant that it would take one hundred and fifty thousand Earthling years to get to Tralfamadore.” He needed a missing part for his ship. While he waited, he developed several hobbies, among them was “Earthwatching” - his equipment enabled him to watch ants on Earth if he felt like it. In this way he also received his first reply from his home planet: “Replacement part being rushed with all possible speed.” This was written in huge stones, now known as Stonehenge. “The Great Wall of China means in Tralfamadorian, when viewed from above: Be patient. We haven’t forgotten about you.”

   The Golden House of the Roman Emperor Nero meant: “We are doing the best we can.”

   The meaning of the Moscow Kremlin when it was first walled was: “You will be on your way before you know it.”

   The meaning of the Palace of the League of Nations in Geneva, Switzerland, is: “Pack up your things and be ready to leave on short notice.” (p. 271). These messages were sent with great speed, they needed less than fifty thousand years to reach Salo.

     So this is the purpose of life on Earth - entire civilizations are meant to facilitate the communication between machines exploring Universe, or better - sending greetings to the other end of it. Many civilizations failed to do it, they “...would poop out without having finished the messages. (p. 273)

      The search for purpose goes on elsewhere, on Tralfamadore. The legend tells us that long time ago there were creatures who weren’t machines. They weren’t efficient, predictable, and durable. They were frantically searching for purposes because they were sure everything had some purpose. Whenever they found what seemed to be their own purpose, it seemed so low they became ashamed. Not willing to serve it, they made a machine to serve it. Thus they could serve higher purposes, which always turned out to be somehow low, not high enough. So new machines were made to serve it, and they did it well - at the end the machines were looking for the highest purpose of creatures’ existence and found out “...that the creatures couldn’t really be said to have any purpose at all.” (p. 275) The news came as a shock to the creatures, they went berserk and began killing each other. But they weren’t even very good at this, so they turned the job over to the machines, which did it in no time. In Jailbird Vonnegut reminds us that it is urgent “… that mankind and womankind be defined. Otherwise, … , they were doomed forever to be defined by the needs of institutions.” (p. 165)

     Exploring space is reappearing motif in Vonneguts work. Inhabitants of distant galaxies are travelling through space and time beyond our imagination. “It was about intelligent threads of energy trillions of light-years long. They wanted mortal, self-reproducing life forms to spread out through the Universe. So several of them, the Elders in the title, held a meeting by intersecting near a planet called Tralfamadore. The author never said why the Elders thought the spread of life was such a hot idea.” (HP, p. 165); the Elders told people that their duty is to abuse the planet as much as possible, thus giving germs, who were meant to explore the Universe, a really rough time - an opportunity to prepare for their mission. People received this instruction in a form of religion, they believed everything as long as it was flattering. After some time almost all life on the planet perished, except some germs which “…hibernated as virtually indestructible spores, capable of waiting as long as necessary for the next lucky hit by a meteor. Thus, at last, did space travel become truly feasible.”  “Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.” (HP, p. 268); “In short, on the basis of horse sense and the best scientific information, there was nothing good to be said for the exploration of space.” (ST, p. 30). Things of little or no use are being discovered, and explorers disappear in a split second due to some stupid mistake or accident. (“What’s died, my boy, is the Milky Way.” GBY, p. 174, “We blow it up, experimenting with new fuels for our flying saucers. A Tralfamadorian test pilot presses a starter button, and the whole Universe disappears.” SF, p. 80).   So the Universe is  explored, is too vast to be explored, or after all isn’t worth exploring at all. What remains unexplored must lay under our feet. In the end Malachi says: “It took us that long to realize that a purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.” (ST, p. 313)

 

III. “REFLECTIONS ON NOT PARTICIPATING IN CURRENT EVENTS” (MN, p. 78)

 

In the Introduction to Mother Night Vonnegut says: “This is the only story of mine whose moral I know… : We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” A similar moral can be found in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater: “Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.” These words are cut into the fountain rim of the private mental hospital to which the main character Eliot is sent. Or in Jailbird: “You couldn’t help it that you were born without a heart. At least you tried to believe what the people with hearts believed - so you were a good man just the same.” (p. 220)

     Howard W. Campbell, the protagonist of the story (told in the first person) fails to live up to this standard - he doesn’t fool God, he fools himself by pretending to be bad and thus becomes “bad”. He believes he can work for Hitler and remain a free-thinking poet and playwright. He searches for his identity, yet refuses to recognize its dark side - the “mask” he believes has nothing to do with his real self. In the “Editor’s Note” Vonnegut says: “To say that he was a writer is to say that the demands of art alone were enough to make him lie, and to lie without seeing any harm in it.” (p. ix)  This could be “explained” by “...the heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality, and the heartbreaking impossibility of lying about it.” (CC, p. 189)

     Campbell is an American spy during the World War II working under the cover of spreading Nazi propaganda. His propagandist broadcast contains coded information. He sends messages he doesn’t understand to people he doesn’t know and does an excellent job for Americans and Germans alike. “I had hoped, as a broadcaster, to be merely ludicrous, but this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. So many people wanted to believe me!” (p. 102)

     While serving both sides, he believes to belong to the third - Das Reich der Zwei, the nation of two my Helga and I had - its territory, the territory we defended so jealously, didn’t go much beyond the bounds of our great double bed.” (p. 30) His moral inertia easily falls prey to others’ purposes. But he is able to live with it through Orwell’s doublethinking; through “...totalitarian mind, a mind which might be likened unto a system of gears where teeth have been filed off at random. Such snaggle-toothed thought machine, driven by a standard or even by a substandard libido, whirls with the jerky, noisy, gaudy pointlessness of a cuckoo clock in Hell. ...The missing teeth, of course, are simple, obvious truths, truths available and comprehensible even to ten-years-olds, in most cases.” (p. 145),  through “...simple and widespread boon to modern mankind - schizophrenia.” (p. 116) Howard Campbell is not a perfect example of such totalitarian mind, yet he is a bit late to realize how he fits into the systems of gears. He perceives almost his whole existence through pain-killing illusions. Before he kills himself awaiting the trial in Israel, where he hopes he will clean his name, he feels “...like a pig that’s been taken apart, who’s had experts find a use for every part. By God - I think they even found a use for my squeal! The part of me that wanted to tell the truth got turned into an expert liar! The lover in me turned into a pornographer! The artist in me got turned into ugliness such as the world has rarely seen before.” (p. 133)

 

IV. “NO DAMN CAT, AND NO DAMN CRADLE.” (CC. p. 114)

 

Cat’s Cradle focuses on the short-sightedness of mankind when it comes to fatal side-effects of scientific progress. Science can be “a playful kid” who fires a rifle over the roofs of his town (“If I aimed at nothing, then nothing is what I would hit.” DD, p. 67), and shoots a pregnant woman eight blocks away right between the eyes. Science can be a ship in the Martian invasion fleet, the only controls available to people aboard are two push-buttons, “The on button simply started a flight from Mars. The off button was connected with nothing. It was installed at the insistence of Martian mental-health experts, who said that human beings were always happier with machinery they thought they could turn off.” (ST, p. 167). What did scientists aim at and what “off buttons” did they provide when they were splitting an atom? (“At first glance, the laboratory-gowned scientist seemed to be a perfect servant of nothing but truth. ...one accepted at its face value the title Salo had engraved on the statue, Discovery of Atomic Power. And then one perceived that the young truth-seeker had a shocking erection.” ST, p. 288)

      In the beginning of Cat’s Cradle a man says he is “...quitting his job at the Research Laboratory; said anything a scientist worked on was sure to wind up as a weapon, one way or another.” (p. 27) His father, the boss of the Laboratory Dr. Breed, wails how “...most people don’t even understand what pure research is.” (p. 35), and explains that “Here, and shockingly few other places in this country, men are paid to increase knowledge, to work toward no end but that.” (p. 36) This idea was already put on trial together with Paul Proteus in Player Piano. He was asked in the courtroom to test the lie-detector he was connected to by telling what he considers a lie. He said: “Every new piece of scientific knowledge is a good thing for humanity.” (PP, p. 265) Then he is asked to say something he believes to be a truth: “The main business of humanity is to do a good job of being human beings,... ...not to serve as appendages to machines, institutions and systems.” The machine confirmed only his sincerity, it wasn’t asked to judge the statements itself.

     Norman F. Dixon wonders in his book why such a clever creature as man “...failed so abjectly in the task of trying to prevent his own imminent demise?

      Part of the answer is to be found in a recent book by the British philosopher Nicholas Maxwell. Maxwell’s thesis is that the evident failure of science to free society from poverty, hunger and the threat of extinction results from “fatal flaw in the accepted aim of scientific endeavour”, - the pursuit of knowledge purely for its own sake. It is precisely because of “the accepted aim” that acquisition of knowledge, which presumably originated as an essential strategy for survival, has given rise to the relentless pursuit of new and better ways of achieving the exact opposite

      This situation is analogous to that which plagues another field of human endeavour - fighting. Just as the professionalising of violence could not occur without taking on board the hindering rules and regulations of militarism, so science, the systematic acquisition of knowledge, has to adopt rules of procedure which negate its own original purpose - survival.

