Cindy's ATXF Humor

June 1, 1998

Ode to ATXF part (Folie à) Deux by me

What did Scully say in that episode with the bug?
Was the finale CC's way of pulling XF's plug?
What's a Moulder?  A Spudner?  A PEEP?
Did you know that "Chinga" means BLEEP?
Where do you find the titles of the shows?
Did you see Mulder's ring?  What's it mean?  Who here knows?
Who are Spotsy, Shipper Boy, and Shibes?
Do you think that Scully gives Mulder good vibes?
Is Cigarette Smoking Man Agent Spender's dad?
Why did M (and sometimes S) tape an X in M's bachelor pad?
What's FTF?  When's the movie coming out?
Who started the XF fire?  (AD Skinner, no doubt!)

Now, read before you post and you might see
That some people will treat you more courteously! :-)
April 15, 1998

Ode to ATXF by yours truly

What's that X?   Is Moulder dead?
Is CC messing with our heads?
Did young CSM play Spender too?
So what's that oily black stuff do?
What's a shipper?  UST?
I'm new here so please help me!
I want a pic of Skully nude.
Hey, elitist, don't be so rude!
What's up with Krychek?  Where's his arm?
Did that smoking man really buy the farm?
What is wrong with binaries?
But, dear posters, seriously...
Read before you post and get a clue.
And no offense but FAQ you!
April 1, 1998

An upcoming episode of the popular sci-fi series "The X-Files" will have fans gape-jawed over several new plot twists that creator Chris Carter says contains hints about the movie, which will be released June 19.

The episode, titled "Le Fou" and written by Frank Spotnitz and directed by R.W. Goodwin, has everyone's favorite FBI agents following a trail of clues left behind by a serial killer who dresses like a clown. Star David Duchovny stated, "Who isn't scared of those guys?"

The first clue found is a plastic arm, fingers peeping out from a rat-infested pipe. Could this mean...? Show regular Nicholas Lea is keeping mum. "I may or may not be in the movie. I can't really say."

The agents are then led to an abandoned warehouse where X's are taped on all the windows. "Oh, my God!" Dana Scully (played by actress Gillian Anderson) exclaims. "What do those X's mean??"

We don't want to spoil the rest of the show for you, but be sure to watch out for:

Enjoy the show, X-Philes, because the truth is out there.

Reported by April Furst
As seen in TV Guidance, Ms. Shobiz, and Association of Press
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