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"Slick Willie" and "Slick Willie (Reprise)"
Written by Amberle Ferrian.
To the tune of "Prince Ali" and "Prince Ali (Reprise)" from 
  _Aladdin_. Lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken.
Copyright: 1994?
Maintainer's note: I typed this in by hand, so let me know if
  there are mistakes. I lost the note posted with this, but I
  do recall the poster saying it doesn't reflect the author's
  opinion.
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"Slick Willie"

Make way for Slick Willie!
Say hey! It's Slick Willie!
He came from the hills of Arkansas
Took on Bush and Perot
Back in Novembah,
Said he'd shoot all of our woes out of the sky.
And now he's the boss of the U.S.A.
So what do you think of this guy?

Slick Willie! Lecherous he!
It's Billy Clinton!
Gennifer caused quite a stir,
An X-rated sleaze!
Girls, try your best to stay calm.
The Prez won't do you no harm.
If he flirts, you can call the news at NBC!

Slick Willie!  Cowardly he!
It's Billy Clinton!
The Army doesn't want he
Commander-in-Chief.
He turned down his Marine sword
Offered by his draft board.
Who ran and hid at Oxford?
Why, Slick Willie!

His VP, Albert Gore, is a robot,
Likes to spend all his days hugging trees.
Making fun of him isn't all that hot.
It's bound to fail, he's not Dan Quayle
Though he's no Jack Kennedy,
Slick Willie!

Slick Willie!  Troubled is he!
It's Billy Clinton.
Asked Zoe, nice young lady
To be chief attorney.
Well, filling that job had to wait
'Cause of something called Nannygate.
A scandal a week is the fate
For Slick Willie!

He's got budget headaches up the wazoo
(See the budget, my God the budget!)
And to balance, he's charging more fees
(He's got taxes, yes more taxes!)
The GOP thinks his plan is dog doo,
Won't bow to his whim, hates serving him
Just lousy with our country as Willie!
Slick Willie!

Slick Willie!  Yes, it is he!
It's Billy Clinton!
Heard your Chelsea was a sight lovely to see.
And now, good people, stnad by
He's got dolled up to drop by
To give up his spiel, yes, from door to door
On Larry King Live, Letterman, and more
With healthcare spending,
And banks sunk lending,
And dreams all shattered by he!
Oh, no! It's Slick Willie!

"Slick Willie (Reprise)"

Slick Willie! President he
But not a great leader.
"Read my lips!" That's a Bush tip
For fibbing easy.
Bill claims we only have space
For only one Navy base.
Say goodbye to Ronnie's military!

Slick Willie turns out to be
Merely a flunky.
Just a con!  Need I go on?
Oh, what a sleaze!
His budget balancing flaws
Give Americans pause,
To make us yearn hard for Ross Perot's tricks,
Billy's prospects look read bad in '96.
Our econ is dead, we're way in the red,
We should give us to the Jap-an-eeeeese!
All thanks to Slick Willie!

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