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"Fantasy Funeral List"
Written by Michael Meissner (meissner@cygnus.com)
Copyright: 1997. Originally posted 3/3/97.
Maintainer's note: This was written in response to the
  post on Fantasy Funerals.
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Of course, if Disney does do funerals, the TDC will have to offer 6 different
funerals all in one.  Lets see,

   1)   They could have you lying in state at Cindy's castle the first day;

   2)   The second day they could prop you up at the headshrinkers on the
        Jungle Cruise;

   3)   The third day, they put your corpse in its own boat, and you ride Its a
        Small World After all, all day long;

   4)   Replace one of the lessor known presidents with your corpse on the
        fourth day;

   5)   Have your corpse replace the daisy duck figurehead on Donald's boat at
        Toontown on the fifth day; (and)

   6)   On the sixth day, you would join the happy spooks at the Haunted
        Mansion for your final resting place.