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Top 10 Effects of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of Disney
Written by unknown.
Copyright: 1997. Originally posted July 1997.
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The Top 10 Effects of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of Disney:

10.  Children in deep south begin mass conversion to Judaism.

9.  Athletes now heard saying, "I'm going to Disneyland,  and then to
HELL!!"

8.  Disneyland courts atheists with new slogan:  "The closest place to
heaven YOU'LL ever see!"

7.   Hellfire and Animation!

6.   Reduced pressure to put pants on Donald Duck.

5.  Neighborhood "working girls" can no longer count on generous tips
from visiting televangelists.

4.   Crowds at DollyWood soar into the dozens.

3.  Baptists now must visit Disney World in the same disguise they wear
to the liquor store.

2.  Chip & Dale land on the cover of "Out" Magazine.

and the Number 1 Effect of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of
Disney...

1.   Absolutely Nothing!!

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