     In accordance with the philosophy of knowledge, science has to be single-minded in its search for truth, objective and impartial, but only achieves these ends by ignoring the distraction of moral issues and value judgments. In the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, the philosophy of wisdom, that is to say organised inquiry towards developing “A moral, just, humane, co-operative - and even loving world”, had to take a back seat.” (Dixon 1988: 274)

     The main character in Cat’s Cradle, Jonah, wants to write the book The Day the World Ended, “...an account of what important Americans had done on the day when the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, Japan.” (p. 11) Among collected material for the book is the letter from Dr. Felix Hoenikker’s son. Dr. Hoenikerr is one of the so-called “Fathers” of the bomb. We learn from the letter that Dr. Hoenikker once during his work on the bomb became obsessed with turtles, he wanted to find out how exactly they pull in their head - by buckling or contracting their spines? He was no longer interested in making the bomb, so some people from the Manhattan Project (the government enterprise supervising the construction of the bomb) came and asked his daughter ( who was the head of the family since father was too absent-minded to look after himself) what to do. She told them to take away his turtles which they did. When her father came to work  next day, he “...looked for things to play with and think about, and everything there was to play with and think about had something to do with the bomb.” (p. 20) After the bomb actually went off, a scientist said to Dr. Hoenikker: “Science has now known sin.” To which he replied: “What is sin?” (p. 21)

     But in Cat’s Cradle the World isn’t destroyed by atomic bombs. This is done by the product of almost “pure research”, by ice-nine, an ice with a very high melting point, which would “enable the Marines to avoid fighting in mud, just by dropping a seed into the nearest puddle”. In the end this puddle turns out to be our planet, it freezes. Ice-nine was the last gift Felix Hoenikker created for mankind before going to his just reward. (p. 41)

     The questions that science can’t answer are answered by religion which doesn’t bother to prove anything, and even science now admits that believing is a prerequisite for any knowing. Yet the thin line between “knowing” and “believing” has already disappeared in Player Piano where science is accused of “...a monumental demonstration of faith.” (p. 253)  The religion of the imaginary island San Lorenzo, Bokonism, even warns its followers not to take its tenets seriously (Religions which warn us against taking them seriously, or better - rationally, exist. The well-known example is Zen Buddhism with its koans - questions that can’t be answered rationally because they make no sense, and are only used to bring a student to the point when he or she realizes there are truths that can’t be grasped by intellect alone: “What was your face like before you were born? What is the sound of one hand clapping?...”). Bokonism is thus so beyond our grasp and universally applicable that it seems indestructible, nor can it loose its virginity by being institutionalized since it is outlawed, though the  president of San Lorenzo, “Papa” Monzano, in the end proves to be its ardent follower (“Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn’t have the slightest idea what’s really going on.” p. 73) San Lorenzo is an island where, according to an American businessman, “...people... are poor enough and scared enough and ignorant enough to have some common sense.” (p. 66) “God, in His Infinite Wisdom, had made the island Worthless.” (p. 89) Bokonon, the founder himself, thinks it a good idea to outlaw his own religion, “...to give the religious life of the people more zest,...” (p. 118) and suggests a hook as a punishment. It works - almost everybody on the island is a devout Bokononist: “The truth was that life was as short and brutish and mean as ever. But people didn’t have to pay as much attention to the awful truth. As the living legend of the cruel tyrant in the city and the gentle holy man in the jungle grew, so, too, did the happiness of the people grow.” (p. 119) Bokonon is even the author of the San Lorenzan National Anthem:

                 

               “Oh, ours is a land

               Where the living is grand,

               And the men are as fearless as sharks;

               The women are pure,

               And we always are sure

               That our children will all toe their marks.

               San, San Lo-ren-zo!

               What a rich, lucky island are we!

               Our enemies quail,

               For they know they will fail

               Against people so reverend and free.” (p. 97)

            

Bokonon describes the island, as he first stepped ashore, in a “Calypso” - a poem from the holy scriptures The Books of Bokonon :

 

               Oh, a very sorry people, yes,

               Did I find here.

               Oh, they had no music,

               And they had no beer.

               And, oh, everywhere

               Where they tried to perch

               Belonged to Castle Sugar, Incorporated,

               Or the Catholic church.” (P. 89)

 

The religion teaches the universal unity and interdependence:

 

               Oh, a sleeping drunkard

               Up in Central Park,

               And a lion-hunter

               In the jungle dark,

               And a Chinese dentist,

               And a British queen--

               All fit together

               In the same machine. (p. 12)

 

Bokononism, like the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent in The Sirens of Titan, has to do more with people than with God. It is similar in thinking to Lao Tzu, who says in Tao Te Ching: “Heaven and Earth are not benevolent. To them men are like straw dogs destined for sacrifice.” (Lao Tzu 1985:  28)

     Bokonon says that he is a fool, “...and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing.” He warns his followers: “All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.” (p. 13) Lao Tzu warns in a similar manner: “He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.” (Lao Tzu 1985: 52); “When cleverness and knowledge arise great lies will flourish.” (p. 34) Bokonon’s god is the one beyond our reach because “...around and around we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin...” (p. 42) All that which we do perceive is, according to Bokonon, the product of “Dynamic Tension”, ...a priceless equilibrium between good and evil.” (p. 74) A “Calypso” explains:

 

             ““Papa” Monzano, he’s so very bad,

             But without bad “Papa” I would be so sad; 

             Because without “Papa’s” badness,

             Tell me, if you would,

             How could wicked old Bokonon

             Ever, ever look good?” (p. 74)

 

Or Lao Tzu: “If all on earth acknowledge the good as good then thereby is the non-good already posited. ... Heavy and light complete each other. Long and Short shape each other. High and deep convert each other. Before and after follow each other. (Lao Tzu 1985: 27)

 

Originally Bokonon designs a new religion because:

 

            I wanted all things    

            To seem to make some sense                                                            

            So we all could be happy, yes,  

            Instead of tense.                

            And I made up lies

            So that they all fit nice

            And I made this sad world

            A par-adise.” (p. 90)                                                               

 

“The cruel paradox of Bokononist thought,...is “...the heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality, and the heartbreaking impossibility of lying about it.” (p. 189)

 

           “Tiger got to hunt,

            Bird got to fly;

            Man got to sit and wonder, “Why, why, why?”

            Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land;

            Man got to tell himself he understands.” (p. 124) 

 

 

The Bokonon’s creation myth contains a notion already familiar from The Sirens of Titan: “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely.

     “Everything must have a purpose?” asked God.

     “Certainly,” said man.

     “Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God. (ST, p. 177)

 

When Jonah becomes the president of San Lorenzo, he is thinking of asking Bokonon to join his government, but finally realizes that “...a millennium would have to offer something more than a holy man in a position of power, that there would have to be plenty of good things for all to eat, too, and nice places to live for all, and good schools and good health and good times for all, and work for all who wanted it -- things Bokonon and I were in no position to provide. So good and evil had to remain separate; good in the jungle, and evil in the palace.” (p. 152)

     Apart from this the main idea of the religion seems to be love. Bokononists pray in pairs by laying on their backs and touching with their soles: “...it is impossible to be sole-to-sole with another person without loving the person, provided the feet of both persons are clean and nicely tended.” (p. 109) A “Calypso” describes their ritual of boko-maru:

               

                We will touch our feet, yes,

                Yes, for all we’re worth,

                And we will love each other, yes,

                Yes, like we love our Mother Earth. (p. 109)

 

Another warns the seekers of truth:

 

                A lover’s a liar,

                To himself he lies.

                The truthful are loveless,

                Like oysters their eyes. (p. 157)   

 

The religion, however, distinguishes between universal love and selfish love. When the protagonist demands from his wife all of her love for himself, she is shocked: “A sin-wat!” she cried. “A man who wants all of somebody’s love. That’s very bad.” (p. 141)

     At first sight Bokononism appears to be satirizing religion, diverting people from God to themselves. But that is what Jesus did when he spoke of the reconciliation among men coming before the reconciliation with God. And Bokononism is apparently successful in reconciling people though through not necessarily accurate assumptions. In the end, when “pure research” has provided and put to use the means of ending the life on our planet, it proves to be right:

 

“Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end,

 And our God will take things back that He to us did lend.

 And if, on that sad day, you want to scold our God,

 Why go right ahead and scold Him. He’ll just smile and nod.”

 (p. 180)

 

Science is the villain of the story. Or at least its “playful”, indiscriminate part, which refuses to acknowledge things that “...exceeds the power of humans to comment.” (p. 163) It is science that usurps “the divine right” and steps beyond good and evil, not giving much thought to its consequences (“Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be.” p. 166; “Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.” p. 187)

     In one of his speeches given at MIT Vonnegut talks about the need for scientists to take an oath based on the Hippocratic Oath: “The regimen I adopt shall be for the benefit of all life on this planet, according to my own ability and judgment, and not for its hurt or for any wrong. I will create no deadly substance or device, though it be asked of me, nor will I counsel such.” (FWTD, p. 120)

 

V. “POO-TEE-WEET?” (SF, p. 20)

 

Slaughterhouse-Five is “autobiographical fiction”. In Fates Worse Than Death Vonnegut writes: “The fellow ex-Dresden PW at my National Air and Space Museum lecture was Tom Jones, who had paired off (as ordered) in his 106th Division platoon with Joe Crone, the model for Billy Pilgrim, the leading character in Slaughterhouse-Five. Jones said, in a letter I got only yesterday, “I remember Crone in Camp Atterbury. When we went on a forced march I had to walk behind him and pick up all the utensils falling out of his backpack. He could never do it right.

I bunked with him when he died. One morning he woke up and his head was swollen like a watermelon and I talked him into going on sick call. By midday word came back that he had died.” (p. 106)

      The main character Billy Pilgrim still appears autobiographical, even though “the author” is given a tiny role in the book - Billy and Kurt meet in the fifth chapter where the author “...wailed that he had excreted everything but his brains. Moments later he said, “There they go, there they go.” He meant his brains. That was I. That was me. That was the author of this book.” (p. 86). A similar “alienating effect” is also used at the end of Breakfast of Champions where Vonnegut frees his character Kilgore Trout: “...I am going to set at liberty all the literary characters who have served me so loyally during my writing career. You are the only one I am telling.” (BC, p. 293) Vonnegut wanted to end his writing career at that point, but changed his mind and once more “enslaved” his characters by “taking their free will”. Klinkowitz says that “Billy Pilgrim’s story is not Kurt Vonnegut’s, but rather the story of his imagination” (Klinkowitz 1982: 64) This separation could be too rigid - we can be pretty sure Vonnegut didn’t become unstuck in time and meet Tralfamadorians etc. but all that somehow forcibly convinces us that “...one American foot soldier is arrested in the ruins for taking a teapot. And he’s given a regular trial, and then he’s shot by a firing squad.” (p. 11).  The execution was meant to be the climax of the novel at first, because “The irony is so great. A whole city gets burned down, and thousands and thousands people are killed.” (p. 11). As we reach the end of the book the edge of this climax is taken off by “the corpses piling higher”; every now and then “the climax” reappears - “...the poor old high school teacher, Edgar Derby, mournfully pregnant with patriotism and middle age and imaginary wisdom.” (p. 101), reminding us that each of 135,000 people killed in Dresden has his own story to tell. This kind of foretold destiny or death is a regular feature in Vonnegut’s other novels, too. Its variation already appeared in The Sirens of Titan where Malachi Constant is told his future, but his fight to avoid it proves to be of no avail. In Galapagos the author even marked at the beginning of each chapter with asterisks all characters doomed to die on a day the narration in a particular chapter has reached..  Such “anti-suspense” may force the  reader to concentrate on the present.

