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"God Help the Bombshells"
Date: 16 Jul 1996 09:47:54 -0700
Written by Michelle Ishida (ishida@phakt.usc.edu)
To the tune of "God Help the Outcasts" from _The Hunchback
  of Notre Dame_. Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, music by Alan
  Menken.
Copyright: 1996. Originally posted 7/16/96.
Vocals: Whoever happens to be singing it at the time

Author's note: Hey...been thinking of my own lil parody...
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"God Help the Bombshells"

Esmerelda:
I don't know if YOU can hear me,
oh my dear animator...
I don't know if you would listen
to a heroine's prayer
Yes, I know I'm just the bombshell
the token woman babe
Still I see your face and wonder
does not your wife mind too?

God help the bombshells
Luscious at birth
My body's too curvy
from what you find on earth...
God help the bombshells
clothes on not floss...
Please draw me fatter
I'm not Kate Moss.

Little Teenagers:
I ask for a waist
like Ariel
I ask for that Indian's body at twelve...
I ask for a stomach, like Al's Princess
I ask for animators to draw me too...

Esmerelda:
I ask for nothing
I have it all
but why do they assume
I only go to the mall
Please help the next one
I believe it's Mulan
Remember she's Asian
Don't make her 6'1"..
God help the bombshells
Who have minds that work.

Well...that's my version...it's no Angela song...but then again,
I play the music, not write the lyrics..!
Michi