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"Just Around Projector B"
Written by Don Fitzroy
To the tune of "Just Around the Riverbend" from _Pocahontas_.
  Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, music by Alan Menken.
Copyright: 1995

Maintainer's note: Apologies to Don--somehow I lost his e-mail address.
I typed his set of _Pocahontas_ parodies in myself, so apologies for
any typos. If anyone has the originals and/or his address, I'd appreciate
it. (Long story.)
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"Just Around Projector B"

What I love most about premieres is
You can't go see the same premiere twice.
'Cause Disney's always changing, always growing.
But thousands went to Central Park
So we must pay the price
If we're late we lose our chance of ever knowing
What's around projector B,
Showing just around projector B.

I look once more
Just around projector B,
Beyond the hordes
Of screaming little kids.
Don't know what for
But I know I've got to see
Just around projector B
A screen,
Eight-story screen.

I feel it here beyond those trees
Or right in front of that big stage.
There are people who can see the freaking show,
But I got here just a little late
And I'm getting full of rage
Because the great lawn's gonna overflow
Just around projector B,
Just around projector B.

I look once more
Just around projector B,
There's fun galore
Somewhere in the front.
Don't know what for
Why'd I come? 'Cause I can't see
Just around projector B,
Just around projector B...

Do I choose the wisest course
Sit right here and call it quits?
Should I leave and go back home,
Just forget 'bout my tickets?
Or do you still wait for me Walt Disney
Just around projector B?

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