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Hamlet "I Want" song
Written by: Mike D'Angelo (mqd8478@is2.nyu.edu)
To the tune of: "Part of Your World" from _The Little Mermaid_
  Lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken
Copyright: 1996. Originally posted to rec.arts.movies-current
  on April 17, 1996.

Maintainer's note: This was written in response to Peter Reiher's
  "Kill Our Guest."
Author's note: This is a fabulous idea, but it seems to me
  that _Hamlet_ would be even more appropriate.  The only snag
  is that the "I want" song might be a tad tricky...
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Hamlet "I want" song

I'd like to avenge my father's death
I think it's time to confront my uncle
But then again, maybe I should just,
I dunno...sleep.

Before I draw me another breath
I need to act -- I must kill my uncle
...unless that ghost was a lying,
maleficent...creep.

Should I make haste?
Shall I delay?
Maybe I'll just mope 'round here all day
Procrastinate
That sounds just great
[walks out of frame without finishing verse]

(coming up next: 'Laertes' (formerly 'Gaston'))