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"Savages"
Written by Don Fitzroy
To the tune of "Savages" (parts 1 and 2) from _Pocahontas_.
  Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, music by Alan Menken.
Copyright: 1995 by Don Fitzroy.
Maintainer's note: Apologies to Don for losing his e-mail
  address and for any typos.
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"Savages" (Part 1)

EISNER
What can you expect?
From filthy little drawings
Their whole disgusting world is multiplane
Their skin's a bunch of lines
And Katzenburg resigns
I think I'm gonna go insane!

DISNEY EXECS  They're characters! Characters!

EISNER  Demons of the paintbrush!

DISNEY EXECS  Characters!  Characters!

EISNER
Get them off the screen!
They're politically correct
Which means they must be evil
We must switch to live action!

DISNEY EXECS
They're characters!  Characters!
Singing little wussies!
Now we switch to live action!

ARIEL  This is what we feared!

ALADDIN  The Disney guys are angry!

SIMBA  I guess the Hindu monkey was too much.

BEAST
Even old Glen Keane--
He turned out to be mean!

POCAHONTAS  He gave me a tremendous bust!

CHARACTERS
They're Eisner-freaks! Eisner-freaks!
No imagination!
Eisner-freaks! Eisner-freaks!

ALADDIN  They shove us in the stores!

ROGER RABBIT
We tried to get along
In Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

ARIEL  We must move to Dreamworks soon!

CHARACTERS
They're Eisner-freaks! Eisner-freaks!
First we deal with Spielberg!
Then we move to Dreamworks now!

DISNEY EXECS  Characters!  Characters!

EISNER  Let's go rip a few, guys!

CHARACTERS  Eisner-freaks! Eisner-freaks!

MUFASA  Now it's up to you, guys...

ALL
Characters!
Eisner-freaks!
Barely even human
Now we sound the drums of war!

"Savages" (Part 2)

EISNER  This will be the hour...  (Let's go, men!)

ALADDIN  This will be the time... (Did you call Spielberg yet?)

ALL  We will see them dying in the dust.

MICKEY MOUSE
I don't know what I can do
Still I know I've got to try.

DISNEY EXECS  Now we use our power...

MICKEY  Pluto, help me bring back joy

CHARACTERS  No more songs and rhyme...

MICKEY  Minnie, help me mediate.

ALL  Now we end this hatred and disgust.

MICKEY
Spirits of ol' Walt and Roy
Please don't let it be too late!

ALL
It's them or us
They're just a bunch of filthy stinking

DISNEY EXECS  Characters!

CHARACTERS  Eisner-freaks!

DISNEY EXECS  Drawings!

CHARACTERS  People!

EISNER  Kill them!

CHARACTERS  Eisner-freaks!

DISNEY EXECS  Characters!

EISNER  We've thrown them out before!

DISNEY EXECS
Erase their evil heads
Their drawings will be dead soon.

MICKEY  How loud are the drums of war!

EISNER
Now we near the end
You just cannot defend us

MICKEY  Is the death of Disney Corp. carried in the drumming of war?

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