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"The Scandal (reprise)" adapted from "Prince Ali (Reprise)" from
Aladdin (somewhat)

(C) Copyright 1999, "The Scandal (Reprise)"
Lyrics By Jason Frazier (frazier@nstci.com).
* Selected portions adapted from "Prince
Ali (Reprise)", Music By Alan Menken, Lyrics By Tim
Rice (For the 1992 Disney film, Aladdin)*
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"The Scandal (reprise)"

President Clinton, yes he is smitten
Terribly bitten by the Monica Bug
Watch her hips and kiss her lips (if you dare)
Yes, meet a woman who's at her best
In a meeting under the desk
Say "Impeached" to your precious President Clinton!

So Monica is like an idiot chimpanzee
Intending to give Clinton the breeze,
She fell down on her knees
Go on and cry,
You'll just deny it was free
She's worried she'll be marred
By the work of Kenneth Starr
And it's sure to bet
You can find it on the Internet
Monica, ya' think he's buff
But he hasn't got the right stuff

It's a setup, it's a scam
-This woman and this man-
This is clearly evident
When you find
Her prospect is the President!

So Clinton's up at bat
He's ready for her fat
He won't wander far,
He's gone to get a cigar
You'll see it was just lust
When the area of interest was her bust
She'll go for a double-doosey
When this becomes a movie!

Is this conventional?
My, no -- bluntly intentional!
Her ditsy persona provides
An adequate amount of supply
To send them packing on a one-way trip
So their taudry affairs take a terminal dip
Here's a token: the venue chosen
Is the confines of the slammer -- Toodle-loo!
They got away with it....
Can You?