===========================================================================
"The Mulan Trailer"
Written by Angela Kuo (axk23@psu.edu)
To the tune of "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from _Flower Drum Song_. Lyrics
  by Oscar Hammerstein II, music by Richard Rodgers.
Copyright: 1997. Originally posted 4/26/97. Revised 4/29/97.
Author's note:

Okay, I know "Hercules" is the next film and I think it will be funny, but I
admit I'm more impatient to see "Mulan." I don't think the "Mulan" trailer will
be with "Herc" (but I wouldn't mind if it is... ;) ). Anyway, here's a
trailer that I sincerely hope Disney will *not* use. :)
 
This parody may be saved, distributed, reposted and placed on webpages
for nonprofit use as long as it is properly credited and retains its
original content. Comments are appreciated (e-mail axk23@psu.edu)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Mulan Trailer"

[MULAN appears on screen dressed as a soldier]

MULAN
I thought I would join the army
And I'd give my dad's sword a twirl.
So come see the film to star me
As a boy, though I'm a girl.

A dragon who's cute and funny
And the size of a common squirrel
May help me earn Disney money
As a boy, though I'm a girl.

I'll prove I can win your admiration,
I'm tough and I should not be ignored.
So if you attempt to hit my nation,
With a pound and a hack, my dear, you'll taste my sword!

Who cares if I'm male or female?
I have lots of ability,
So you'll learn from this Chinese folktale
'Bout a girl being a guy,
"Mulan"'s a film to see!