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"A Dino World"
Written by Angela Kuo (angela_h_kuo@yahoo.com)
To the tune of "A Whole New World" from _Aladdin_. Lyrics by 
  Tim Rice, music by Alan Menken.
Copyright: 1997. This parody may be freely saved, distributed, reposted,
  and placed on webpages for nonprofit purposes as long as it is
  properly credited and retains its original content. Posted
  5/31/97.
Author's note: "The Lost World" set to Disney music... :)
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"A Dino World"

SCIENTIST #1
Spielberg showed you a world,
Was that movie a classic?
Doesn't matter--Jurassic
Park is back and here to stay.

Summer movies are fun:
Color, noise, and disaster,
Cut to big stunts much faster--
That's the action-movie way!

A dino world
The script is lame and corny too
But we have great effects
Watch for T. rex
He'll prob'ly try to eat you.

SCIENTIST #2
A dino world
A high-tech place that's cool and new
But if you take a look
It's not the book
And now I'm lost in dino world with you.

SCIENTIST #1
Now I'm lost in dino world with you.

SCIENTIST #2
Take a look at these films:
Lava, floods, and destroyers,
Twisters, Martians, and lawyers--
It's no wonder we're so scared!

SCIENTISTS #1 and #2
A dino world
(Sure the plot's really thin)
A hundred zillion bucks to earn
(And the characters boring)

SCIENTIST #2
But still they like this stuff--
Can't get enough,
When will the moviegoers ever learn?

SCIENTISTS #1 and #2
A dino world
(Ancient reptiles are in)
With plastic toys and T-shirts too
(There's no way of ignoring)

BOTH
No matter what the cost
This film's not lost,
Can you spare six bucks so you can view
A dino world (A dino world)
Just wait and see (Just wait and see)
It isn't done
We've just begun
The trilogy!