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Top Ten Least Popular Attractions at Walt Disney World &
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walt Disney
World
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TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR ATTRACTIONS AT WALT DISNEY WORLD!

10. The Raw Sewage Flume
 9. Oprah Mountain
 8. Moses Malone's Enchanted Laundry Hamper
 7. Parade of Short Actors in Stifling Animal Suits
 6. Pegleg Pete's Prison Shower Room
 5. Muggyland
 4. Hall of Vice Presidents
 3. Walt Walk-In Freezer and Crypt
 2. Turn The Hose On Lady and The Tramp
 1. Peter Pan's All Male Cinema

And then there's.......

TOP TEN THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU KICKED OUT OF WALT DISNEY WORLD!

10. Driving down Main Street U.S.A. with Bambi's mother strapped to your fender.
 9. Dumping medical waster into Sleeping Beauty's Moat
 8. Boarding the monorail and announcing you're Bernie Goetz (A New York City  
    joke)
 7. Taunting the guy in the Pluto costume for not being able to get a better job
 6. Declaring loudly, "I do believe in Tinkerbell" in the men's room
 5. Going after Chip and Dale with a weed whacker
 4. After biting into a snack bar sandwich saying, "I taste mouse"
 3. Taking a leak in the Enchanted Forest
 2. Parading around in "Home of the Matterhorn" underwear
 1. Bringing your own mouse suit.