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"(President) Self-Declared!"

Lyrics By Jason Frazier (frazier@nstci.com).
 (C) Copyright 1999, "(President) Self-Declared", Lyrics By
 Jason Frazier.  Adaped from "Be Prepared" from "The Lion
 King", Music By Elton John - Lyrics By Tim Rice.
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"(President) Self-Declared!"

GEORGE W. BUSH
  You know I got powers deception 
  And sly slickness - never denied
  But listen, and attain clear reception -
  I'm planning one hell of a surprise!

  It's clear, I've got no past confessions
  I've got something to say, to declare
  To clear my mind of all repressions;
  You won't find me tangled in affairs!

  So I'll declare for a change in the times,
  Self-declare my way to The House
  A dazzling new dynasty
  Is one coming fast, ya' see?

  SOLITARY VOTER
  And where does he roam?

  GEORGE W. BUSH
  In the Oval with his drone
  And I know it sounds stupid
  But I've been imputed
  For attaining sheer perfection
  In my selections: I'm President, yes - I'll be President,
  Self-Declared!

  VOTERS
  It's great that he'll soon be accepted
  As President and ruling forever more

  GEORGE W. BUSH
  And to my friend, Al Gore
  Don't you know you're such a bore?
  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This future I'm making
  Will be mine, I'm proclaiming
  And everything else, soon to be
  I'm clever in repartee and -
  America's ruler will be me!

  So I'll declare that I'm your for a lifetime!
  I'll declare a huge coup de'gras!
  (Ooooh!)
  I'm coming to power
  (We'll have reform!)
  So bow down to cower
  (Lots of reform!)
  Decades in the planning
  (We can see)
  Has me hooked on Gore's canning
  (Just what he'll be!)
  I'll be President for sure!
  (Aaaaaaaah!)
  Yes, G. Bush is the cure!
  (Aaaaaaaah!)
  Simply #1, how divine!
  (Aaaaaaaah!)

  Yes, I've a hint I'll be America's new President,
  Self-Declared!

  VOTERS
  Yes, we've got a hint he'll be America's soon President,

  GEORGE W. BUSH and VOTERS
  Self-Declared!