     In Slaughterhouse-Five there is no place for heroes and glory. The author does not depict the war as an opportunity for doing something meaningful except staying alive, though this sometimes also appears futile. The wife of his war buddy warned him when she realized he had been writing about the war: “You’ll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you’ll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we’ll have a lot more of them.” (p. 17). Her worries are understandable, since nobody “…needs Joseph Goebbels to make us think killing is as quotidian an activity as tying one’s shoes? All that is needed is a TV industry which is self-supporting, which can’t make enough money to survive unless it gets a great big audience.” (FWTD, p.149)  She could have as well saved her breath - “war-loving, dirty old men” can’t get a part in any of Vonnegut’s books when it comes to war or the army. It is hard to imagine Frank Sinatra accepting the role of a man “...who had suffered a nervous breakdown ten minutes after being sworn into the Army at Fort Benjamin Harrison. He had a one hundred disability pension. His breakdown came when he was ordered to take a shower with one hundred other men. ... Roland could not speak above a whisper.” (GBY, p. 169); or John Wayne playing Sergeant Elm Wheeler who “...got a letter from his wife saying she’d had a baby, and he hadn’t seen her for two years. Why, he read that and ran up to a machine-gun nest and shot and hand granaded everybody in it …, then he ran up to another one and mashed up all the people there with his rifle butt, and then, after he’d busted that, he started after a mortar emplacement with a rock in each hand, and they got him with a shell fragment. (PP, p 177). Heroes are as scarce as real villains, there are no evil nazis the free world is fighting against; there are more likely to be firemen mistaken for soldiers and killed, like in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater: “He took a step forward, stumbled over one body, fell on another. They were Germans who had been killed by his granade. He stood up, found himself face-to-face with a helmeted German in a gas mask. Eliot, like the good soldier he was, jammed his knee into the man’s groin, drove his bayonet into his throat, withdrew the bayonet, smashed the man’s jaw with his rifle butt... When the medics got the masks off the three Eliot had killed, they proved to be two old men and a boy. The boy was the one Eliot had bayoneted. He didn’t look more than fourteen.” (GBY, p. 64)

     Most of Vonnegut’s characters appear as  leaves driven by winds (“There are almost no characters in this story, and almost no dramatic confrontations, because most of the people in it are so sick and so much the listless playthings of enormous forces.” SF, p. 110), civilians and warlords, foot soldiers and high-ranking officers alike. Their deaths are often juxtaposed with the death of lice, bacteria, fleas (p. 60). Vonnegut needed some more distant perspective (or “close”, when it comes to micro-organisms) to “say something intelligent about a massacre”, to say something about the value of life: “Truth be told, the planet’s most victorious organisms have always been microscopic.” (G, p. 150) “He dabbed at his tuxedo with a damp rag, and the fungi came away easily. “Hate to do this, Bill,” he said of the fungi he was murdering. “Fungi have as much right to life as I do. They know what they want, Bill. Damned if I do anymore.” (BC, p. 35) “Albert Schweitzer, a physician as well as musician and a philosopher, hoped to teach us reverence for life. He felt that we should not kill even the tiniest, most contemptible organism if we could possibly avoid doing that. On the face of it, this ideal is preposterous, since so many diseases are caused by germs.” (FWTD,  p.104) So he invented Tralfamadorians (In his first novel Player Piano a similar perspective is provided by the Shah of Bratpuhr who visits the United States, in Slapstick by the microscopic Chinese) and other intelligent extraterrestrial creatures who help us transcendent our limited dimensions, not by going outward, of course, but by going inward, “Mankind, ignorant of the truths that lie within every human being, looked outward - pushed ever outward.” (ST, p. 7). Lawrence R. Broer says in his book Sanity Plea - Schizophrenia in the novels of Kurt Vonnegut that “Vonnegut inverts the science fiction-convention whereby humans are depicted attempting to comprehend the values of an alien world. Ilium is the “alien” world to the Shah. Oblivious to its established value systems or moral codes, the Shah defamiliarizes the machine-ridden society that the inhabitants of Ilium take for granted, exposing amoral assumptions and consequences of a governmental propaganda machine that calls people without jobs or dignity, people “liberated” from production.” (Broer 1989: 19) Yet “the alien worlds” usually fail to communicate: “Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

     Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.” (BC, p. 58) “Little Kago himself died long before the planet did. He was attempting to lecture on the evils of the automobile in a bar in Detroit. But he was so tiny that nobody paid any attention to him. He lay down to rest for a moment, and a drunk automobile worker mistook him for a kitchen match. He killed Kago by trying to strike him repeatedly on the underside of the bar.” (BC, p. 29) 

     However, the role of Tralfamadorians is not uniformly applied throughout Vonnegut’s novels. In The Sirens of Titan they are undoubtedly soulless machines whereas in Hocus Pocus they become humanoids: “The Tralfamadorians had senses of humor and so knew themselves for the severely limited lunkers, not to say crazy lunkers, they really were. They were immune to the kilovolts of pride the Elders jazzed their brains with. They laughed right away when the idea popped up in their heads that they were the glory of the Universe, and that they were supposed to colonize other planets with their incomparable magnificence. They knew exactly how clumsy and dumb they were, even though they could talk and some of them could read and write and do math.” (HP, p. 167) Their role in Slaughterhouse-Five is described by the author of Sanity Plea: “Disputing the usual interpretation that the Tralfamadorians speak for the author, Wymer shows that Vonnegut warns against the perils of fatalism rather than affirms such a philosophy. Those who confuse Vonnegut with Billy Pilgrim or mistake the author as a defeatist, believing that the insidiously addictive ideas that come to invade Billy’s mind are Vonnegut’s miss the predominantly affirmative thrust of Slaughterhouse-Five and Vonnegut’s career as a whole. Billy Pilgrim’s conversion to Tralfamadorian fatalism, OR FATAL DREAM, which is Tralfamadore by anagram, assures his schizophrenic descent into madness.” (p. 86) If we assume that Vonnegut’s protagonists represent certain stages in author’s personal development, then Billy Pilgrim can certainly be understood as such, but outgrown by the time the book was written, and his philosophy mustn’t be taken for granted. “Caged in a zoo, turned into a puppet for the entertainment of mechanical creatures whose own world is both physically and morally sterile, seduced into renouncing whatever vestige of free will he has left, Billy Pilgrim becomes the very embodiment of what Vonnegut has warned against for years. Insulated from pain, Billy has simply abdicated his humanity, trading his dignity and integrity for an illusion of comfort and security, and becoming himself a machine.” (Allen 1988:  8)

 

VI. “TAKES ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE TO MAKE UP A WORLD.”(BC, p. 120)

 

Breakfast of Champions offers a panoramic view of problems modern world is facing. While searching their roots the author even rewrites American history in more easily comprehensible terms - 1492 becomes the year when cheating, robbing, killing and enslavement began. Humans are hard to come by - the pirates from Europe use human beings for machinery, consequently their descendants regard ordinary human beings as machines. The author is glad to comply with their perception - it is no longer so easy to distinguish men from machines - “Excuse me, I have to take a leak.” This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.” (p. 19). While human qualities are obscured by such juxtaposing, machines get more proper denominations - “...a loaded thirty-eight caliber revolver... ...was a tool whose only purpose was to make holes in human beings. (p. 49). The style displays a kind of “lowbrow” simplicity when talking about things that require a lot of learned words to conceal their true meaning. “Quit talking the language of science to each other.” (ST, p. 32)

     The devastating effects of machines dominating men become more transparent than in Player Piano - they not only disintegrate a society and ruin our environment, they are also disastrous to human spirit, no matter how hard or impossible it may be to render its essence into something comprehensible to science. When it comes to human soul, the author doesn’t  hesitate to announce “…the spiritual climax of this book,...” (BC, p. 218). It happens at the art festival. One of the invited artists, Rabo Karabekian, has just sold his painting of questionable artistic value - it is twenty feet wide and sixteen feet high, it is all green except for one vertical orange stripe on the left side. It is called The Temptation of Saint Anthony. The painter’s modern approach has thus little to do with how Dali or some other artist of the past dealt with the motif. The picture is the first purchase for the permanent collection of the city’s Center for the Arts. Rabo Karabekian has got fifty thousand dollars for it. People are outraged. So is the waitress with whom Rabo is chatting in the cocktail lounge. She doesn’t know who Saint Antony was. The painter asks her to tell him about the teen-age girl who appears on the cover of the program for the Festival of the Arts. “…the only internationally famous human being in Midland City. She was Mary Alice Miller, the Women’s Two Hundred Meter Breast Stroke Champion of the World. She was only fifteen, said Bonnie.” (BC, p. 217). Hearing this, Rabo provides “the spiritual climax of this book”: “What kind of man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor?” The tense atmosphere of the cocktail lounge reached the boiling point. The people have been somehow able to cope with their envy, but now the thing they hold most sacred, “ridicule-proof”, becomes the laughing-stock of a stranger. The waitress blows up and tells Rabo that she has seen better pictures than his done by small children. The painter, faced with  the hostility of the entire city, declares that he would appreciate if small children improve his picture. “I would love for your children to find pleasantly and playfully what it took me many angry years to find.” He explains that the picture “...shows everything about life which truly matters, with nothing left out. It is the picture of awareness of every animal. It is the immaterial core of every animal - the “I am” to which all messages are sent... ...A sacred picture of Saint Anthony alone is one vertical, unwavering band of light. If a cockroach were near him, or a cocktail waitress, the picture would show two such bands of light. Our awareness is all that is alive and maybe sacred in any of us. Everything else about us is dead machinery.” (p. 221).  The “I am” is “incidentally” the well-known ancient Vedic mantra expressing man’s essence - “its” soul (since it is believed to be sexless). In Sanskrit “SO HAM” or “SOHAM” means “I AM”. (“Soham” means “He I am” or “I am He”, “I am Brahman”. This is the greatest of all mantras... ...Eliminate “Ha” and substitute “I”. Soham will become “So I am”. Swami Sivananda 1994: 162).  Vonnegut even took a mantra from Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. “Because my wife and eighteen- year-old daughter are hooked. They’ve both been initiated. They meditate several times a day. Nothing pisses them off anymore. They glow like bass drums with lights inside.” (WFG, p. 32). But he soon found reading more rewarding meditation than repeating meaningless sounds. “When I sat upright in a straight chair... ...and repeated my mantra (“aye-eem”) externally and then internally, I realized that I have done the same sort of thing thousands of times before. I had done it while reading books! Since I was eight or so, I had been internalizing the written words of persons who had seen and felt things new to me instead of “aye-eem, aye-eem, aye-eem”. The world dropped away when I did it. When I read an absorbing book, my pulse and respiration rate slowed down perceptibly, just as though I were doing TM... This form of meditation, an accident, as I say, may be the greatest treasure at the core of our civilization. So we should never give up books, surrendering only crass and earthly matters to the printout and the cathode tube.” (FWTD, p.188)

