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"Weenie to Meanie"
Written by Laura Connor
To the tune of "Zero to Hero" from _Hercules_.
  Lyrics by David Zippel, music by Alan Menken.
Copyright 1997 by Laura Connor. Frollo pictures
  copyrighted by Disney.
Maintainer's note: Received via e-mail 8/7/97.
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"Weenie to Meanie"

Oh, please no!
Frollo's on a roll
Runnin' 'round the city
tryin' to save Paris' souls

What a jerk!
See that ugly smirk?
Can't believe he stole this song from
high-and-mighty Herc!

He was a peasant, 
A weenie, weenie
Now he's unplesant,
He's a meanie!

Here was a judge with his act down pat
From weenie to meanie,
In no time flat
Weenie to meanie,
Just like that!

When he schemed, the gypsies screamed and
ran in terror
Then made fun of his robes, and longish nose
(Their greatest error)

And when he rode to the miller's abode,
He set his house ablaze,
Then Phoebus came and saved them,
And then Frollo said, "There goes your raise!"

Oh, Dear Lord!
Frollo's gettin' bored
"Think I'll kill some more of that vulgar gypsy hoard!"
Lined them up,
Just to see them squirm,
To grin and taunt and tease them
and to yell, "You worthless worms!"

Frollo, he comes, he sees, he kills them
Honey, his very stare, it chills them
He showed the evil,
brains, and smarts,
From weenie to meanie,
His eyes shoot darts,
Weenie to meanie,
He stole our hearts

Who put the "class"
in "social classes?"
Frollo did!
 
Who's awful deeds angered the masses?
Frollo's did!
Is he a creep?
No one's crueler
Is he loved?
Our fav'rite ruler!
Frollo, yeah! Frollo, yeah!. . . 

Oh, please no!
Frollo's on a roll
Tall and spindly
Killing folks
While Phoebus cracks his jokes
(Quite unfriendly)

He was a peasant, 
A weenie, weenie,
Now he's unpleasant
He's a meanie!

Down on licentious, vulgar crowds
From weenie to meanie,
Frollo's a meanie,
Now he's a meanie,
Whoa, and wow!

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