================================================================== "The Lion King" Haikus Written by Jason Knight (jdk10@po.cwru.edu) Copyright: 1996. Author's note: The rather sudden explosion of fan-poetry has inspired me to write some Haikus. Hope you like 'em. To keep fights from breaking out over who's better than whom, I'm putting these in alphabetical order. ------------------------------------------------------------------ BANZAI He's always hungry Gotta have a wildebeest Well he started it ED Spastic hyena Cannot control his laughing What did he just say? MUFASA He's a doting dad And a bit of a bully And that's why he died NALA Hey, check out those eyes! Better move over, Simba Hottest quadruped PUMBAA Simpleton warthog Flatulent as all get out Eats a lot of bugs RAFIKI Resident shaman He's not the one who's confused Even knows Kung Fu SARABI Simba has a mom! Scar doesn't seem to like her Won't put up with crud SARAFINA One short line for her: What do you think, Sarabi? She's an enigma SCAR Perpetual jerk? Or misunderstood outcast? Clues are sadly few SHENZI Ooo... do it again The only smart hyena Love that black lipstick SIMBA Our main character Went through a lot of trauma Why has he no fans? TIMON Know-it-all meerkat Says "Hakuna Matata" Brains of the outfit ZAZU Pompous blue hornbill Mufasa's majordomo And babysitter
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