      “The clear intent of all sorts of nonteatrical artists is that their devices, be they books or paintings or serious pieces of music or whatever, become mantras, means for individuals to enter isolated states of meditation.” (FWTD, p. 213) Rabo has reached the level of awareness which enables him to see this very awareness as the essence of any life. His negative counterpart is Dwayne Hoover who reads Kilgore Trout’s science fiction novel Now It Can Be Told and “learns” from it that he is the only creature in the Universe who has free will, who knows what to do next and what for; all people around him are robots who can’t feel anything and whose only purpose is to provoke his reactions, so the Creator of the Universe can watch them. Dwayne’s already disturbed mind takes this for granted and he starts to treat his fellowmen accordingly. “The Creator of the Universe would now like to apologize not only for the capricious, jostling companionship he provided during the test, but for the trashy, stinking condition of the planet itself. The Creator programmed robots to abuse it for millions of years, so it would be a poisonous, festering cheese when you got here. Also, He made sure it would be desperately crowded by programming robots, regardless of their living conditions, to crave sexual intercourse and adore infants more than almost anything.” (BC, p. 254) One cannot blame “the robots” for what they are - “And I have just named villains in my books, which are never individuals. The villains again: culture, society, and history - none of them strikingly housebroken by lithium, Thorazine, Prozac, or Tofranil.” (FWTD, p. 31)

 

VII. “I WANTED TO GET INTO MY BED AND PULL THE COVERS OVER MY HEAD. THAT WAS MY PLAN. THAT IS STILL PRETTY MUCH MY PLAN.” (DD, p. 93)

 

Deadeye Dick deals with the American (human) love for firearms. Death becomes more palpable and down-to-earth. Whole planets and galaxies don’t disappear in a moment, and the dead are not brought back to life by some new concept of time and space. In this respect the characters are more of flesh and blood, with violent and unnatural deaths of their own device closing in. All Vonnegut’s extraterrestrial metaphors remain in their imperceptible dimensions, yet the book is teeming with “Earthlings’ lethal tools”, from the collection of firearms to radioactive cement and in the long run equally deadly medicines. The main character Rudy Waltz, like all Vonnegut's heroes, grows in a family where children lack love and parental support because their parents lost interest in life, found it not worth living, divorce, drink, commit suicide... His father has a “...collection of more than three hundred guns, which encompassed almost the entire history of firearms up until 1914 or so... ...Father taught me how to fire them and handle their violent kicks, and to clean them, and to take them apart and put them back together again while blindfolded, when I was only ten years old. God bless him.” (p. 32) On Mother’s day in 1944 the family expects a very distinguished guest for lunch - the wife of the President of the United States. After the lunch she makes some polite inquiry about Rudy’s familiarity with firearms. “So father told them both that Felix and I knew more about small arms than most professional soldiers, and he said most of the things the National Rifle Associations still says about how natural and beautiful it is for Americans to have love affairs with guns... “My boys will never have a shooting accident””... (p. 64).  Researches have proved quite opposite: “…the mere presence (let alone ownership) of weapons makes people behave more rather than less belligerently, and this even when the individuals concerned were neither angry nor afraid. A weapon is, it seems, a stimulus to violence.” (Dixon 1988: 267) It took some time to prove what had been established long ago: “Weapons are instruments of bad omen: all beings, I believe, loathe them.” (Lao Tzu 1989: 40) Vonnegut confesses that he “… was maybe the best shot in my company when I was a PFC. But I wouldn’t have one of the motherfuckers in my house for anything.” (FWTD, p. 81)

     By that time Rudy has been already entrusted with the key to the gun room, out of which his father “...made such an honour and fetish... ...because he was too lazy to ever clean a gun.” (p. 63). After Mrs Roosevelt leaves, father sends Rudy up to the gun room to clean a rifle. Rudy takes the Springfield with him when he climbs the ladder up into the cupola of their house. There is some ammunition in his pocket. He loads the gun. “I could let down the hammer gently, without firing the cartridge. And then I could withdraw the bolt, which would extract the live cartridge and throw it away. But I squeezed the trigger instead.” (p. 65). Later he learns “...that Eloise Metzger, the pregnant wife of the city editor of the Bugle-Observer, George Metzger, had just been shot dead while running a vacuum cleaner in the guest room on the second floor of her home over on Harrison Avenue, about eight blocks away.” (p. 68). She felt no pain because the bullet went straight between her eyes.   

 

VIII. “WE’RE DOOMED TO REPEAT THE PAST NO MATTER WHAT.” (BB, p. 91)

 

In Bluebeard or The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian, whom we met in Breakfast of Champions, Vonnegut questions the position and role of an artist. He calls himself a “canary bird in the coal mine” (Broer 1998: 4). His duty is to warn against  the dehumanized future our rampant technology is creating. By no means an easy task - towards the end of the book Rabo wonders what will be written about him in the Big Book on Judgment Day: “Soldier: Excellent. Husband and Father: Floparro. Serious artist: Floparro.” (p. 232). And he was able to be an excellent soldier only because of his artistic skills - “The unit was composed of artists, since it was the theory of someone in the Army that we would be especially good at camouflage.” (p. 2). His job during the war is “covering the truth”. He is joking “...that half the things we hid from the enemy have to this very day never been seen again!” (p. 251). He undergoes, on a smaller scale, an absurd metamorphosis of Howard Campbell from Mother Night - “The part of me that wanted to tell the truth got turned into an expert liar! The lover in me got turned into a pornographer! The artist in me got turned into ugliness such as the world has rarely seen before. (MN, p. 133). During the war Rabo loses one eye, but that doesn’t cripple his perception of dangerous lies hidden behind the verisimilitude of his teacher’s paintings and American popular culture.

     His parents are Armenians, survivors of “...this century’s first genocide, a word which did not exist in any language then.” (p. 3). How does American culture respond to such atrocities? By camouflaging her own genocide with the film industry. An Armenian refugee could have got a job because “...just about any big-nosed person whose ancestors came from the shores of the Mediterranean or the Near East, if he could act a little, could play a rampaging Sioux or whatever. The audiences were more than satisfied.” (p. 67). “In the movies you seldom saw the babies who had done most of the heavy fighting on the ground in the war.” (p. 245). Means of communication become means of “camouflage” - “...thanks to television, we can hide a Great Depression. We may even be hiding a Third World War.” (p. 84). “As long as they did not use nuclear weapons, it appeared, nobody was going to give the right name to all the killing that had been going since the end of the Second World War, which was surely “World War Three” ”. (GL, p. 119). Children haven’t heard of “...anything that wasn’t on TV less than a week ago.” (p. 85), and most of them “...can’t afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.” (p. 92). “...knowledge was so much junk to be processed one way or another at great universities.” (p. 175).

     Rabo’s teacher, Dan Gregory, is able to reproduce anything, his pictures are “...truthful about material things, but they lied about time. ...he lacked the guts or the wisdom, or maybe just the talent, to indicate somehow that time was liquid, that one moment was no more important than any other, and that all moments quickly run away. ...life, by definition, is never still.” (p. 82). He has everything “...a painter could ever wish for, save for the ingredient he himself would have to supply: soul, soul, soul.” (p. 265). Art also is a place where necrophilism, destructive instincts, search after “cosy wombs”, and Thanatos on one side, meet joy of living, acceptance of life as a value beyond any pain, “Universal Will to Become”, and Eros on the other side. Vonnegut’s heroes, like any individual or society in modern world, are all becoming painfully aware of their schizophrenic duality, they hide behind “...a “mask”, a deliberately cultivated strategy of maintaining personal freedom by withdrawing behind some sort of protective shield, and putting another, false self forward. ...the mask may become compulsive, and hence more a threat than a safeguard to the sanity it is meant to preserve.” (Broer 1989: 7). Rabo fights his “insanity” with painting which is “...pure essence of human wonder, and wholly apart from food, from sex, from clothes, from houses, from drugs, from cars, from news, from money, from crime, from punishment, from games, from war, from peace - and surely apart from the universal human impulse among painters and plumbers alike toward inexplicable despair and self-destruction.” (p. 281).

