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Guide of the Clopinphiles and Frollophiles
Written by Vicky Viadas (pviadas@spin.com.mx)
Copyright: 1997.
Maintainer's note: This was sent via e-mail. Those of you interested in
"Hunchback"'s Clopin and Frollo are encouraged to visit the various fan
sites ("La Page de Clopin" and "The Frollozone" are excellent starters.)
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Guide of the Clopinphiles and Frollophiles
The Frollophiles
- They watch "Hunchback" more than 50 times only to see and hear Frollo.
- The Frollophiles collect all toys, images, T-shirts or objects of Frollo.
- They were the first ones to buy the Hunchback Video in Disney Store On-Line.
- The Frollophiles think the Clopinplilies are crazy because they donīt
appreciate the great talent of Frollo.
- A Frollophile spend all day searching for Frollo Web pages.
- Many of the Frollophiles dream about Frollo, write about Frollo, quote the
famous words of Frollo or have a obsession with Frollo.
- You can easy recognize Frollophiles in a crowd--they're the ones who have
a expression of displeasure and a ceremonious attitude and wear dark clothes.
- The Frollophiles burn you if you say something like "I donīt like Frollo"
or "The best Disney villain is Scar".
- Many Frollophiles donīt know how "Hunchback" ends because they exit the movie theater or turn off the VCR when Frollo falls of the Bell Tower. Others donīt remember or know what happened in the scenes where Frollo doesnīt appear.
- The Frollophiles think the best song of the movie is "Hellfire" and many of
them think it's the only "real" song in the movie.
- The Frollophiles hate the Academy Awards members because they didnīt
nominate Frollo for Best Supporting Actor.
- The Frollophiles think Frollo is the only star in the Hunckback.
The Clopinphiles:
- The only reason they see more than 50 times the Hunchback was Clopin.
- This group collects all toys, images, T-shirts or objects of the King of
Gypsies.
- They were the others first ones in buy "Hunchback" Video in Disney Store
On-Line.
- They hate Frollo because he put their hero Clopin in a cage and they canīt
understand how anyone can admire a monster like Frollo.
- A Clopinphile spends all day searching for Web pages of the King of Gypsies.
- They have the same obsession for Clopin than the Frollophiles have for
Frollo.
- The Clopinphiles are more notorious in the web and more cheerful.
- You can easy recognize Clopinphiles in a crowd, they have a festive
expression and many of them wear colors like purple and yellow.
- The Clopinphiles hang you if you tell them something like "Clopin is
only a clown" or "Clopin? Please, everyone knows Lumiere is the best" or
"Really the Genie is more funny".
- The Clopinphiles only hear "The Bells of Notre Dame", "Topsy Turvy", "the
Court of Mirecles" and "The Bells of Notre Dame (Reprise)", they jump all
the other songs.
- Some of them know the beginning and end of "Hunchback" but they donīt know
what else happened except The Festival of Fools and the "Court of Miracles".
- The Clopinphiles think the star of the "Hunchback" is Clopin and anyone who
thinks the opposite is crazy.
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