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"Take Me To Quasiland"
By Kelly O'Connor (michellekwanrules@juno.com)
To the tune of "Take Me to TV Land!"
Received via e-mail 8/16/98
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Take me to,  Quasiland.
Where the good guys win, and out there is the place to be.
Take me to Quasiland.
Where it's ruled by a hunchback, but who cares cause he kicks butt!
Refrain: Quasi, Quasi, Quasi you da man, Quasi Quasi Quasi We looooove
youuuu!
Take me oh yeah Take me Take me to Quasiland.
Where  deformed dudes rocks and they are smarter than Phoebus.
Take me to Quasiland 
Where gypsies are free and can sing in big huge churches without anyone
going shut up!
Refrain
Tahahhake meeeee tooooo Quasiland
Where goats are also allowed inside the church and they dance around and
make fart noises.
Take me too Quasiland
Where I'm gonna kick Phoebus's butt.
refrain
Take me to Quasiland
Where birds always perch on people's hands.
Take me to Quasiland
Where Frollo dies and Gargoyles talk.
refrain
Take me too Quasiland
Where there lives cute little purple girls. Whom David calls lil Marie
Take me too Quasiland 
Where all the bad guys are dead so live with it if you're a frolloite.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
Rap section
Quasi yeah he's really cool
Quasi yea he really rules 
fart noises: ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph
So spin the discs and boogie down
And dance like Quasi and Esme do
We dance the night away. And all the day
We play pin the tail on the butt on the phoebus
Djali bowling now that's the ticket.
neer nee neer
rap section ends
OOOOOOh! Take me to Quasiland
Where people can sing topsy turvy for the first time and do it perfect.
Take me to quasiland
Where Emse Quasi and Clopin and Frollo who's dead can make up  cool songs
as they go.
Soooooooooo take meeeee toooooooo Quasilahand! Ah Yeah!