     Rabo’s paintings, “...thanks to unforeseen chemical reactions between the sizing of my canvases and the acrylic wall-paint and colored tapes I had applied to them, all destroyed themselves.” (p. 18). This is what Vonnegut says about “outliving the smile of Mona Lisa”: “When I think of my own death, I don’t console myself with the idea that my descendants and my books and all that will live on. Anybody with any sense knows that the whole Solar System will go up like a celluloid collar by-and-by. I honestly believe, though, that we are wrong to think that moments go away, never to be seen again.” (Allen 1988: 63) In Galapagos: “...my words will be as enduring as anything my father wrote, or Shakespeare wrote, or Beethoven wrote, or Darwin wrote. It turns out that they all wrote with air on air...” (p. 233) People who bought Rabo’s paintings for a lot of money “...found themselves gazing at a blank canvas...” This blankness or void may symbolize “the essence of human wonder”, its hidden and imperceptible nature. One can think that Rabo “...failed to paint pictures of nothing after all...”, because one “...easily identifies chaos on every canvas.” Rabo answers that “...not even chaos is supposed to be there.” (p. 231). In this way he seems to fight the culture which does not only hide the truth, it produces “truths” - “...the message of our principal art forms, movies and television and political speeches and newspaper columns, for the sake of the economy, simply has to be this: War is hell, all right, but the only way a boy can become a man is in shoot-out of some kind,...” (p. 65). “I can remember thinking that war was so horrible that... ...nobody could ever be fooled by romantic pictures and fiction and history into marching to war again. Nowadays, of course, you can buy a machine gun with a plastic bayonet for your little kid at the nearest toy boutique.” (p. 140).  

 

IX. “…FAILURE IS THE NORM.” (HP, p. 27)

 

Eugene Debs Hartke, the protagonist and narrator of the novel, is born in 1940. His story is told from the year 2001, “the world hasn’t ended yet nor has Jesus returned”. Eugene’s grandfather makes him learn by heart the most famous words uttered by Eugene Debs, a socialist candidate for the Presidency of the United States who “...got more votes than has any other candidate nominated by a third party in the history of this country.” (p. 1) The words are: “While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.” (ibid.) Near the end of Eugene’s senior year in high school his father forces him to go to West Point  because he needs something to boast about in front of his neighbours. Eugene likes jazz and wants to become a journalist, but he is forced to spend fourteen years as a soldier. At the end of Vietnam war, when he is thirty-five, he is a Lieutenant Colonel. During the war he sees things like “…the severed head of a bearded old man resting on the guts of an eviscerated water buffalo…”, and hears of killing a fifteen years old boy, “…they put his little testicles and penis in his mouth as a warning to anybody else who might choose to be a sniper.” (p. 38) He himself throws a man out of a helicopter, kills with bare hands or a meter of piano wire, and “…pitched a grenade into the mouth of a tunnel…, and killed a woman, her mother, and her baby hiding from helicopter gunships… (p. 209) Eugene would gladly die in the World War II, which appears meaningful from Vietnam, where he is only “…trying to get a big audience for the Government on TV by killing real people with live ammunition, something the other advertisers were not free to do.” (p. 48) During and after the war soldiers become an object of ridicule in academic communities, “…even though a major part of Harvard’s and MITs income came from research and development having to do with new weaponry.” (p. 131)

     His more alert inferiors are amazed that he never uses profanity. He follows his grandfather’s advice - “...profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.” (p. 3). Neither does the book contain any dirty words, “...except for “hell” and “God”, in case someone is fearing that an innocent child might see 1.” So the end of Vietnam War is referred to as the time “when the excrement hit the air-conditioning” (p. 3), and his father, who sends him to West Point, is “...as full of excrement as a Christmas turkey...” (p. 2) This time Vonnegut takes no chances - he wants to be taken seriously when measuring damage done by a four-letter word and that by “...a white-phosphorus barrage or a napalm air strike on a returning Jesus Christ.” (p. 2) “…the most important message of a crucifix, …, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority. (p. 157) His books were once banned and even burned as obscene, because he wrote things as “Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker.” (SF, p. 29) Although the word perfectly fits the occasion, because it “...was still a novelty in the speech of white people in 1944. It was fresh and astonishing to Billy, who had never fucked anybody - and it did its job. It woke him up and got him off the road.” Four-letter words have since then penetrated almost all discourses and thus lost their original power, so one can easily shock people by avoiding them -  in Vietnam Eugene gets the nickname Preacher. Yet their function of being dirty in olden times remains indisputable. Vonnegut suspected, when he was in grammar school, that “...warnings about words that nice people never used were in fact lessons in how to keep our mouths shut not just about our bodies, but about many, many things - perhaps too many things.” (PS, p. 210) And of what possible use could be shutting our mouths about our bodies, since “...the inclusion of once-taboo words into ordinary conversation is a good thing, since women and children are now free to discuss their bodies without shame, and so to take care of themselves more intelligently.” (BB, p. 159) In one of his essays  Vonnegut wonders why Queen Victoria should have been so offended and pained by any mention of bodily functions, and concludes that hearing such words made her feel that “...her power to intimidate was being attacked ever so slightly, far, far from its centre, ...way out on the edge. She created arbitrary rules for that outermost edge to warn her of the approach of anyone so crude, so rash as to bring to her attention the suffering of the Irish, or the cruelties of the factory system, or the privileges of the nobility, or the approach of a world war,... If she would not even acknowledge that human beings sometimes farted, how could she be expected to hear without swooning of these other things? (PS, p. 214)

     After the war Eugene meets his former commanding officer who is now President of Tarkington College. He offers him a teaching job which he accepted. The students at Tarkington are learning-disabled or have some other problems. Eugene starts to teach Physics. He lives with his wife and mother-in-law, both will eventually lose their sanity. Not far from the College with 300 students is a prison with 10,000 inmates. In 1991 After fifteen years of service Tarkington College fires Eugene who is fifty-one at the time. He believes they themselves don’t know why, but he knows it is because he has “…ugly, personal knowledge of the disgrace that was the Vietnam War.” (p. 82) He has “…wobbled the student’s faith in the intelligence and decency of their country’s leadership…” (p. 203)  He gets a new job at the prison across the lake where he even starts a literacy program. The prison has been bought by the Japanese, they are able to cut down the costs of “the punishing industry”. All prisoners cut loose during the escape organized from the outside. They call themselves “Freedom Fighters”, attack the people in the valley, and take some hostages. Eugene has nothing to do with it, but he enjoys certain privileges because the prisoners need his advice, he is treated as “…a harmless old fool with wisdom” (p. 224), and  can move freely among them, yet cannot leave them. Meantime his insane wife and mother-in-law are taken to “laughing academy”. After the order is restored, he is accused of masterminding the prison break.              

     At the beginning of Hocus Pocus we learn about a man who spent his last three years trying to invent a perpetual-motion machine. He made nineteen machines and after a hundred years ten most beguiling were put on permanent exhibit in a school to demonstrate “...not only how quickly anything on Earth runs down without steady infusions of energy. They reminded us, too, of the craftsmanship no longer practised...” They were put “...underneath a sign whose words can surely be applied to this whole ruined planet nowadays: THE COMPLICATED FUTILITY OF IGNORANCE.” (p. 11).

     Hocus Pocus seems to be Vonnegut’s blackest novel, especially if we fail to understand “...the role of pessimism in the psychological plot central to this novel and to Vonnegut’s career as a whole.” (Broer 1989: 179). The protagonist, Eugene Debs Hartke, differs considerably from his predecessors such as Billy Pilgrim, who “...tried hard to care” (SF, p. 44) and says in the middle of the battle: “You guys go on without me. I’m all right.” (SF, p. 38); or Rudy Waltz, who thinks he is “a defective human being, and... ...shouldn’t even be on this planet anymore.” (DD, p. 80), and that he is homosexual, but he can’t be sure since he hasn’t made love to anyone (DD, p. 99), so he concludes that the best thing for him and those around him is “...to want nothing, to be enthusiastic about nothing, to be as unmotivated as possible...” so that he would never again hurt anyone. (DD, p. 110). Eugene’s environment has undergone some dramatic changes for worse, “the enormous forces” that play with Billy Pilgrim multiply and lose no strength - wars become more cruel, the protagonist confesses he has killed with bare hands, prisons are crowded, AIDS spreads, water supplies are full of atomic wastes, people, who are “…1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are.” (p. 40) are “…killing the planet with the by-products of their own ingenuity.” (p. 7), calves raised for veal “…scarcely out of the womb, were put in cages so cramped that they could hardly move, to make their muscles nice and tender. …their throats were cut, and they had never run or jumped or made friends, or done anything that might have made life a worthwhile experience.” (p. 257)  and “…the two principal currencies of the planet were the Yen and fellatio.” (p. 93), yet he doesn’t give in to “Tralfamadorian philosophy” in order to avoid pain.

“The biggest character in Hocus Pocus (excluding myself, of course) is imperialism, the capture of others societies’ land and people and treasure by means of state-of-the-art wounding and killing machines, which is to say armies and navies.” (FWTD p. 129)

 

 

X. “WE WERE INTERCHANGEABLE PARTS IN THE AMERICAN MACHINE.” (SL, p. 7)

 

For his novel Slapstick or Lonesome no more! Vonnegut says that it is the closest he will ever come to writing an autobiography. “It is about what life feels like to me.” (p. 1) It feels like the slapstick film comedies of Laurel and Hardy where people “...never failed to bargain in good faith with their destinies... Love was never at issue. And, perhaps because I was so perpetually intoxicated and instructed by Laurel and Hardy during my childhood in the Great Depression, I find it natural to discuss life without ever mentioning love. It does not seem important to me.” (p. 2) Does one speak this way after a divorce, or after seeing through the vanity of so-called romantic love? Is it embitterment or a search for love on a new level? “I cannot distinguish between the love I have for people and the love I have for dogs.” (p. 2)

     Vonnegut also believes a romance is likely to obscure the more important issues of a novel. The main “character” in Slapstick is loneliness which can be in no way cured by falling in love, on contrary, it can even be counterproductive: “Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go looking for it, and I think it can often be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, “Please - a little less love, and a little more common decency.” (p. 3)

     The cure for loneliness could be found only within a large family, but since the extended family of the past fell apart and the nuclear family can’t provide its members with enough relatives, the new artificial extended family must be devised. Vonnegut’s family tradition was “...permanently crippled, ... , by the sudden American hatred for all things German which unsheathed itself when this country entered the First World War... (p. 6) “This is a lonesome society that’s been fragmented by the factory system. People have to move from here to there as jobs move, as prosperity leaves one area and appears somewhere else.” (Allen 1988: 79) Only a few communities were able to retain their distinctive characters, their “soul”, Vonnegut’s hometown wasn’t among them: “...Indianapolis, which had once had a way of speaking English all its own, and jokes and legends and poets and villains and heroes all its own, and galleries for its own artists, had itself become an interchangeable part in the American machine. It was just another someplace where automobiles lived, with a symphony orchestra and all.” (p. 7)

     More than 2000 years before the progress took its rapid course and  machines started to standardize our planet, Lao Tzu wrote:

     “A country shall be small

      an its populace small in number.

