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If Different Disney Characters Told the Same Joke...
Written by Matt Plotecher (mplot@freenet.columbus.oh.us)
Copyright: 1997 by Matt Plotecher. Originally posted 4/27/97.
Author's note: Hopefully, this will be useful to you in the 
  future (I have no clue how, but I have faith.)
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If different Disney characters told the same joke:

The joke--
   A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when I go like this
with my arm." And the doctor says, "Don't go like that with your arm
anymore."

  The characters--
Djali:
  "Bahh. Bleat! Bleat! Bahh...Bahh, "Bleat!" Bahh "Bahh--Bleat!"

Frollo:
  "This lowly, obviously sinful peon approached the royal physician and
pleaded for medical treatment for the pain he experienced due to excessive
motion with his arm. The wise physician replied, "You are quite clearly a
weak, vulgar, and lusting peasant, and do not deserve to breath the
blessed air, let alone receive aid for your deserved injuries." Thus the
guards were summoned, and the man was burned at stake. Amen."

Darkwing:
  "It was a dark, dreary, and desolate night as the determined detective
Darkwing Duck began the investigation of the man who had mysteriously
twisted his arm in some weird accident. The Masked Mallard masterfully
maneuvered his--Hey! I know that I wasn't in the joke originally, but my
presence makes it so much more interesting...Don't threaten me! What can
you do? I'm the mighty Masked Mallard! Champion of coolness! King of--"

Megavolt:
  "Okay, so this guy, he goes to an electrician--no, wait, that's not
right. Okay, this light bulb goes to a doctor--hold it, that's not right
either. Okay, how about a man with a light bulb in his nose goes to a
doctor who moonlights as an electrician and...uh, and...what was the
question again?"

Gosalyn:
  "The man goes to a doctor, and says, "Doc! Ya gotta help me!  Ever since
I defeated those chainsaw zombies from the 14.5th dimension, it hurts when
I go like this with my cyber-robotic arm." And the doctor says, "Well,
that's too bad, because I'm actually the evil emperor Zorg, destroyer of
Earth!" And the hordes from emperor Zorg's homeworld flew and trashed the
world!  Blood everywhere! Too cool, huh?"

Goofy:
  "Well, now let's see here, ahyuck! I think that this guy went to the
doctor, but I can't seem to recall. Gawrsh, maybe I should have read the
script this week. Oh well, I think the point of the story can be made just
as easily with a tale from the family album..."

Max:
  "No! Not the family album! Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Dopey:
  "......."