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"Disney's Fantasy Funerals"
Written by Anonymous
Posted by Arlen Miller (dsnyana@phoenixat.com)
Copyright: 1997. Originally posted 2/28/97.
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                        DISNEY'S FANTASY FUNERALS
        SPEND ETERNITY AT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON OR UNDER THE EARTH!

The Walt Disney World Company is proud to announce the creation of the
newest department, Fantasy Funerals.. This marks an entry into a new
line of business and compliments the Fairy Tale Weddings Department.

Construction on the Disney Funeral Reception Hall and Crematorium will
begin in the fourth quarter of 1997 and the first funerals will begin
in mid-1998.  Services include package prices for family and friends
including airfare, hotel and tickets to the attractions.  The hall will
accommodate wakes of up to 600 mourners.

For those that wish to become a permanent part of the "Disney Magic"
there are several options available.  After cremation, one can be
buried under a marker on the "Walk Around The World" walking path that
circles the Seven Seas Lagoon.

Our "Pixie-Dust" program will involve Tinker Bell scattering your ashes
over the Magic Kingdom during the nightly fireworks display.  We can
even place your ashes in a fireworks shell to be exploded during
Illuminations at EPCOT.

For nautical fans ones ashes can be spread into the EPCOT Center or
Seven Seas Lagoon during a special ceremony held on one of the
"Friendship" boats.

Special packages for families are available.  Get in on the ground floor
and book your reservations early.

With Walt Disney's Fairy Tale Funerals you can become part of the Magic!