      Implements that multiply men’s strength

      shall not be used.

      People are to take death seriously

      and shall not travel far away.

      Even though there be ships and carriages

      no-one shall travel in them.

     

      Neighbouring countries may be within eyesight

      so that one can hear the cocks crow and the dogs bark

      on either side.

      And yet shall people die at great age

      without travelled hither and thither.”

     

      (Lao Tzu 1989: 64)

 

     Could it be that things worth knowing have always been known and forgotten? Could it be that the search after great new truths is not only unproductive but downright destructive? Vonnegut often admits ironically that history teaches nothing: “If our descendants don’t study our times closely, they will find that they have again exhausted the planet’s fossil fuels, that they have again died by the millions of influenza and the Green Death, that the sky has again been turned yellow by the propellants for underarm deodorants, that they have again elected a senile President two meters tall, and that they are yet again the intellectual and spiritual inferiors of teeny-weeny Chinese.” (p. 226)

     Lao Tzu’s compatriots in Slapstick fight overpopulation by miniaturizing their children. They create millions of geniuses “...by teaching pairs or small groups of congenial, telepathically compatible specialists to think as single minds.  ...The Chinese got the idea from the American and European scientists who put their heads together... ...to create an atomic bomb.” (p. 95) They send “...an expedition to Machu Picchu - to recover, if they could, certain lost secrets of the Incas. (p. 146). They believe our “...civilization, so called, is much to primitive...” (p. 149) to understand how their science works. Despite their superior knowledge, they fail to put it to use without negative side-effects: “The Green Death, ... , was caused by microscopic Chinese, who were peace-loving and meant no one any harm. They were nonetheless invariably fatal to normal-sized human beings when inhaled or ingested.” (p. 234)

     The novel’s main characters are dizygotic twins Wilbur and Eliza,  they are so ugly that their parents are ashamed of them. They are believed to be idiots, and die before they are fourteen. Their parents are rich but in no other way exceptional. They get rid of their children by providing a separate, well-furnished home and servants for them. Their “...response is humane.” (p. 29)  

     The twins are in fact geniuses when working together, but their environment makes them cultivate idiocy: “...all the information we received about the planet we were on indicated that idiots were lovely things to be.” (p. 40) The house they live in has a hidden mansion crammed with books. The twins discover it, and learn French, German, Italian, Latin and ancient Greek by the time they are seven. They never display their intelligence in public: “We thought of it as being simply one more example of our freakishness, like our extra nipples and fingers and toes. And we may have been right at that. You know?” (p. 42)

     On their fifteenth birthday they are, as usually, visited by their parents, who want them to hurry up and die. While the twins are eavesdropping, mother confesses in an outburst that she hates her children. She says she would give anything “...for the faintest sign of intelligence, the merest flicker of humanness in the eyes of either twin.” (p. 69) The twins are glad to comply not knowing this will end their happy childhood. They inspire no respect nor love. They are given “quickie education” by “...a human being who is tremendously respected by the adult world, …that person is actually a malicious lunatic.” (p. 90) This lunatic is a Dr. Cordelia Swain Cordiner who is to decide their destiny. After testing the twins separately, she concludes that “...Eliza would probably never learn to read or write...” and that if Wilbur “...were separated from his sister,... he could become a fillingstation attendant or a janitor in a village school.” (p. 95) Wilbur is sent to a school for severely disturbed children, and Eliza to an institution for the feeble-minded. She manages to come out at the time when her brother is in his first year in medical school. They are reunited but can never fully recover. Eliza dies embittered while Wilbur is to become President of the United States. Their idea of all-inclusive artificial extended families is put to use by Wilbur: “An ideal extended family... ...should give proportional representation to all sorts of Americans, according to their numbers. The creation of ten thousand such families, say, would provide America with ten thousand parliaments, so to speak, which would discuss sincerely and expertly what only a few hypocrites now discuss with passion, which is the welfare of all mankind.” (p. 157)  While families are being created by issuing every citizen a middle name, the nation disintegrates. The president himself becomes the King of New York. Families are engaged in constant battles, but this sort of fighting is far from massacres of the past. Life is no longer regulated by machinery and indifferent institutions.

      During this revolution the electronic device is invented which enables communicating with the dead. Afterlife offers little consolation. The voices from “Paradise” sound “...as the other end of a telephone call on a rainy autumn day - to a badly run turkey farm.” (p. 231) Wilbur speaks to his deceased sister, who urges him to join her: “...we are bored stiff. Whoever designed this place knew nothing about human beings. ...This is forever! Where you are now is just nothing in terms of time! It’s a joke! Blow your brains out as quick as you can.” (p. 234) So once again Vonnegut’s exaggerated concepts of space, time and other dimensions lose significance and boil down to seemingly smaller yet more pressing problems humanity is facing. And no matter how clumsy people may be, it is still better for people to solve these problems themselves than to turn the task over to machines. “Yes, and I found the hospitality of my mind to fantasy pleasantly increased as machinery died and communications from the outside world became more and more vague.” (p. 145)

 

XI. “HOW TO LOVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO USE?” (GBY, p. 183)

 

 “A SUM OF MONEY is a leading character in this tale about people,...” (p. 7), says the author in the beginning of the book. Human existence narrows down to “have or not to have”. The sum of money is the Rosewater charitable and cultural  foundation, formed to avoid taxes and other predators outside the family. It is a sort of dead and utterly indifferent deity around which the lives of the characters revolve. It reminds me of the money tree from Trout’s book: “It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves. Its flowers were government bonds. Its fruit was diamonds. It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.” (SF, p. 112) This fortune was formed during the Civil War by Noah Rosewater who “...hired a village idiot to fight in his place, converted the saw factory to the manufacture of swords and bayonets, converted the farm to the raising of hogs. Abraham Lincoln declared that no amount of money was too much to pay for the restoration of the Union, so Noah priced his merchandise in scale with the national tragedy. And he made this discovery: Government objections to the price or quality of his wares could be vaporized with bribes that were pitifully small.” (p. 11)  Thus was “...humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for commiting crimes against which no laws had been passed. (p. 12)

     The president of the Foundation is forty-six years old Eliot, the son of Senator Rosewater. He is extravagant  (too rich too be crazy), and Norman Mushari, the lawyer working for the Foundation, tries to declare Eliot legally insane and thus profit from the transaction of the money to Eliot’s cousins, in which “...there is a magic moment during which a man has surrendered a treasure, and during which the man who is due to receive it has not yet done so. An alert lawyer will make that moment his own, possessing the treasure for a magic microsecond...” (p. 9)

     Eliot deserved the label of insanity by his uncritical love for everybody. He doesn’t dissipate the fortune - his gifts are very small. His charity consists of listening to others’ problems and giving them friendly advice. His clients are the people tormented by  the stigma of uselessness, their county has been ruined because of the foundation’s profits - they have been “raped and accused of prostitution”. Yet Eliot’s behaviour saddens his father, who is a senator, and drives his wife crazy. Her disease is called “Samaritrophia” - “hysterical indifference to the troubles of those less fortunate than oneself.” (p. 41), “...a disease, and a violent one, too, when it attacks those exceedingly rare individuals who reach biological maturity still loving and wanting to help their fellow men.” (p. 43) So the doctor treating her has to decide “...how much guilt and pity Mrs. Z might safely be allowed to feel!” (ibid.) Before doing this, he investigates normality and “...was bound to conclude that a normal person, functioning well on the upper levels of a prosperous, industrialized society, can hardly hear his conscience at all.” (p. 43)

     Eliot shares some traits with Rudy Waltz, the protagonist of Deadeye Dick. They have both killed by mistake and are  conscience-stricken, yet Rudy remains completely paralysed, whereas Eliot is still able to act, though only through offering uncritical love. His environment considers this as insane, since the society based on materialism isn’t able to recognize an individual as such. His or her position, role and relationships are necessarily determined to a large extend by his wealth, often amassed by everything but honest and hard work. The minor character, the fisherman Harry Pena, protrudes from this system enslavement. His profession is an ancient one and appears noble amidst poor people without work, underpaid workers, rich people doing nothing and those doing useless work (senators and insurance agents). Yet he represents a species soon to be extinct.  

