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"The Church of Disney"
Written by Stacey Rose (RoseArtJwl@aol.com).
Copyright 2000.
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Scene: A southern Baptist Preacher in church turns to a typical
American young woman who is wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt sitting 
in a pew and says/sings: "YOU there, in that Disney shirt, you 
are taking the wrong road, for they instill impurity and sin into 
the young and old/they crank out pro-gay values/and their films 
are full of violence/we think it should all be swept away/and 
gays should suffer in silence...." The woman in the shirt 
responds and bursts into song in a typical gospel tune:
"OOOOOHHHH YEAH???, I 've got something to saaaay to yoooouuu..."

I have joined the Church of Disney
Yes I've joined today
I'm a follower of Mickey
Allelujah! I've been saved!
I've got my pass to DisneyWorld
The Mecca of our land
many make the pilgrimage 
but YOU wouldn't understand
Every creed, class and color
Comes to heed the call
And they all have fun together
"Its a small world after all!"
I've worn the big mouse ears
I've read the "Tao of Pooh"
It makes a lot more sense to me
Then the dogma that YOU spew!
You think I am foolish
You think that I'm disgrace
That I learned "Zipadee Do Da"
before "Amazing Grace".
You put down all the characters
though its not their fault
And if you'd had the chance
You'd crucify poor Walt.
Your mind is closed, you're full of fear
its silly to live that way
Disney is no danger
And its here to stay.
"'The Rescuers' is dirty!"
And the Mouse's ABC
is airing sinful things
That we should never see!"
I've heard this all before
That this should all be banned
Perhaps you fanatics
Should be in Never Never Land!
Here I go, I've said my peace
I think I've took too long
I'm gonna crank the gospel version
of the latest Disney theme song!
"Celebrate the Future
Hand in Hand" is more beautiful to me
Than any of the hymns
You will EVER sing to me!
Yes, I've joined the Church of Disney
yes, I've joined today.
I'm a  follower of Mickey
Alleujah! I've been saved!"

The woman storms out the door. the congregation stands up and 
sings "AAAAAMEN!!!!"