Chris Evans Hate Page

Why do I hate the Pratt of the century :

  1. What is there to like about him?
  2. When he had Jon Bon Jovi on his Radio show, he got him to lie on the floor and get every one to jump over him, and called it Bongy Jumping!!!!
  3. He is a Pratt, a Richard Head, a Barstool, a Wane Cur (I hope no-one is actually called that), and the biggest @!t on the planet.

Good points about Chris (the twat) Evans (there is SOME, but not many) :

  1. He is so annoying that he use to make me get up in the morning to turn the radio off. (I hate getting up in the morning)
  2. He goes on holiday a few times a year.
  3. Radio One sacked him!

He does have good guests, and makes good show (if he didn't introduce them).

Thanks for reading my raving about the twat of the ???? Ever!

By the way, although I dislike, Chris. I don't HATE anyone.........Well, OK I hate him OK. You got a problem with that? Tough sit. (these spelling mistakes are on purpose!)

By the way, If you are Chris Evans, I'm sorry, please, don't sue. (As if he'd read this, my ego ain't THAT big. What am I saying it ain't big at all.)

Actually, to be fair, he has one good point, which some people don't, he isn't homophobic. It would be a LOVELY world if that was the case for EVERYONE.

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