     As it can be understood from the satirizing description of the world where everybody is made equal by impediments in The Sirens of Titan, Vonnegut considers the idea futile. The problem is the guilt and shame imposed on the underprivileged. The problem is ..How to love people who have no use?” (p.183) According to Vonnegut this problem is solved only by volunteer fire departments, “...the only examples of enthusiastic unselfishness to be seen in this land.” “There we have people treasuring people as people.” (p. 184) 

 

 

XII. “UNSPECIFIED REPAIRS WERE TO BE MADE AT SOME FUTURE TIME” (JB, p. 140)

 

Jailbird is another piece of Vonnegut’s “characterless autobiographical fiction” - “We were, if I may be forgiven, farts in a windstorm... (p. 131) It deals, among other things, with the protagonist’s “juvenile” conviction “...that a rich man should have some understanding of the place from which his riches came.” (p. xxiii) Walter’s socialist beliefs are derived from the Sermon on the Mount. Innocent and naive, they undergo some slight modifications to reach the conclusion that jail is one of quite acceptable places for an honest person to be in, or even comfortable and secure - when he leaves prison he says that he “...was going out into the Free Enterprise System again. Here I was cut loose from the protection and nurture of the federal government again.” (p. 68) So The Free Enterprise System is not necessarily as free as its name may suggest. Almost every part of it that we encounter in the book is “a subsidiary of The RAMJAC Corporation”. Amidst the big business it is impossible to establish who pulls the strings. When Walter leaves prison and gets a lift from a driver of a limousine he notices a toy steering wheel in front of him. It was there because the driver’s little son enjoys pretending to be steering the limousine with it. The driver says that “...the President of the United States ought to be given a wheel like that at his inauguration, to remind him and everybody else that all he could do was pretend to steer.” (p. 89) Has the omnipresent and omnipotent RAMJAC Corporation any rivals at all? Of course - it doesn’t own everything in the counntry, the corporation owns “...only 19 percent of it, not even one-fifth.” (p. 230) and is even “...outbid by a South Korean religious cult. (p. 88) Most probably the cult in question is the same we meet in Hocus Pocus: “…Niagara Power and Light Company, which was owned by the Unification Church, Korean Evangelical Association…” The cult is already operating in Slovenia, the detailed description of its “ends and means” can be found in Steven Hassan’s book Combatting Cult Mind Control (Park Street Press, 1988).  Those in charge are apparently enormous corporations and New Testament gives way to destructive cults (“...fake Hindu imbeciles in saffron robes...” p. 130), both working under the supervision of the Free Enterprise System which is “...a thoughtless weather system - and nothing more.” (p. 231) The author concludes that “...every successful government is of necessity a Ponzy scheme. It accepts enormous loans that can never be repaid. (p. 51) He feels that “...there was something silly and not quite gentlemanly about private industry.” (p. 72)

     The poor in spirit, all who mourned, the meek, those who hungered for righteousness, the merciful, the pure in heart, the peacemakers, and those who were persecuted for righteousness’ sake” have to wait patiently or become like Walter’s fellow inmate Larkin who “...had so opened himself to the consolations of religion that he had become an imbecile.” (p. 35) He quotes the Bible to Walter: “Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.” Walter replies “That Jesus may have said that,... but it is so unlike most of what else He said that I have to conclude that He was slightly crazy that day.” (p. 38)    

     The story suggests that ideology can’t be followed strictly without negating its very fundamental principles, that this need not necessarily be an anomaly but its inherent element - “The most important thing they teach at Harvard, ... , is that a man can obey every law and still be the worst criminal of his time.” (p. 75) The paradise may lay just around the corner but it is a sin or crime to do anything in order to get any closer: “Yes - Kilgore Trout is back again. He could not make it on the outside. That is no disgrace. A lot of good people can’t make it on the outside.” (JB, the very beginning) The novel “naively” juxtaposes communism and the Sermon on the Mount. “What could be so repulsive after all, during the Great Depression, especially, and with yet another war for natural wealth and markets coming, in a young man’s belief that each person could work as well as he or she was able, and should be rewarded, sick or well, young or old, brave or frightened, talented or imbecilic, according to his or her simple needs?” (p. 13) Since Marx admits he can’t categorize “simple needs” and luxury (or greed), Jesus didn’t bother to do it scientifically.

     The novel starts with “a 10 percent cut in pay” which led to the Cuyahoga Massacre. The workers on strike were shot at - “...honor had been served and justice had been done.” (p. xxxvii) Two leaders of the workers, Sacco and Vanzetti, were framed and died “...in the same electric chair, the invention of a dentist.” (p. xxxix)

      The protagonist, Walter F. Starbuck, is the only son of an immigrant couple - his mother is a Lithuanian cook, his father a Polish chauffeur. The kind of people that are probably mentioned in the Sermon on the Mount, yet America doesn’t prove to be the Promised Land. They both work for Daniel McCone, the owner of the Cuyahoga Bridge and Iron Company, the man responsible for the death of thirteen of his workers who wouldn’t accept a 10 percent cut in pay and were shot at by police and soldiers. After the massacre his grown-up son discovers that his once almost imperceptible stammer has become so bad that he can’t speak at all. He makes only one friendship - with the son of his cook and his chauffeur. Walter thus spends his childhood and youth playing chess with the man who has promised to send him to Harvard someday. This happens in 1931, seven years later he gets a job in the federal government. As a civilian employee of the Defence Department overseeing the feeding and housing of international delegations to the War Crimes Trials in Nuremberg he meets Ruth, a listless polyglot survivor from a concentration camp, and marries her in 1946. She never fully recovers and says that people “...are a disease, ... , which had evolved on one tiny cinder in the universe, but could spread and spread.” (p. 23), and that Nazis understood God perfectly and knew how to make Him stay away. Years later she gives a toast one Christmas Eve: “Here’s to God Almighty, the laziest man in town.” (p. 30) In 1953 he loses his job and after seven years starts to work for Nixon’s administration. He is Richard M. Nixon’s special advisor on youth affairs who “...might as well have simply sent the same telegram each week to limbo. It would have said this: YOUNG PEOPLE STILL REFUSE TO SEE THE OBVIOUS IMPOSSIBILITY OF WORLD DISARMAMENT AND ECONOMIC EQUALITY. COULD BE FAULT OF NEW TESTAMENT (QUOD VIDE).” (p. 15) In 1975 he is sent to prison for his “...own preposterous contributions to the American political scandals known collectively as Watergate.” (p. 2) He is released in 1977. He has a degree in the liberal arts and “Doctor of Mixology degree” - during his prison term he has taken a correspondence course in bartending. On the first day of freedom he runs into an old friend whom he ruined in 1949 by testifying against him, and, at the same moment, into a shopping-bag lady who proves to be the remains of the girl he slept with during his senior year at Harvard - Mary Kathleen O’Looney “...while still squiring the virginal Sarah Wyatt to parties...” (p. 137) “I already knew that I would abandon Mary Kathleen at the end of the academic year. I would write her a few love letters and then fall silent after that. She was too low class.” (p. 167) Neither of then bear any resentment against him. Mary has been given some shock treatments which “...blasted all her memories from Nineteen-hundred and Thirty-five until Nineteen-hundred and Fifty-five. That would explain why she thought she could still trust me now.” (p. 156) She is in fact Mrs. Jack Graham, the majority stockholder in The RAMJAC Corporation. Her wealth forces her to live in disguise. She has not been seen in public for five years and proves her identity by fingerprinting herself on the spot. “Whoever got her hands could pickle them and throw away the rest of her, and control The RAMJAC Corporation with just her fingertips.” (p. 153)  Shortly afterwards Walter is mistaken for a criminal and arrested. Mary promises she will rescue him. He hasn’t caught what she said about her position and is unaware of her enormous power. Mary is still an idealist and would do absolutely anything to “...improve the condition of the working class.” (p. 138), yet she doesn’t “...see anybody being kind to anybody anymore.” Walter, on the other hand, encounters “...almost nothing but kindness since leaving prison.” During their brief meeting he tells her so. She wants “...to know about individual acts of kindness toward me, to have it confirmed that Americans could still be good-hearted.” (p. 160) He tells her the names of all the people who have been kind to him during last two days. Walter is later surprised when the toughest attorney in New York gets him “...out of the police station and into a waiting limousine before you could say, Habeas corpus!” (p. 190) Two of the people whom he has mentioned to Mary as “individual acts of kindness” are already in the car. All of them are given leading posts in The RAMJAC Corporation. Mary dies soon afterwards - she is sideswiped by a cab, she dies as a kind of modern Jesus - “There was a very good chance that Mary Kathleen had been creamed by one of her own taxicabs.” (p. 215)  She wants to “...leave The RAMJAC Corporation to its rightful owners, the American people.” (p. 219) After her death Walter extends the life of RAMJAC by two years, but then the truth accidentally comes to light and he must go to prison again, this time for unlawfully concealing a will. Mary’s scheme for a peaceful economic revolution doesn’t work because “...the federal government was wholly unprepared to operate all the businesses of RAMJAC on behalf of the people.; those businesses “...were as indifferent to the needs of the people as, say, thunderstorms... The businesses of RAMJAC, by their very nature, were as unaffected by the joys and tragedies of human beings as the rain that fell on the night that Madeiros and Sacco and Vanzetti died in an electric chair. It would have rained anyway.” (p. 231) The vast fortune vanishes rapidly: “Foreigners and criminals and other endlessly greedy conglomerates were gobbling up RAMJAC. Mary Kathleen’s legacy to the people was being converted to mountains of rapidly deteriorating currency, which were being squandered in turn on a huge new bureaucracy and on legal fees and consultants fees, and on and on.” (p. 238)   

 

XIII. “WHAT THE TELEPHONE COMPANY HATH JOINED TOGETHER, LET NO MAN PUT ASUNDER.” (GL, p. 75)

 

Galapagos begins with “the Nature Cruise of the Century” in 1986. The Cruise starts in Ecuador. Those waiting to embark the ship Bahia de Darwin know little that the proper names for their trip and the ship would be “The Nature’s Cruise of the Millennium” and “A Second Noah’s Ark” (p. 13). They will soon disqualify the Darwin’s theory “...of how to identify success or failure...” (p. 20) Their ship is cut adrift and by chance reaches one of the Galapagos islands. The rest of humanity dies out, so they are to become the ancestors of “modern” mankind in a million years from the time of a world-wide financial crisis (1986). During this time human brains decrease to their “normal” size and people are no longer “...diverted from the main business of life by hobgoblins of opinions...” (p. 22) The ten passengers are: Hisako - a pregnant wife of a Japanese computer genius, Selena -  the blind eighteen year old daughter of an American financier, Mary Hepburn - fifty-one year old American widow, six native girls from the tribe Kanka-bonos, and Adolf von Kleist - the captain of the ship. The ship is haunted by the ghost of the narrator - Leon Trout, the son of the “famous” science fiction writer Kilgore Trout. Kilgore wrote a novel about a planet “...where the humanoids ignored their most serious survival problems until the last possible moment.” After they ruined the planet they “...found themselves the parents of children with wings or antlers or fins, with a hundred eyes, with no eyes, with huge brains, with no brains,... These were Nature’s experiments with creatures which might, ..., be better planetary citizens than the humanoids.” (p. 71)  Leon died while welding the ship in Sweden. Now, with “all the time in the world” and the supernatural perception pertaining to ghosts, he wants to solve the puzzle called human beings, but is running out of time. The ghost of his father urges him to join him through the blue tunnel to afterlife and leave the planet which “...when viewed from the air now resembles the diseased organs of poor Roy Hepburn when exposed at his autopsy, and that the apparent cancers, growing for the sake of growth alone, and consuming all and poisoning all, are the cities of your beloved human beings.” He reminds Leon that people “...have made such a botch of things that they can no longer imagine decent lives for their own grandchildren...” and are led, like Bahia de Darwin, “...by captains who have no charts or compasses, and who deal from minute to minute with no problem more substantial than how to protect their self-esteem.” (p. 204) Leon decides to join his father, but in the last moment hears Mary’s cry “Land ho!” from the ship’s crow nest, and changes his mind. The land is one of the Galapagos Islands. As luck would have it, the ship’s crew are the only people on the planet that survived on the island Santa Rosalia, “...for their first few years there, they would raise perfect hell with the fragile habitat. Just in the nick of time, they realized that it was their own habitat they were wrecking - that they weren’t merely visitors.” (p. 85) The rest of humanity starts to die out because of a new disease - “Some new creature, invisible to the naked eye, was eating up all the eggs in human ovaries... (p. 132)  The captain and the native girls are to become the Adam and Eves of “modern” humanity. Hisako’s husband and Selena’s father don’t live long enough to “...face the ultimate Darwinian test of strength and wiliness.” (p. 24) and find out whether “...females always try to pick the biggest ones...” (p. 91) At the time of the cruise Ecuador is bankrupt, it doesn’t have enough topsoil to feed its inhabitants, so “...the people were beginning to starve to death. Business was business.” (p. 26) The world market is crushed, the money has lost its value. “And this famine was as purely a product of oversize brains as Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.” (p. 27) Peru declares war on Ecuador, saying that the Galapagos Islands are rightfully Peru’s. An explosion “...snapped the white nylon umbilical cord which tied the future of humankind to the mainland.” (p. 173) The Bahia de Darwin is suddenly adrift with the incompetent captain at her bridge, she has become Noah’s Ark, “...carrying the genes of her captain and seven of her ten passengers westward on an adventure which has lasted one million years so far. (p. 177) The ship reaches Santa Rosalia. The captain switches off the engines which will for some reason never start again. When, ten years after, the ship sinks due to an accumulation of rainwater and seawater in her stern, Mary, who is beyond childbearing age, begins “...her artificial insemination programme.” She wonders “...if the sperm which the Captain squirted into her about twice a month could be transferred to a fertile woman somehow... (p. 212) She “...dips her right index finger into herself and then into an eighteen-year-old Kanka-bono woman, making her pregnant.” (ibid.) Hisako has given birth to the furry daughter Akiko, her fur in a long term proves to be a valuable genetic contribution to new humanity. The island has a water supply - a spring at the base of the crater, which is “...quite steady, and had been for thousands of years before the colonist got there...” (p. 216). The Captain becomes very bored and spends most of his time near this spring, behaving almost as if he owned it. Fortunately there are no tools on the island. “If the Captain had had any decent tools on Santa Rosalia, ... ,he surely would have found a way, in the name of science and progress, to clog the spring, or to cause it to vomit the entire contents of the crater in only a week or two.” (p. 217) “The more people have sharp implements, the more house and state tumble into destruction.” (Lao Tzu 1989: 52) The first baby born on the island is male. Akiko names him Kamikaze. They become the venerated patriarch and matriarch of the all-inclusive family, which comes into being when the last of the old colonists dies. The culture is provided by the Kanka-bono girls

     The book deals with the question whether “...the human brain was the most admirable survival device yet produced by evolution.” (p. 29) At the first stop of the cruise, Galapagos, we meet a “flightless cormorant”, the bird which has very small wings, because “...along the line of evolution, the ancestors of such a bird must have begun to doubt the value of their wings, just as, in 1986, human beings were beginning to question seriously the desirability of big brains.” (p. 35) The galloping technology acquires new significance: “About that mystifying enthusiasm a million years ago for turning over as many human activities as possible to machinery: What could that have been but yet another acknowledgement by people that their brains were no damn good?” (p. 38) The main villain of the story is human brain. Science has found out that our brains made a disproportional jump in evolution so “...every adult human being back then had a brain weighing about three kilogrammes! There was no end to the evil schemes that a thought machine that oversized couldn’t imagine and execute.

So I raise this question, although there is nobody around to answer it: Can it be doubted that three-kilogramme brains were once nearly fatal defects in the evolution of the human race?” (p. 16) “The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in this particular universe, in my opinion. I’d like to live with alligators, think like an alligator.” (Allen 1988: 81) “Why so many of us a million years ago purposely knocked out major chunks of our brains with alcohol from time to time remains an interesting mystery. It may be that we were trying to give evolution a shove in the right direction - in the direction of smaller brains.” (p. 168)

     Galapagos suggests that while we believed that only the fittest of the fittest will survive “we had our chance but we blew it”. Our disrespect for life has been certainly backed up by the unwritten law: “Monster fuck-ups engineered by your own government are not to be treated with disrespect until the damage done is absolutely unforgivable, incomprehensible, and beyond repair.” (FWTD, p. 189)

In Fates Worse than Death Vonnegut enumerates seemingly simple precepts required for our survival:  

“1. Reduce and stabilize your population.

 2. Stop poisoning the air, the water, and the topsoil.

 3. Stop preparing for war and start dealing with your real   problems.

 4. Teach your kids, and yourselves, too, while you’re at it, how to inhabit a small   planet without helping to kill it.

 5. Stop thinking science can fix anything if you give it a trillion dollars.

 6. Stop thinking your grandchildren will be OK no matter how wasteful or  destructive you may be, since they can go to a nice new planet on a spaceship. That  is really mean and stupid.

 7. And so on. Or else.” (FWTD, p.112)

     Nature has taken less predictable course. In Slapstick we can witness a nation disintegrating (or maybe better - re-integrating) into families. Nations have proved dysfunctional and destructive, so humanity, unadjusted to the artificial environment of its own device, has had to step back on the ladder of cultural evolution. It had to try a “new” pattern, knowing that “...culture isn’t a rational invention; that there are thousands of other cultures and they all work pretty well; that all cultures function on faith rather than truth; that there are lots of alternatives to our own society.” (WFG, p. 276) 

     Vonnegut’s villains “...are never individuals. The Villains again: culture, society, and history - none of them strikingly housebroken by lithium, Thorazine, Prozac, or Tofranil.”  (FWTD, p. 31) But a mere cultural adjustment to the increasingly artificial environment is no longer enough for our survival. “...as a consequence of cultural evolution achieving greater changes in a hundred years than genetic evolution had in millions of years we have created an environment with which our biological make-up is inadequate to deal.” (Dixon 1988: 11) In Galapagos humanity as a species biologically adjust to the effects of our cultural evolution by stepping all the way back to “Eden”, back to the state of innocence. It seems that is the only strategy for survival left, because “...the Law of Natural Selection was powerless to respond to such new technologies...” No woman is able “...to give birth to a baby who was fireproof, bomb-proof, or bullet-proof.“ (p. 120) On the other hand wars have proved to be good for absolutely nothing: “Babies were always so plentiful that serious efforts to reduce the population by means of violence were doomed to failure.” (p. 188)

     The narrator is a ghost and thus able to view the world from a distant future - “One million years ago, back in A.D. 1986,... Nature  has in a million years taken care of our survival and our “...arms have become flippers in which the hand bones are almost entirely imprisoned and immobilized. Each flipper is studded with five purely ornamental nubbins, attractive to members of the opposite sex at mating time. These are in fact the tips of four suppressed fingers and a thumb. Those parts of people’s brains which used to control their hands, moreover, simply don’t exist any more, and human skulls are now much more streamlined on that account. The more streamlined the skull, the more successful the fisher person.” (p. 150)  Maladjustments due to oversized brains are numerous: “Of what possible use was such emotional volatility, not to say craziness, in the heads of animals who were supposed to stay together long enough, at least, to raise a human child, which took about fourteen years or so?” (p. 59) “Those who did reproduce a lot, ... , commonly made psychological cripples of their own children.” (p. 67)

     After human brain has in a million years of evolution shrunk to a functional size, human males reach sexual prime at the age of six. “Nobody nowadays, I must say, expects to be rescued from anything, once he or she is more than nine months old. That’s how long human childhood lasts nowadays. (p. 101) “Thanks to sharks and killer whales, problems connected with ageing are unimaginable in the present day.” (p. 229) We have traded our questionable humanity for survival. “Nobody, surely, is going to write Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony - or tell a lie, or start a Third World War.” (p. 208) Natural selection has given priority to “the most efficient fisherfolk” instead to “the most ferocious strugglers.” (p. 149) It has favoured a creature who is “...content to pass its time on earth as a food gatherer, to shun the experiments with unlimited greed and ambition performed by humankind.” (p. 150) “The loose end” of the book (or our evolution) doesn’t say much about the remaining qualities which could set us apart from animals. If it is a soul then we have retained “...the part of you that knows when your brain isn’t working right.” (p. 43) We are no longer “...an unstoppable glacier made of hot meat, which ate up everything in sight then made love, and then doubled in size again.” (FWTD, p.185); no longer in a position to decree “...that no plant or animal would be tolerated which was not tamed and edible by humankind.” (p. 179) But we preserved a rudimentary sense of humour: “If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.” (p. 165)


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